/prog/ - What if programming languages were nations?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:29

Common Lispers are like nipponjin, they feel superior to other people because of their obsolete traditions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:30

What if X were Y

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:38

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Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:48

javascript would be eternal heaven

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 10:13

PHP == UK

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 10:26

So UK is shit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 11:11

ASM: Egypt
APL: Russia
BASIC: Turkey
C: Spain
C++: Italy
COBOL: China
Delphi: Denmark
Forth: Israel
Haskell: France
Java: United States
JavaScript: India
Lisp: Netherlands
Lua: Belgium
Objective-C: Morocco
Pascal: Norway
Perl: Australia
PHP: United Kingdom
Prolog: South Korea
Python: Canada
Ruby: Japan

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 11:26

all = jew

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 11:46

Good list but Javashit should be China: shitty knockoff with world-wide spread.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 19:12

C: denmark
C++: sweden
Java: norway

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 19:30

Lisp: Finland
SEPPLES: Israel
Java: India

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 19:43

C#: USA

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 20:07

>>12

KUALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 21:06

ITT we relate our favorite language with the current nation we feel like belong in

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 21:08

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That's why I put SEPPLES with Israel, Ahmed-kun!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 21:12

C++: Israel
Javascript: USA
Java: Canada
C: Nigeria
Haskell: Russia
C#: India
PHP: Mexico
Lisp: Brazil

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 21:16

C: U.S.
C++: New York
BASIC: A bunch of small pastoral nations
Fortran: Amish
Pascal: Europe
Prolog: USSR
Python: Japan (Ruby is too playful: more than one way of doing things)
Go: Canada
Haskell: Mars
Lisp: Jupiter
Scheme: Planet made of diamonds

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 23:07

What are you arguing about?

Yukihiro Matsumoto - Japanese
Bjarne Stroustrup - European
Alan Kay - JEW
Lev Vygotsky - JEW
Seymour Papert - JEW (http://www.papert.com/papert/new.html)
Jean Piaget - JEW or HALF-JEW
Jerome Bruner - JEW
Noam Chomsky - JEW
John McCarthy - JEW
Karl Popper - JEW
Marvin Minsky - JEW
Terry Winograd - JEW
Gerald Sussman - JEW
Joel Spolsky - JEW
Salman Khan - JEW
Alexander Stepanov (co-inventor of C++) - JEW
Roberto Ierusalimschy (inventor of Lua) - JEW
Arthur Whitney (inventor of K) - JEW (http://kx.com/media-coverage-arthur-2004.php)
Philippe Kahn (inventor of Delphi and Turbo Pascal) - JEW
Andrei Alexandrescu (inventor of D) - JEW
Guid van Rossum (inventor of Python) - HALF-JEW
Brendan Eich (inventor of JavaScript) - JEW
Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski (inventors of PHP) - JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 23:10

Salman Khan
John McCarthy
Guid van Rossum
Andrei Alexandrescu
None of these are Jews

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 23:10

>>18
There were many obscure "Russian" programming languages, like Refal, 1C or http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSL but their authors are Jewish too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 23:11

>>19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCarthy_%28computer_scientist%29
Lithuanian Jewish immigrant mother

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 23:28

Common Lisp - Inca
Scheme - Maya
Emacs Lisp - Azteca
C - Hellenic Greece
Java - Ethiopia
FIOC - Best Korea
APL - ancient India
Javascript - VALHALLA

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