node.js will set you free

I have come, not to liberate you from the chains of static typing, nor to rip from your flesh the sickness of class hierarchies.

To those who refuse to shut their eyes before holy light, I can only warn you that power is not without sacrifice. You must dispel the fear in your heart, and the hardness which protects your mind from it's own dream. Cast away all your preconceptions, and enter into the celestial fire. If you can hold onto your existence, you will soon be folded into the body of god. The pain is your baptism. And from that pain you shall be reborn.

I'll stick to Python, thanks.

Back to Hacker News, ``please''.

Sure, it's garbage, but is it Abelson garbage?

>>1
OP, Im not sure you even know what node is. I think youre confusing it with js, and js is a nice language, but even js is being replaced by coffeescript to take advantage of modern programming techniques.

On December 13, 2009, Jeremy Ashkenas made the first Git commit of CoffeeScript with the comment: "initial commit of the mystery language."

Lel, I red that as #``node.js will set you on fire''

christ was condemned for being a heretic

>>1
fuck off javashit KIKE

>>5
coffeescript translates directly to js; that's just a false statement considering then that every coffeescript expression has an analogue in js.