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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 10:07

http://www.loper-os.org/
Excerpt:
And now format wars rage once more – this time over video codecs.  Patent trolls smell the blood and fear of lucrative, juicy prey: YouTube et al.  Web users and content providers live in terror, dreading the day when they will have to switch video codecs.  As we all know, this is an exceedingly unpleasant process.  First, the web browser or server must be lifted on hydraulic jacks.  Then, its hood is opened, and greasy mechanics will grimly crank the codec hoist, lifting the old video engine out from its moorings.  The vacant compartment must be scrubbed clean of black, sooty HTTP residue before the new codec can be winched into place.
Wait, this isn’t how your WWW stack works?  What do you mean, it’s a piece of software?  Surely this doesn’t mean that it is a magical artifact with functionality which can be altered in arbitrary ways at any time?  Turing-completeness?  What’s that? “This room stinks of mathematics!  Go out and get a disinfectant spray.” There’s simply no such thing as a machine which can be rewired on a whim while it runs! Everybody knows that!  If you want altered functionality, someone must physically replace the shafts and gears!


http://rebelscience.blogspot.com/
The parallel programming crisis is an unprecedented opportunity for a real maverick to shift the computing paradigm and forge a new future. It’s obvious that neither Intel nor AMD have a solution. You can rest assured that Sun’s Rock chip will not be the last big chip failure in the industry. Get ready to witness Intel’s Larrabee and AMD’s Fusion projects come crashing down like the Hindenburg.
Anybody who thinks that last century’s multithreading CPU and GPU technologies will survive in the age of massive parallelism is delusional, in my opinion. After the industry has suffered enough (it’s all about money), it will suddenly dawn on everybody that it is time to force the baby boomers (the Turing Machine worshippers) to finally retire and boldly break away from 20th century’s failed computing models.


http://xahlee.org/
Excerpts:
The poor males are burdened with acquiring a secure dwelling place since their inception, and good dwelling places are always scarce, from caves of yore or mansion of present. Often we'll have to risk our lives, as told in countless fairy tales of hero saving princesses. Perhaps feminists of our era can right this wrong? Imagine one day, we males happily look at prospective females, who will provide us houses and security. The females, will have to build cities, fight wars, toil in the fields. And we males, all have to do is to beautify ourselves.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 10:09

http://richardkulisz.blogspot.com/
Excerpt:
And it's like this all the way down the line. Why did Firefox freeze my computer? Because Unix system programmers are morons incapable of comprehending the user model of scheduling (the main interface window has absolute priority and applications inherit resources from open windows) and also were incapable to sticking to the batch programming model which Unix's incompetent designers built into it initially. They had to get "smart" and fuck it up.
This travesty is the direct result of programmers' addiction with adding "features" over the users' dead bodies. Features which proceed to interfere with basic functionality in ways that make it unreliable or non-existent. Because programmers are mindless robots incapable of comprehending good versus evil. Like the mad engineers working on atomic weapons, warplanes, biological weapons and anti-children mines, they only care about getting a shiny new device. Not something constructive for the world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 10:18

lol, Xah Lee

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 11:09

>>1
Nice gender roles, Xah Lee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:01

http://www.paulgraham.com/avg.html
Excerpt:
By induction, the only programmers in a position to see all the differences in power between the various languages are those who understand the most powerful one. (This is probably what Eric Raymond meant about Lisp making you a better programmer.) You can't trust the opinions of the others, because of the Blub paradox: they're satisfied with whatever language they happen to use, because it dictates the way they think about programs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:11

http://leahculver.com/
Excerpt:
Derek did not take long to thrust hard and fast. As I began to scream he placed a hand over my mouth to shut me up. It hardly worked and I moaned and screamed into his palm. This only turned him on more and his thrusting became much more rough. His other hand reached for my throat. He held me down tightly, forcing himself deep inside of my now soaked pussy. I felt his cock stretching me open and I screamed, wanting more and more. I could feel his balls slapping between my legs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:21

>>6
oh-you.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:37

>>6
For fucks sake, this Leah Culver shit has gone too far. Back in the days they never got as far as posting rape fanfiction of her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:48

>>8
And I say they haven't gone too far enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:56

>>9
Next step would be to send Léa Cul-Vert a copy of SICP like someone did to the Guido.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:05

>>10
I'd love to read a fanfic with Léa Culière and Guidon van Scrotum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:06

>>9
She must be portrayed performing the ultimate crime against nature: taking away the virginity of a neckbeard by her own accord, surrounded by anime figurines, under the light of a screen decorated by loli wallpapers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:08

>>12
...while the neckbeard is screaming ,,NO, NO, I HATE 3D GIRLS''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:09

>>12
And when she's done the neckbeard is left alone crying and apologizing to his betrayed waifu.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:14

>>12-14
I'm laughing with tears.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:37

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 14:51

>>16
That wasn't rape, unless you consider those assburgers she bangs to be unable to consent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 15:01

>>17
She isolates one from the group and she's all smiley and says with her duck voice: "quack quack quack let's go to your hotel room". The shy, unsuspecting and socially inept assburger doesn't know how to say "no thanks". Next thing he knows, his weenie is in her mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 15:11

>>18
And then >>14 happens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 15:20

Caught on video: Leah raping a dork at Pycon 2008.

http://youtu.be/VwIsDQJDeRI

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 15:23

>>16
Why would a ``le hacker jew'' come to /prog/?

Fake as shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 15:26

>>10
Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 15:27

>>21
Because he would be downvoted into oblivion on HN and has nowhere else to confess?

Name: VIPPER 2012-10-05 15:43

Goddamnit what is this shit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 16:27

>>8
back to geekfeminism, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 20:30

>>25
Back to le /r/MensRights, ciscum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 20:38

>>26
eek a gay

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 21:29

>>26
Back to geekfeminism, fagshit.

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