Bill "3½-inch Floppy" Gates, Steve "DEVELOPERS" Ballmer, Steve "Hipster" Jobs and Richard "Free as in Beer" Stallman are 20-something roommates who can't stand each other.
There are stereotypical situations like RMS making Free Beer in the bathtub or Jobs parking in a handicapped spot at the local organic food market.
Steve Jobs invents gay sex, and (in-between rounds of fervent ass-fucking) patents it. Bill Gates finds out a friend of his invented straight sex, and steals it from him. Steve Ballmer finances Bill Gates' patent trial against Steve Jobs with the change he got after buying his fifth pack of beef jerky that day. RMS is a hippie and advocates free (as in freedom) love for everyone. To create a free (as in freedom) replacement for the proprietary patent-encumbered sex, RMS begins work on the GNU Hand project; progress is very slow, but a small circle of enthusiasts follows closely. Retrospectively, many have attributed the project's failure to deliver to its being based upon the Eunuchs operating system.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, Linus Tornballs invents and firmly implentsimplants implements the dildo, and shares his marvellous discovery with the rest of the world.
Two decades later, sex has a majority of the market, followed by Steve Jobs' gay sex, and a small percentage of dildo users. Citing privacy and security concerns, a small number of people rely exclusively on GNU/Dildo, and refuse to partake in relationships (which they see as too restrictive).
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