insult generator


/*
 * File: prog-utils/insult-gen.c
 *
 * Purpose: Aid the generation of text insults
 *
 * Contributors:
 *  Anonymous-san
 *
*/

/*
prog-utils/insult-gen
Copyright (C) 2012  Anonymous-san

This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
(at your option) any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
     but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
     MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
     GNU General Public License for more details.

     You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
     along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>;.
*/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdint.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <assert.h>

#define ASIZE(x) sizeof(x)/sizeof(x[0])

static const char * Modifiers[] =
{
  "homo",
  "sperg",
  "piss",
  "shit",
  "toilet",
  "dick",
  "cum",
  "urethra",
  "unemployed",
  "butt",
  "sick",
  "ass",
  "massive"
};

static const char * AdjectiveIdentifiers[] =
{
  "-mongling",
  "-bonering",
  "-flipping",
  "-nigging",
  "-aspergerian",
  "-talmudic",
  "anal",
  "-freudian"
};

static const char * NounIdentifiers[] =
{
  "anus",
  "faggot",
  "fag",
  "nigger",
  "sniffer",
  "lover",
  "kike",
  "penis",
  "cunt",
  "pig",
  "lord",
  "master",
  "scrubber",
  "midget",
  "jigaboo",
  "freetard",
  "culver",
  "pedo",
  "jew",
  "muslim",
  "stallmanite",
  "lisper"
};

static const char * VerbIdentifiers[] =
//not really verbs, but go back to your hugbox, aspie
{
  "sniffer",
  "licker",
  "wiper",
  "scratcher",
  "fucker",
  "flipper",
  "smoker"
};

//Program Options
static uint32_t ProgramOptions = 0;
static const uint32_t iNoRepeats = 0x01;

static uint32_t iAmountToGenerate = 5;

//end Program Options

void random_gen(char *, uint32_t n);

int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
  char ** pArgv = argv;
  srand(time(0));

  while(*pArgv != NULL)
  {
    if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--help")
      || !strcmp(*pArgv, "-h"))
    {
      puts("Options:\n"
      "--specify-amount #  How many insults you want to generate"
      " where # is an integer\n"
      "--feeling-lucky  Are you?\n"
      "--no-repeats  Will make sure output is not repeated\n"
      "\ninsult-gen is free software (i.e., abandonware)\n"
      "insult-gen is part of prog-utils\n");
     
      return 0;
    }
    else if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--feeling-lucky"))
    {
      if(rand() % 2)
        goto win;
      while(1)
lose:
        puts("faggot!");
win:
      ;
    }
    else if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--specify-amount"))
    {
      assert(*++pArgv);
      iAmountToGenerate = atoi(*pArgv);
    }
    else if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--no-repeats"))
    {
      //Warning: quadratic complexity
      ProgramOptions |= iNoRepeats;

      //you know what, fuck this
      //just pipe to "uniq"
    }
    ++pArgv;
  }

  char * str = malloc(100);
  for(uint32_t k = 0; k < iAmountToGenerate; ++k)
  {
    random_gen(str, 100);
    puts(str);
  }
  free(str);

  return 0;
}

void random_gen
(
  char * dest,
  uint32_t n
)
{
  uint16_t l = 0;
  const char * szFirstComponent = Modifiers[rand() % (ASIZE(Modifiers))];
  const char * szMiddleComponent = (rand() % 7) > 5 ?
    AdjectiveIdentifiers[rand() % ASIZE(AdjectiveIdentifiers)]
    : NULL;
  const char * szSecondComponent = (rand() % 7) <= 5 ?
    NounIdentifiers[rand() % ASIZE(NounIdentifiers)]
    : VerbIdentifiers[rand() % ASIZE(VerbIdentifiers)];
 
  if(szMiddleComponent != NULL)
    goto middle_component_present;

middle_component_absent:
  assert(strlen(szFirstComponent) + strlen(szSecondComponent)
    < n);

  memcpy(dest, szFirstComponent, l = strlen(szFirstComponent));
  memcpy(dest + l, szSecondComponent, l += strlen(szSecondComponent));
  *(dest + l) = 0;
  goto end;
middle_component_present:
  assert(strlen(szFirstComponent) + strlen(szSecondComponent)
    + strlen(szMiddleComponent) < n);

  memcpy(dest, szFirstComponent, l = strlen(szFirstComponent));
  memcpy(dest + l, szMiddleComponent, l += strlen(szMiddleComponent));
  *(dest + l++) = '-';
  memcpy(dest + l, szSecondComponent, l+= strlen(szSecondComponent));
  *(dest + l) = 0;
end:
  ;
}

$ clang insult-gen.c -o insult-gen -std=c99 -O3
$ ./insult-gen --specify-amount 20 | uniq

For some reason it fucked up when I compiled it with gcc, but who uses that shit anyway.

