JavaScript considered harmful

http://www.scmagazine.com/web-20-attack-of-the-javascript-malware/article/113132/

http://www.blackhat.com/presentations/bh-usa-06/BH-US-06-Grossman.pdf

gee, this sure is new and shocking information

Yep! Everything was orders of magnitude safer, when HTTP was plaintext.

>>1
sub-par trolling

jabrashit consider shit

Blog post from 2008
Presentation from 2006
>>2-san is correct

>implying you can stop the revolution

Is HtDP SICP 2.0?

>>7
le EPIC post /b/ro

LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMGOSH

DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

THIS IS A SHIT

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A BIG ONE

XDDDDDDDD

A GRAT ONE

XXXXXXDDDD

>>9
Shalom, hymie^!

Sure, it's revolutionary, but is it Abelson revolutionary?

IE:
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5228/noscriptd.png

Firefox:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/noscript/

Opera:
It's one of the config options you can set per site.

Chrome, Safari:
You're on your own. Google don't want you turning it off, because they think it should be mandatory to stuff ads and all kinds of other shit down your eyes. Apple also think similarly, but more because they want things to "just work".

>>12
Chrome has a setting to turn JavaScript on or off and a per-site whitelist/blacklist. There are also extensions that allow you to break things:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/notscripts/odjhifogjcknibkahlpidmdajjpkkcfn
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/scriptno/oiigbmnaadbkfbmpbfijlflahbdbdgdf

>>12
If you find ads annoying, just boycott the site.

>>13
Sorry, your browser is not supported just yet. You'll need Google Chrome to install apps, extensions and themes.

So I need to install their botnet of a browser before I can even see my options for how to make it less... botnetty? No thanks.

>>15
Very funny /g/ meme.

>>15
botnet
Back to /g/, ``please''.

>>16,17
Chrome is a botnet, deal with it, furfags.

>>18
back to /g/, furpedo.

>>16,17              `
>le Chrome transfers le personal data to le Google
>implying it's not a botnet
>mfw

>>18
You don't know what a botnet is, ``faggot''. Take your vast knowledge of tech (i.e. desktop wallpaper) the fuck back to /g/.

Back to /r/HappyCretins, Chrome-botnet users.

>>21
>implying

>>20
bot·net /ˈbätˌnet/
n. A browser that transfers le ``personal'' data (actually anonymous usage statistics, which is strictly opt-in and is available on any browser). Check out my desktop guys! No time for love! LEL. My smartphone is better than your smartphone. Allow me to interject for a moment...
                                                          - The /g/ Abridged Retard Dictionary

>>24                                   `
>smartphone
>privacy concerns
Who can possibly be this retarded?

>>24
actually anonymous usage statistics, which is strictly opt-in and is available on any browser
lol you are retarded if you actually believe this!

ITT: Google fanbois.

>>26
Chrome is open source, dipshit. Can't into source code? There's a board for that!

https://boards.4chan.org/g/

>>26
lol you are retarded if you actually think Firefox doesn't do the same thing!

>>29
lol I use w3m!

>>30
w3m supports images. You should switch to edbrowse.

>>30
lol I use telnet!

>>12,15,25
le e/b/in /g/entooman meme hi/g/h five /b/ro