/prog/ - Life as a hipster unix user

Name: DQN 2012-10-04 11:11

Well well well, so you wanna be a poweruser? just apt-get this software:
ZSH
tmux
emacs
awesome
ranger

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:08

emacs | vim
richard motherfucking stallman | bram moolenaar (lol)
free software | charityware (lol)
emacs lisp | vimscript (lol)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:11

>>35
emacs, xcode and eclipse can do too much shit you don't need. vim is just a text editor.
Fixed that for you, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:12

>>33
“viitor” is a word: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/viitor
ed isn't the only standard editor:
http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/ex.html
http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/vi.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:14

vim is crap. it doesn't even have teledildonics.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:20

>>37-san got a point. vim has this splashscreen with "give your money to niggers so that the world will be even more full of niggers" that I find disturbing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:24

>>37
vim is even more of a joke than elvis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 22:51

typeset -T counter=(

     function get {

          .sh.value=$((_++))

     }

)

If it ain't ksh, it's crap!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-10-05 0:10

sudo apt-get install nmap.

You are now a hacker.

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-10-05 0:53

I am retr0sp3ct, speaking on behav of techninja's hacking team.
We are putting together a team of 1337 hackers. If you think you have the skills and are interested in joining us, please contanct us: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/apps/contactme/sites/show

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 3:05

>>10
Your hard drive must be filled with ~30-40% parens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 6:41

>>3
Why did they switch to systemd, though? I'm in a such NERDrage now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 7:53

>>47
systemd is in all ways better than the System V init. Now, if only it used a proper database instead of silly text files¸ that would be really great.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 8:55

>>10



Welcome to scsh 0.6.7 (R6RS)

Type ,? for help.

echo lol



Error: undefined variable

       echo

       (package user)

1> 

Error: undefined variable

       lol

       (package user)

lol how to use dis?

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-10-05 9:23

>>45
stop impersonating me! I am the real retr0sp3kt. For anyone wanting to be a hacker: http://www.backtrack-linux.org/
Backtrack is a hacking opareting system with important tools like:
METASPLOIT
nmapfe
hping3
aircrack

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 10:22

>>48
that was le scalable robust cloud enabled, hacker jews /b/ro

Name: sage 2012-10-05 11:11

command.exe
Microsoft Word
dwm.exe

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 11:37

no lunics editor comes with vsync, ergo they're all shit. Lack of attention to detail, it's shit, fail.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 11:52

>>53
Forced synchronisation to vertical blanking is harmful. It causes way too much display latency. The program needs to be designed since its inception in order to incorporate that feature in a sensible way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 11:56

life as a dubs getter
imhotep has a child at 5:33
he is named dubstep
terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:18

>>54
If the hardware specifies 60Hz refresh rate, then that's that. It's the programs job to make sure what ever it is supposed to be displaying is in sync with the hardware. How the fuck did you miss this bit of info? It's a fricking vital part for a programmer.

If you're, let's say, interfacing with a radar through a uart-chip, then would you set the baud to what ever the fuck your shitty program can manage, then just leave it at that. Hoping it would work? Not giving a fuck if what ever is displayed is correct or not? It's just unbelievable to considering it.

No, you wouldn't. But sure enough, here you and most of every other programmer are, thinking it's perfectly fine to display garbage through hardware which specifies 60Hz baud.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:26

baud
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:32

>>54
Next (while not even being able to display text correctly), it's not a surprise neither emacs or vim can interface with the fricken-fucking keyboard correctly. Open a 32GB file and halt the command. Halt it. Halt it. Fuck it doesn't work! What a fucking surprise. There is ZERO guarantee your commands are obeyed. I'd dunk that shit in the garbage bin right away.

But...while it's in the garbage bin...I figure why not turn on "line wrap" and open a 1GB file of words, with...no line wrap?

It's staying in the garbage bin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:32

>>56
Fuck you, dipshit. Even if the output is delayed by one frame, human eyes can't resolve past 25Hz. Eat shit and die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:35

>>58
You are more idiotic than TJS. Fuck you and die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:35

>>57
Why? If the display was interfaced through an uart chip with a baud of 60Hz then you wouldn't give a fuck would you? So what do you not understand, beyond you being wrong in understanding me and you being wrong not understanding shit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:36

>>59
That's a very common misconception. The human vision has no notion of frames. For instance, a sub-millisecond flash is still visible.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:45

>>60
Why? Since when is it OK for programs to /not give a shit/ about the hardware which soul purpose is to interface with FUCKING HUMANS?

Are you dense? Do you have no reason and no purpose to any thing you do? How do you defend your self now? Will you not understand that you MUST give up?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:45

>>61
What type of display is this, a lone LED? Or is your bitrate higher than the baud?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:47

>>64
Yeah, my special uart-chip have a huge register, thanks radar manufacturers. So what, does it matter?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:50

FROZENVOID QUALITY TROLLING

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:54

>>61
60Hz baud = 60 symbols / second²
I very much doubt that's what you intended.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 12:58

>>67
wiki: The baud rate is related to but should not be confused with gross bit rate expressed in bit/s.
wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbols

But are you dense? It doesn't matter what ever the fuck the display / hardware interface specifies. What ever is specified is what ever the shitty program must OBEY.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:16

>>68
Of course the program will obey, because that's the job of the OS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:22

>>69
Yep, that's why games are not aware of refresh rates. Yes sir, you got me good there. Well done. Bravo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:30

>>70
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:34

I wanna get a package into the official debian repos and call it ``on-my-level-pleb''

sudo apt-get on-my-level-pleb

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:35

>>72
wait fuck I'm high that doesn't make sense because it would be apt-get install [package]

shit, ruined my whole stupid joke

smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:37

>>72
You should call your package ``a-job-wanker''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-05 13:40

>>71
I'm going to start a newspaper bureau, while I'm not going to run it (I'll leave that to my wife), I'll go up early every day and clean the place spotless. As I eagerly await the daily delivery I'll turn the pages and look for your name in the obituaries, then when I see it I'll smile like a fucking kid and say "Shalom", then I'll enjoy the day like no other, then I'll go home and give my wife a good fuck, go out on the porch for a smoke and grin like a fucking kid again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 15:22

76 GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 15:23

>>75
Wife?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 15:23

Dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 16:00

>>78
ooooo, so close

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 16:10

>>5
I stick with screen because it's ubiquitous. However, the code for screen is supposedly (as with many GNU tools) rather shit and hard to extend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 16:47

>>80
Sure, it is ubiquitous, but is it Abelson ubiquitous?

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