Why are you using CamelCase in a C program? Or any capital letters at all, outside of macros?

Rev 2

Fixed the bug that caused it to break on gcc. Apparently assignment statements inside function arguments is ``undefined behavior''.



/*
 * File: prog-utils/insult-gen.c
 *
 * Purpose: Aid the generation of text insults
 *
 * Contributors:
 *  Anonymous-san
 *
*/

/*
prog-utils/insult-gen
Copyright (C) 2012  Anonymous-san

This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
(at your option) any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
     but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
     MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
     GNU General Public License for more details.

     You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
     along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>;.
*/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdint.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <assert.h>

#define ASIZE(x) sizeof(x)/sizeof(x[0])

static const char * Modifiers[] =
{
  "homo",
  "sperg",
  "piss",
  "shit",
  "toilet",
  "dick",
  "cum",
  "urethra",
  "unemployed",
  "butt",
  "sick",
  "ass",
  "massive"
};

static const char * AdjectiveIdentifiers[] =
{
  "-mongling",
  "-bonering",
  "-flipping",
  "-nigging",
  "-aspergerian",
  "-talmudic",
  "anal",
  "-freudian"
};

static const char * NounIdentifiers[] =
{
  "anus",
  "faggot",
  "fag",
  "nigger",
  "sniffer",
  "lover",
  "kike",
  "penis",
  "cunt",
  "pig",
  "lord",
  "master",
  "scrubber",
  "midget",
  "jigaboo",
  "freetard",
  "culver",
  "pedo",
  "jew",
  "muslim",
  "stallmanite",
  "lisper"
};

static const char * VerbIdentifiers[] =
//not really verbs, but go back to your hugbox, aspie
{
  "sniffer",
  "licker",
  "wiper",
  "scratcher",
  "fucker",
  "flipper",
  "smoker"
};

//Program Options
static uint32_t ProgramOptions = 0;
static const uint32_t iNoRepeats = 0x01;

static uint32_t iAmountToGenerate = 5;

//end Program Options

void random_gen(char *, uint32_t n);

int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
  char ** pArgv = argv;
  srand(time(0));

  while(*pArgv != NULL)
  {
    if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--help")
      || !strcmp(*pArgv, "-h"))
    {
      puts("Options:\n"
      "--specify-amount #  How many insults you want to generate"
      " where # is an integer\n"
      "--feeling-lucky  Are you?\n"
      "--no-repeats  Will make sure output is not repeated\n"
      "\ninsult-gen is free software (i.e., abandonware)\n"
      "insult-gen is part of prog-utils\n");
     
      return 0;
    }
    else if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--feeling-lucky"))
    {
      if(rand() % 2)
        goto win;
      while(1)
lose:
        puts("faggot!");
win:
      ;
    }
    else if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--specify-amount"))
    {
      assert(*++pArgv);
      iAmountToGenerate = atoi(*pArgv);
    }
    else if(!strcmp(*pArgv, "--no-repeats"))
    {
      //Warning: quadratic complexity
      ProgramOptions |= iNoRepeats;

      //you know what, fuck this
      //just pipe to "uniq"
    }
    ++pArgv;
  }

  char * str = malloc(100);
  for(uint32_t k = 0; k < iAmountToGenerate; ++k)
  {
    random_gen(str, 100);
    puts(str);
  }
  free(str);

  return 0;
}

void random_gen
(
  char * dest,
  uint32_t n
)
{
  uint16_t i = 0, j = 0, k = 0;
  const char * szFirstComponent = Modifiers[rand() % (ASIZE(Modifiers))];
  const char * szMiddleComponent = (rand() % 7) > 5 ?
    AdjectiveIdentifiers[rand() % ASIZE(AdjectiveIdentifiers)]
    : NULL;
  const char * szSecondComponent = (rand() % 7) <= 5 ?
    NounIdentifiers[rand() % ASIZE(NounIdentifiers)]
    : VerbIdentifiers[rand() % ASIZE(VerbIdentifiers)];

  i = strlen(szFirstComponent);
  k = strlen(szSecondComponent);
 
  if(szMiddleComponent != NULL)
    goto middle_component_present;

middle_component_absent:
  assert(strlen(szFirstComponent) + strlen(szSecondComponent)
    < n);

  memcpy(dest, szFirstComponent, i);
  memcpy(dest + i, szSecondComponent, i + k);
  *(dest + i + k) = 0;
  goto end;
middle_component_present:
  assert(strlen(szFirstComponent) + strlen(szSecondComponent)
    + strlen(szMiddleComponent) < n);

  j = strlen(szMiddleComponent);

  memcpy(dest, szFirstComponent, i);
  memcpy(dest + i, szMiddleComponent, i + j);
  *(dest + j + i++) = '-';
  memcpy(dest + i + j, szSecondComponent, k);
  *(dest + i + j + k) = 0;
end:
  ;
}

Wow, this thread is like github, only without memes!

