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java 8 lambdas

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:05


List<String> names = Arrays.asList("Alice", "Bob", "Charlie", "Dave");
names
   .filter(e -> e.length() >= 4)
   .forEach(e -> { System.out.println(e); });



why aren't you part of the master race yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:13

Why do you talk like a retard from the imageboards?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:17

>master race
>primitive types
Does not compute.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:20

>>3
I chortled. Nice quote failure, though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:25

>>4
>implying it is a failure

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:26

>>1,3,5
Why don't you fuck off back to r/technology?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:27

>>5
Back to the imageboards, please!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:35

>>6
Why should I?
>>7
(This place looks like IB, I even see a picture of a cat)
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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:37

>Le stabby lambda face.

Ruby did it first!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:45

>>9
first
child

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:50

so they steal a javascript feature and think they're being all cool and original

enterprise!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:52

>>11
Back to ``Hacker'' News, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 19:01

Jesus Christ invented closures so that all men of faith, no matter their obscurity, could have lexical scope.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 19:16

Wow, Algol 68 had ``lambdas'' 44 years ago. Maybe in another 44 years Java will finally include array slices and operator overloading!*

* Java was supposed to be C++ done right with the cruft removed. Pretty soon it'll just be C++.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 19:31

>>14
Lisp had λambdas 53 years ago, but who cares? Java is ENTERPRISE.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 19:42

>>15
Lambda calculus had lambdas 80 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 8:46


Arrays.asList("Alice", "Bob", "Charlie", "Dave").forEach(System.out::println);

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 8:53

asList("Alice", "Bob", "Charlie", "Dave").forEach
You mean it doesn't support generic mapping?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 8:56

I'm going to make the real successor to C, what shall I call it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 9:07

>>19
C 20XX.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 9:21

why aren't you part of the master race yet?
I'm not Jewish and dislike monotheism. Also,

Symta:

«Alice Bob Charlie Dave» | keep ?,len≥≥4 | fe say


Java:

List<String> names = Arrays.asList("Alice", "Bob", "Charlie", "Dave");
names
   .filter(e -> e.length() >= 4)
   .forEach(e -> { System.out.println(e); });

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 9:29

>>21
Jews are better then you. At least they provide documentation to their products.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 9:41

>>22
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 9:43

>>23
So you are jew?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 10:00

>>24
I'm s Slav.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 10:10

>>25
I'm worse than jew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 10:15

>>21
J:
4((<:#@(7&u:)@>"1)#])(<'Alice'),(<'Bob'),(<'Charlie'),(<'Dave')

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 10:39

>>27
J is crap

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 11:04

>>26
in what way?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 15:16

>>29
During the long period of war between the Germans and Slavs, which lasted until the tenth century, the Slavonic territories in the north and southeast furnished the Germans large numbers of slaves. The Venetian and other Italian cities on the coast took numerous Slavonic captives from the opposite side of the Adriatic whom they resold to other places. The Slavs frequently shared in the seizure and export of their countrymen as slaves. The Naretani, a piratical Slavonic tribe living in the present district of Southern Dalmatia, were especially notorious for their slave-trade. Russian princes exported large numbers of slaves from their country. The result is that the name Slav has given the word slave to the peoples of Western Europe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 22:05

does java still require all code to be in it's own class and each class to be in it's own file? because if so, no amount of evolution can fix the language. OOP does not apply to all problems, and it is a waste of time to try to shiv all code within it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 22:18

>>31
Yes, it still requires that. Why do you ask?

Sorry, I don't understand why would that hinder the evolution of Java. Not that OOP is going to make problems ``more fixable" but I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 2:13

>>32
evolution of Java
U MENA C++ VM

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 4:21

>>28
Please elaborate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 4:43

>>30
http://archive.org/stream/renaissanceofisl029336mbp/renaissanceofisl029336mbp_djvu.txt

A nice article, which uncovers the scale of Jewish participation in slave trade.

