/prog/ - Today's recipe

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 23:51

* Take a potato and stab it a few times
* Put it in a glass bowl or on a plate in the microwave
* Set microwave to 60% power for 15 minutes
* Take it out, cut it in pieces, add butter and salt

Don't blame me if you become a fat fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 0:00

oh so that's how javascript was invented

Name: le redditor 2012-09-26 1:20

instructions were too unclear, got my dick caught in a ceiling fan

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 6:30

Soundslike a jacket potato , only chopped

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 7:23

>>2
Laffo!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 7:55

Don't blame me if you become a fat fuck.

Despite the popular misconception that potatoes are fattening, baked potatoes can be used as part of a healthy diet.^[1]

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^{[1] Thomas, Briony (2007 (4th Ed)). Manual of Dietetic Practice. Wiley-Blackwell. pp. 183. ISBN 1-4051-3525-5.}

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 8:04

>>6
I was referring to the butter part.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 8:12

>>7
Well fuck you too ^!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 11:17

>>7
>>8-san was referring to the butt part.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 14:23

Today's recipe
* Acquire package of pre-sliced bologna
* Hold out one hand
* Place slice of bologna on said hand
* Eat slice of bologna off said hand

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 14:27

HELP I SLICED MY HAND

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 14:43

>>10
I'm vegetarian. Please feed me a Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 15:33

>>12
but haskell is a dead dog

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 15:35

>>13
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 16:19

>>12
>>13
U MENA HASKAL!?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 16:28

>>15
You optimize quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 18:06

>>12,13
XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 21:46

Sorry, >>16-san~!

Today's recipe

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 23:51

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 0:00

3 Name: le redditor 2012-09-26 1:20

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 6:30

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 7:23

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 7:55

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 8:04

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 8:12

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 11:17

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 14:23

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 14:27

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 14:43

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 15:33

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 15:35

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 16:19

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 16:28

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 18:06

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 21:46