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf,  meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.  Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I Hope This Helps..

>>2
For some reason

Ass-deteriorating dickspoofer.

Dat gotos..

It would be interesting to do this in prolog. Like, just write down the database, make one predicate that builds a sting out of it and outputs it, and then just sit there and klick "n", (give me the next solution that satisfies the rules).

>>7
Fine, ``toilet deteriorating anus''

>>10
anus-driven cockswinger

>>9
Is that your way of saying you've read your SICP?

>>1,9,12
We used to do that in 4 lines of LOGO, back in elementary school:
; The program doesn't have anything about the size of the menu built in. You can use any number of categories, and any number of possibilities in each category.
; source: http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/~bh/logo-sample.html

to choices :menu [:sofar []]
if emptyp :menu [print :sofar stop]
foreach first :menu [(choices butfirst :menu sentence :sofar ?)]
end
Usage:
choices[[ass dick pussy titty cock anus]
              [sucking licking slapping]
              [fuck shit fag nigger kike]
              [lord head face storm]]
Output:
ass sucking fuck lord
ass sucking fuck head
ass sucking fuck face
ass sucking fuck storm
ass sucking shit lord
ass sucking shit head
ass sucking shit face
ass sucking shit storm
ass sucking fag lord
ass sucking fag head
ass sucking fag face
ass sucking fag storm
ass sucking nigger lord
ass sucking nigger head
ass sucking nigger face
ass sucking nigger storm
ass sucking kike lord
ass sucking kike head
ass sucking kike face
ass sucking kike storm
ass licking fuck lord
ass licking fuck head
ass licking fuck face
ass licking fuck storm
ass licking shit lord
ass licking shit head
ass licking shit face
ass licking shit storm
ass licking fag lord
ass licking fag head
ass licking fag face
ass licking fag storm
ass licking nigger lord
ass licking nigger head
ass licking nigger face
ass licking nigger storm
ass licking kike lord
ass licking kike head
ass licking kike face
ass licking kike storm
ass slapping fuck lord
ass slapping fuck head
ass slapping fuck face
ass slapping fuck storm
ass slapping shit lord
ass slapping shit head
ass slapping shit face
ass slapping shit storm
ass slapping fag lord
ass slapping fag head
ass slapping fag face
ass slapping fag storm
ass slapping nigger lord
ass slapping nigger head
ass slapping nigger face
ass slapping nigger storm
ass slapping kike lord
ass slapping kike head
ass slapping kike face
ass slapping kike storm
dick sucking fuck lord
dick sucking fuck head
dick sucking fuck face
dick sucking fuck storm
dick sucking shit lord
dick sucking shit head
dick sucking shit face
dick sucking shit storm
dick sucking fag lord
dick sucking fag head
dick sucking fag face
dick sucking fag storm
dick sucking nigger lord
dick sucking nigger head
dick sucking nigger face
dick sucking nigger storm
dick sucking kike lord
dick sucking kike head
dick sucking kike face
dick sucking kike storm
dick licking fuck lord
dick licking fuck head
dick licking fuck face
dick licking fuck storm
dick licking shit lord
dick licking shit head
dick licking shit face
dick licking shit storm
dick licking fag lord
dick licking fag head
dick licking fag face
dick licking fag storm
dick licking nigger lord
dick licking nigger head
dick licking nigger face
dick licking nigger storm
dick licking kike lord
dick licking kike head
dick licking kike face
dick licking kike storm
dick slapping fuck lord
dick slapping fuck head
dick slapping fuck face
dick slapping fuck storm
dick slapping shit lord
dick slapping shit head
dick slapping shit face
dick slapping shit storm
dick slapping fag lord
dick slapping fag head
dick slapping fag face
dick slapping fag storm
dick slapping nigger lord
dick slapping nigger head
dick slapping nigger face
dick slapping nigger storm
dick slapping kike lord
dick slapping kike head
dick slapping kike face
dick slapping kike storm
pussy sucking fuck lord
pussy sucking fuck head
pussy sucking fuck face
pussy sucking fuck storm
pussy sucking shit lord
pussy sucking shit head
pussy sucking shit face
pussy sucking shit storm
pussy sucking fag lord
pussy sucking fag head
pussy sucking fag face
pussy sucking fag storm
pussy sucking nigger lord
pussy sucking nigger head
pussy sucking nigger face
pussy sucking nigger storm
pussy sucking kike lord
pussy sucking kike head
pussy sucking kike face
pussy sucking kike storm
pussy licking fuck lord
pussy licking fuck head
pussy licking fuck face
pussy licking fuck storm
pussy licking shit lord
pussy licking shit head
pussy licking shit face
pussy licking shit storm
pussy licking fag lord
pussy licking fag head
pussy licking fag face
pussy licking fag storm
pussy licking nigger lord
pussy licking nigger head