In Europe, the slave trade was almost exclusively Jewish business. Slaves came mainly from the East Slavic lands. Bishop Agobard of Lyons (IX century. AD) mentions in his book "De insolentia Iudaeorum" a number of cases, where the Jews stole Christian children, or even purchased children of poor Christians for future re-sale to the Spanish Muslims.

With the slave trade is connected, apparently, the resettlement of Jews in the city of Magdeburg [Caro, Wirtschaftsgeschichte, I, p.191]. During the transportation of slaves the slave-trade was taxed by the Germans: for example, the customs codex of the city of Koblenz required on each head of a slave 4 dinars, while the bishop of the city of Hur in Switzerland levied 2 dinars per slave at the outpost in Vallenshtadte. The X century Prague was the center of the slave trade. In 989 Saint Adalbert resigned from bishopship of Prague, because he was unable to redeem all Christians, held by a Jewish slavetrader, [Caro, Wirtschaftsgeschichte, I, p.191].

Jewish merchants brought the Slavic slaves to Muslim countries. Women and girls were meant concubines for harems, while young men, after castration, served as eunuchs. According to the laws of Islam, the Muslims are prohibited doing castration, so this procedure was done by the Jewish doctors. The medieval Arab historian al-Muqaddasi writes that the main supplier of white eunuchs in Muslim harems were "Slavs, the country which lies behind the Khorezm, they are being castrated, and then moved to Egypt."

Slavs were taken to the Spanish cities, inhabited by the Jews, who castrated them. Jews in the empire of Franks also practiced castration, with a special reputation enjoyed in this respect were the Jews of Verdun [Dozy, Gesch. der Mauren, 2, p.38] About this specific operation of castration testifies the medieval Arab historian Ibn al-Athir: "During the castration scrotum is cut out and the testicles are remove. Often during this operation, the boy is frightened and one testicle goes up. The jewish-doctor is searching for the testicle, but the search is not always successful, and this testicle descends only when the cut is healed. If it's the left testicle, then the eunuch would retain libido and sperm, but if it is right, eunuch would retain face hair, "[Ibn al-Athir, IX, p. 39]. Only a small part of the slaves survived after such an operation, but the survivors were very expensive. [That is, in modern language, for the Jews it was a very good business].

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 4:49

>>35
This just basically confirmes that slavs are inferior to jews. Although IHBT, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 5:14

>>36
I confirmed that the Jews are criminals and must be killed on sight, else they will sell goyim kids to slavery.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 5:17

>>37
But Slavs are slaves by nature, that's how they should be treated!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 5:35

>>38
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 13:45

You are a disgrace to slavs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 14:15

>>40
shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 14:32

>>41
Eat shit and die, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 14:46

>>42
There will be no peace on Earth, until all nations come to appreciate the Jews. When I say that, I mean it. - Jon Voight, Jewish-American actor, winner of one Academy Award, and of three Golden Globe Awards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KW-0TsD790)

The Jewish people are the only natural carrier of the liberal-humanist ideas, both at the level of Jewish nation and at the level of individual Jews. - Leonid Nevzlin, Jewish Oligarch (http://nevzlin.livejournal.com/157928.html)

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 15:12

>>43
<nationalist idiocy>, - <cretinoid author, likely humanities student>, <author's bullshit title> (<deep-link to shit nobody cares about>)
Ironically, you are a nationalist calling other nationalists on their bullshit.  Which is reminiscent of a group of unwashed monkeys throwing shit at each other.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 15:17

>>44
I live in my own country. Both Voight and Nevzlin are impudent guests.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 15:21

>>44
cretinoid author, likely humanities student
Nope. Leonid Nevzlin graduated in computer science (informatics) from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gubkin_Russian_State_University_of_Oil_and_Gas

I.e. Nevzlin is a programmer, like you and me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 15:59

like you and me
[b]LOL![/b]

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 16:35

>>47
You can't even program one line of BBCode without a typo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 17:48

>>48
It wasn't a typo, it was a syntax error involving the ordering of the tags. He tried to close the bold tag first even though the underline tag was the last tag that was opened and thus needed to be the one closed first.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 19:21

>>49
That's even worse than a typo.

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