BBCode Request.

Hi Friends,

My IRL `friends` don't think I'm cool. I feel their assumptions are based on the fact that my condition aspergers has prevented me from MASTERING the art of BBCode. Would /prog/ be able to show me how to do some COOL BBCode so I can impress people and win friends.

I AM A ^BBC^O_D^E _EXP_E^R_T!

^{want to do dumb shit like this?}

Then purchase my eBook and DVD study kit! It's normally $3495, but for a limited time only, you can purchase this extraordinary set for only $2495!, that's right, only $2495 for the entire set! If you order now, I'll even include my special AUTOHAX, Anus Edition Automatic Anus Hacking program for just $495! Written in LISP, by LISP, for Common LISP, it's guaranteed to hax any anus you may encounter on the entire internet!

sexp->bbcode
DON'T FUND IT

where do i buy it, >>3-sama?

>>3
My CCN is 4376-8989-9244-5413, Visa, CCV 912, Exp 12/12, shipping `Kirby Dylan Piddell', at `4514 Hickory Heights Drive; Baltimore, MD; 21201' Please charge me for expedited shipping too!

>>6
okay, piddell-chan!

can i hax my favorite touhou's ANUS with it?

>>3
Visa:8231-2623-1392-1235
CCV:912
Expires:01/14

Katie Krebs
1441 Pine Garden Lane
Norcross, GA
30091

I want the Anus hacker too please.

>>8
lol he's a girl

>>9
I am a strong, transgendered black woman and I don't need to take no shit from you.

>>6,8
THESE AREN'T VALID CREDIT CARD NUMBERS!!!!

>>10
check your privilege, translator

THESE AREN'T ANII

>>11
Sure, they're not real, but are not Abelson's?