pussy licking nigger face
pussy licking nigger storm
pussy licking kike lord
pussy licking kike head
pussy licking kike face
pussy licking kike storm
pussy slapping fuck lord
pussy slapping fuck head
pussy slapping fuck face
pussy slapping fuck storm
pussy slapping shit lord
pussy slapping shit head
pussy slapping shit face
pussy slapping shit storm
pussy slapping fag lord
pussy slapping fag head
pussy slapping fag face
pussy slapping fag storm
pussy slapping nigger lord
pussy slapping nigger head
pussy slapping nigger face
pussy slapping nigger storm
pussy slapping kike lord
pussy slapping kike head
pussy slapping kike face
pussy slapping kike storm
titty sucking fuck lord
titty sucking fuck head
titty sucking fuck face
titty sucking fuck storm
titty sucking shit lord
titty sucking shit head
titty sucking shit face
titty sucking shit storm
titty sucking fag lord
titty sucking fag head
titty sucking fag face
titty sucking fag storm
titty sucking nigger lord
titty sucking nigger head
titty sucking nigger face
titty sucking nigger storm
titty sucking kike lord
titty sucking kike head
titty sucking kike face
titty sucking kike storm
titty licking fuck lord
titty licking fuck head
titty licking fuck face
titty licking fuck storm
titty licking shit lord
titty licking shit head
titty licking shit face
titty licking shit storm
titty licking fag lord
titty licking fag head
titty licking fag face
titty licking fag storm
titty licking nigger lord
titty licking nigger head
titty licking nigger face
titty licking nigger storm
titty licking kike lord
titty licking kike head
titty licking kike face
titty licking kike storm
titty slapping fuck lord
titty slapping fuck head
titty slapping fuck face
titty slapping fuck storm
titty slapping shit lord
titty slapping shit head
titty slapping shit face
titty slapping shit storm
titty slapping fag lord
titty slapping fag head
titty slapping fag face
titty slapping fag storm
titty slapping nigger lord
titty slapping nigger head
titty slapping nigger face
titty slapping nigger storm
titty slapping kike lord
titty slapping kike head
titty slapping kike face
titty slapping kike storm
cock sucking fuck lord
cock sucking fuck head
cock sucking fuck face
cock sucking fuck storm
cock sucking shit lord
cock sucking shit head
cock sucking shit face
cock sucking shit storm
cock sucking fag lord
cock sucking fag head
cock sucking fag face
cock sucking fag storm
cock sucking nigger lord
cock sucking nigger head
cock sucking nigger face
cock sucking nigger storm
cock sucking kike lord
cock sucking kike head
cock sucking kike face
cock sucking kike storm
cock licking fuck lord
cock licking fuck head
cock licking fuck face
cock licking fuck storm
cock licking shit lord
cock licking shit head
cock licking shit face
cock licking shit storm
cock licking fag lord
cock licking fag head
cock licking fag face
cock licking fag storm
cock licking nigger lord
cock licking nigger head
cock licking nigger face
cock licking nigger storm
cock licking kike lord
cock licking kike head
cock licking kike face
cock licking kike storm
cock slapping fuck lord
cock slapping fuck head
cock slapping fuck face
cock slapping fuck storm
cock slapping shit lord
cock slapping shit head
cock slapping shit face
cock slapping shit storm
cock slapping fag lord
cock slapping fag head
cock slapping fag face
cock slapping fag storm
cock slapping nigger lord
cock slapping nigger head
cock slapping nigger face
cock slapping nigger storm
cock slapping kike lord
cock slapping kike head
cock slapping kike face
cock slapping kike storm
anus sucking fuck lord
anus sucking fuck head
anus sucking fuck face
anus sucking fuck storm
anus sucking shit lord
anus sucking shit head
anus sucking shit face
anus sucking shit storm
anus sucking fag lord
anus sucking fag head
anus sucking fag face
anus sucking fag storm
anus sucking nigger lord
anus sucking nigger head
anus sucking nigger face
anus sucking nigger storm
anus sucking kike lord
anus sucking kike head
anus sucking kike face
anus sucking kike storm
anus licking fuck lord
anus licking fuck head
anus licking fuck face
anus licking fuck storm
anus licking shit lord
anus licking shit head
anus licking shit face
anus licking shit storm
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anus licking fag storm
anus licking nigger lord
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anus licking nigger storm
anus licking kike lord
anus licking kike head
anus licking kike face
anus licking kike storm
anus slapping fuck lord
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anus slapping fag lord
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anus slapping fag storm
anus slapping nigger lord
anus slapping nigger head
anus slapping nigger face
anus slapping nigger storm
anus slapping kike lord
anus slapping kike head
anus slapping kike face
anus slapping kike storm

