BBCode Request.

Hi Friends,

My IRL `friends` don't think I'm cool. I feel their assumptions are based on the fact that my condition aspergers has prevented me from MASTERING the art of BBCode. Would /prog/ be able to show me how to do some COOL BBCode so I can impress people and win friends.

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