Renouncing the JavaScript

I was a regular P.R.O.G. reader in 2009–2010. At that time JavaScript was a joke consigned to troll posts by morons like Frozen2BUo.

In 2012 I returned and found JavaScript being taken seriously. What has happened, /prog/? Have you all lost your minds?

>>38
>dynamic typing for performance critical systems
>offloading type resolution and dispatch to runtime
>constantly wasting limited CPU cycles and energy on something that could have been performed once by the compiler and programmer(s)
>contributing excessively to the entropic degradation of the Universe

You aren't a very responsible programmer if you use dynamically typed languages for applications and systems that have a large user base.

>>41
>excessive use of meme arrows
>wasting /prog/ time
>consuming precious oxygen and water

>>41-42
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>>41
fuck off to le imagereddits, dicksniffer

>>40
maybe in benchmarks. but dynamic typing allows faster iteration, and thus more focus on optimization when it is needed. The same is true for GC, and why java has found to be faster that c++ in most of google's codebase.

>>39
flying cars = plane
faster cpus = more instructions per cycle rather than higher clock speeds

>>36
can't handle the truth

>>46
dynamic typing = more people using C

>>1
Cancer happened to the big corporations. In other to keep their jobs, they are implementing buggy and crashy applications on both server side and client side shit to forever make a ``quick,, bug fix and maintain work. It's that money making secret, make the problem, have the fix for the problem, charge 3x the amount to create the problem-solution market. There is an old word for this, but I cannot seem to recall it. It comes from the name of that guy in Rome that would hire people to burn houses, and when the owners of the land sold they land, he would buy them, construct another wooden house on top, and sell it a 3 times the original value, promising lies with a special "wax."

>>7,10,29
I hate you.

>>15
Have you optimized your life today?

>>22,27
Someone is is bad at math. Here is a hint:
N CPU time of language X _  NToX
K CPU time of language Y‾‾‾‾KToY

 If NToX > KToY; KToY takes less time than than NToX. IOW, KToY is faster.
>>22
2) Why do you want to reinvent the compost again?
3) You just do not know how to look for libraries, or worse you do not how to build your own. Have you even developed anything? You do not read like you have.

>>29
Now you know!

>>33
That wounded me.

Uh, there were only two infodumps, and the majority of the story was non-infodump. The 'angst' is called drama. If that's how you viewed Michiru route, I'm guessing you didn't feel attached to the characters at all, in which case it only makes sense that you don't enjoy a charage.

 my god this is bugged as fuck

It could have been something great if it went for something like 30-35 episodes. I can't see how a chiru adaption would work since it has a lot to do with the narration and naturally an anime wouldn't have that. I would like to see EP5 animated though, even if it's butchered by DEEN.

Finally, I have beaten all the Miracle Party Plus dungeons (without counting the 99F version you get after beating some of the hard ones).