/prog/ - Move Over Leah

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 1:24

I do product management. User guru, platform geek, constructive propagandist, agilista, funnel hacker and analytics junkie. I also WoW, Ruby and tweet.

Why do you hate women guys?

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PS. Follow me @shanley XD

Name: Description 2012-10-18 4:54

>>160
Define 0.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:08

this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 1:58

>>160
No they don't, dumbshit.

>>121-122,124
Nicely done.

Name: lux 2012-10-20 13:04

You guys are slipping, let's not get all excited because some cunt read _why's poignant guide and made a website.

This /prog/, where we don't use Ruby, and we don't want skanks hanging around.

Straya cunts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 14:41

saging this

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 1:49

straya

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 2:15

>>165
back to www.gaiaonline.com, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 3:49

>>164
What's a web language that /prog/ does like?

They hate Ruby, PHP, javascript, python...

Name: LISP 2012-10-21 4:16

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:22

>>1

I innovate billion dollar HTML5 and Ajax solutions for implementing and solutionising scalable apps for cloud-based enterprises. Pleased to meet you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 11:47

>>168
You can use a Lisp language to do web stuff. It's reasonably faster than Python, and it's perfect for templating, text manipulation and other web stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 14:27

>>171
Are any real websites written in Lisp? Honestly. Facebook? Twitter? Google? Yahoo?

Nope. All use PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 14:54

>>172
Reddit used to be written in Lisp. Then they found out it was a crappy language and rewrote it in Python.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:14

>>173
No, they found out rewriting it in Python would make it more easy to mantain, because not everyone can write Lisp.

>>172
So, if something shitty is popular, it becomes good? Also, what the fuck are you trying to make? Some shitty le web cloud social media startup? Might as well learn node.js and fuck off back to Hacker Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:35

So, if something shitty is popular, it becomes good?

No. If something is good, it generally becomes popular. PHP has it's flaws, but I shudder at the thought of building and maintaining any sort of complex or dynamic website with a language like Lisp. If it's some five-page, cookie-cutter informational site, sure. But otherwise, I'm modularizing that shit with PHP and doing front-end with JS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:37

wait for it

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:38

check em'

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:38

>>175
I'm modularizing that shit with PHP

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:49

No, seriously, Lisp is shit times twenty for web work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 16:02

>>179
You haven't used my Emacs framework yet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 17:11

>>175
You just confirmed my suspicions.

You're ``developing'' a ``scalable web solution'' and you're going to ask Y Combinator to fund your startup.

Why don't you fuck off back there?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 17:30

>>181
I'm not developing shit. I'm speaking generally about web projects I'm hired to do. Why in the fuck would I use Lisp to develop any website. No advantages. Big fucking mess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:03

>>179
No, it's wonderfull. Take a look at clojure. Nothing is as good as sexpressions for html templates.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:05

yu-yu-use it wisely prog



(defmethod char-set ((str string))

  (let ((table (make-hash-table)))

    (loop for i from 0 to (- (length str) 1)

      do (setf (gethash (char str i) table) t))

    table))



(defmethod escape ((str string) (escape-char character) (bad-char-set hash-table))

  (apply #'string-concat

         (loop for i from 0 to (- (length str) 1)

           collect (let ((ch (char str i)))

                     (if (gethash ch bad-char-set)

                       (coerce (list escape-char ch) 'string)

                       (string ch))))))



(defclass trusted-string () ((value :accessor value :initarg value)))



(defmethod trusted-string ((value string))

  (make-instance 'trusted-string 'value value))



(defmethod sql-escape ((self t)) self)



(defmethod sql-escape ((self number)) (write-to-string self))



(defmethod sql-escape ((self trusted-string)) (value self))



(defmethod sql-escape ((self string))

  (escape self #\\ (char-set "\\'")))



(defun sql-string (&rest args)

  (apply #'string-concat (append '("'") (map 'list #'sql-escape args) '("'")))

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:12

>>182
hired
There's your problem. If you do programming for a living, your job is shit and you are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:14

>>185
It's not so bad in an academic setting, but corporate jobs like that really are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:31

Medicine is cool as a hobby and all. But if you're a doctor for a living, your job is shit and you are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:34

>>185
Coming from someone who's obviously never been gainfully employed. Of course you'd be a self-loathing programmer. I'd probably be one too and blame it on my chosen career path.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:50

>>189
watch me

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:50

>>187.188
You can earn money as a programmer, without actually being employed. No, I'm not talking about stupid startups, but that's a good example.

Being a full-time employed programmer is something I will never do again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:51

>>191
Freelance is still technically employment. Self-employment.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:53

You can earn money as a programmer, without actually being employed.

no you cant

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:00

>>193
But I make tens of dollars every month from my shareware.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:05

>>194
You're employed by the community. You're also poor.

while i average $2400 per software/web project, freelance

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:12

>>194,1955
That'd be self employment unless the community actually contract you to perform some work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:16

>>192
Okay, let's define "employed" as "sucking your boss' dick".

>>193
Yes, you can.

>>194
Not shareware.

>>195
I'm not employed by the community. What was the point of quoting that, by the way?

I simply make software I like making (school/shop/store management software) and I try to sell them in small cities. They usually don't make you sign contracts, pay "license costs" that happen to be enough for keeping my lifestyle (around 100EUR/month) and you don't have deadlines, USE JAVA AND DESIGN PATTERNS XD or cubicles that smell like curry.

I also sell RC cars, but I do it only for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:31

>>197
It's not possible to live on 100/month.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:36

>>198
There's millions of people that would disagree.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:53

Don't you people have better things to do, such as discussing how to defend digital civil rights such as the right to privacy, to cryptography and to steganography, as well as the banishment of software patents?

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