to choices :menu [:sofar []]
if emptyp :menu [print :sofar stop]
foreach first :menu [(choices butfirst :menu sentence :sofar ?)]
end

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Symta:

q (ass dick pussy titty cock anus)
  (sucking licking slapping)
  (fuck shit fag nigger kike)
  (lord head face storm)
 | m pick


Logo:

to choices :menu [:sofar []]
if emptyp :menu [print :sofar stop]
foreach first :menu [(choices butfirst :menu sentence :sofar ?)]
end
Usage:
choices[[ass dick pussy titty cock anus]
              [sucking licking slapping]
              [fuck shit fag nigger kike]
              [lord head face storm]]


C/C++:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdint.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <assert.h>

#define ASIZE(x) sizeof(x)/sizeof(x[0])

static const char * Modifiers[] =
{

>>17

SYMTA> ($eval "dup 100 q (ass dick pussy titty cock anus)
          (sucking licking slapping)
          (fuck shit fag nigger kike)
          (lord head face storm)
    | m:X m pick X | e “$?”,say")
titty licking fuck lord
dick licking shit head
titty licking kike lord
cock licking nigger lord
ass licking kike lord
anus slapping fag lord
anus slapping kike storm
dick slapping kike lord
dick slapping kike storm
titty sucking nigger face
ass sucking kike head
dick licking fag head
pussy licking kike head
titty slapping kike storm
dick licking kike storm
pussy licking kike head
dick slapping fag storm
pussy slapping nigger storm
pussy licking nigger storm
pussy sucking kike head
dick slapping fuck head
pussy licking kike head
anus licking kike storm
anus slapping fag head
pussy slapping fag face
dick licking kike lord
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anus slapping nigger lord
titty licking fuck lord
dick slapping fag face
ass sucking nigger storm
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titty slapping nigger head
pussy licking kike head
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ass slapping kike storm
titty sucking nigger storm
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pussy slapping kike face
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ass slapping nigger lord
cock slapping fuck storm
pussy licking nigger face
pussy slapping fag head
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titty licking nigger face
cock slapping fag head
ass licking kike head
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titty slapping kike lord
dick licking nigger face
dick licking fag face
cock slapping kike head
pussy licking fuck face
dick sucking nigger lord
anus slapping fuck head
ass slapping shit head
cock licking kike storm
anus licking fag head
ass slapping nigger lord
dick sucking shit storm
cock licking shit lord
anus sucking fag lord
dick slapping kike lord
ass sucking kike face
ø
NIL
SYMTA>

Haha, I love it.

Symta is a fairy tale, it doesn't actually exist.

>>18

Logo:

? show (map "pick [[ass dick pussy titty cock anus] [sucking licking slapping] [fuck shit fag nigger kike]  [lord head face storm]])
[titty sucking fuck lord]
?

>>17
>sofar
U MENA SHOFAR?

>>20
it does exist .

>>23
Bullshit.

>>23
Post a download link, please.

>>25
http://www.mediafire.com/?y9jttp5lj7k23sn

>>26
This is absolute dog shit.

Fuck off Shitta fagstorm.

>>27
but it's real and it works.

>>28
and it's shit

>>26
not on github
mediafire
2012
le le le le le

why

do people

put

spaces between

their quote lines?

>>31
BB_Code exploits are hard

>>31
how do you multiline quote? the piece of shit won't work with the [o] trick

>>33
> why[o]

do people

put

spaces between

their quote lines?[/o]

$ insultgen -r -G -c -v -s -E -f

GNU QUALITY

>>34
why

do people

put

spaces between

their quote lines?
didn't work

why
did
it work
bbcode is such shit

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>>38-69
It offends everyone, not just Jews.

>>71
Are you anti-Semite?

>>72
Are you anti-anti?