Java's Crypt

Javascript is surprisingly quirky for such a hyped language.  Even Python has less quirks.

You're giving Jews too much credit.

Knuth's family: http://www.webofstories.com/play/17060

>>39
Here is a typical Alan Kay:
http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Book-Comfort-Alan-Kay/dp/0765799626

>>42
army service evasion
Typical cowardly kike.

>>41
You dont have to give Jews anything, they take it themselves.

>>44
Blacksmith. Typical non kike.
On his mother side: farmers.

Here is an article in Russian, where the Jews themselves admit they are biologically different and have much higher IQ than us, goyim:
http://www.sem40.ru/rest/interesting/19053/

so there is nothing wrong with genociding the Jews, because they are different species.

>>46
On his mother side: farmers.
Probably mass produced alcohol, using goyim labor. Jews love alcohol, because it helps them to expand usury practice by selling it on credit.

>>47
You're a fucking mixed abortion of Caucasian Hazar Tatar Scyth Mongol and what not. And you're a muslim.

>>23
Semicolons ... Go

HAHAHA

One caveat. You should never put the opening brace of a
control structure (if, for, switch, or select) on the next
line. If you do, a semicolon will be inserted before the
brace, which could cause unwanted effects. Write them like this

if i < f() {
    g()
}

not like this

if i < f()  // wrong!
{           // wrong!
    g()
}

>>49
Shalom!

>>49
Mad kike is mad.

>>50
JavaScript doesn't actually insert a semicolon in that case. it pretty much only happens if you put return on a line by itself, and just putting a space after return is enough to stop it from doing that.

>>53
I know, the code in question is Go, which has even more ridiculous rules for automatic surprise semicolonoscopy.

>>1
JS isn't hyped. JS is forced.

>>55
It is hyped, look at the node.js faggot crowd who claims that making it possible to develop shitty ``apps'' in one language for both client and server was the holy grail and the point of the whole computer science thing and, consequently, since node.js was shat out javascript became the best thing ever to happen to computers.  I'm not fucking kidding, they are saying exactly that.

>>3
>>8
>>10
This will rustle your jimmies:
http://lispyscript.com/

But yeah, I always wanted:
Scheme for every browser. Midi included too!

>>57
Awful. No thought was put into this except a source transformation.

this.isSparta()

var x = new Boolean(false);
if (x) {
  alert('hi');  // Shows 'hi'.
}

As a web faggot programmer I write in both Python (the backend) and Javascript (frontend).  And I have concluded that javascript is a fucking ugly mess of pieces of donkey shit.  It had a chance to be a useful high-level language, and it blew it, completely and irreversibly.

Unlike Python which traded types (and, consequently, correctness and robustness) for being able to actually do shit and do it fast, and stuff some tricks into its sleeve along the way which would be impossible in statically typed languages, javascript did not get anything in return.  It kept the shitty C syntax and explicitness, verbosity of Java, and C++'s trademark inability to accomplish anything within a reasonable time frame.

Its ``prototypal'' inheritance is a ridiculous concept with zero actual value.  It needlessly confuses beginners and does not give anything to experienced programmers.  Nobody uses prototypes, there are no place for them in shitty DOM manipulation ajax scripts.  Or awesome scripts, for that matter, like that 1 kb game of chess.  Nobody uses prototypal inheritance other than to (incompletely) emulate Simula-style inheritance.

Do you know why it was implemented?  Because the creators of JS were too lazy and/or or incompetent to implement a real class system which had some benefits over existing ones, or at least was comparable and familiar.  Instead they shat out an ugly fucking hack consisting of fucking chained hash maps and called it ``prototypal inheritance'' and started hyping it like it is the best thing ever to hide the fact that it barely fucking works.

Javashit is the biggest PL disappointment in my career, I was expecting a magic wand and instead got an undergrad's toy, and I pity the fools who use it to write backends.  Python is a much saner choice, or Perl, or even fucking Ruby.  And yes, v8 is better than what Mozilla and IE had before it came along, but it compares poorly to real JIT runtimes like CPython, PyPy, Perl, JVM etc.

>>23
The incompatibilities are overstated (i.e. are a matter of standards conformance—you can't blame JSES for that, no matter what language is being implemented, it's just as likely to happen.)
You don't support IE7 I take it?  Because I do, and about 25% of my JS programming time is devoted to make the frontend part work in IE fucking 7.  It can break in surprising ways and there are no useful debuggers for IE.

·Coercion is notoriously bad in dynamic languages.
Python coercion is not so fucking retarded.  It was designed, unlike javashit which was obviously stuffed with stubs and wired together without much thought until it stopped crashing.  There are virtually no useful coercion rules.  How about this:
js> [3] * 10
30
js> [1, 2, 3] * 10
NaN
js> [1, 2, 3] + [4, 5, 6]
"1,2,34,5,6"
Really, what the fuck?  What other language is this confused about what to do with its values?  Python gives intuitive, expected, and useful results for all three operations, and you enjoy your "[object Object][object Object][object Object][object Object]".  Fuck you and fuck javashit.

>>31
Brendan Eich (inventor of JavaScript) - JEW
lel

2^6 GET

>>64
2 ^ 6 == 4.  You are not making any sense.

>>64
I dunno either, I shall enjoy my doubles by 2/3.

Maibe he mena -(2 - 6)*-1

>>31
Walter Bright is the inventor of D, not Andrei Alexandrescu

>>62
Join the master race, and tell your users,

FUCK YOU. DOWNLOAD XXX BROWSER TODAY, WITH THE NEW SCHEME PLUGIN

1) Make it better, "You can not watch this site if you do not have the scheme plugin installed."
2)Look it my double. It comes with jimmies too.
3)It gives a browser experience like never before seen on your retina display.
4)I hurd u laik waffles. Hear iss a pankike sted.

>>67
Bright isn't Jewish, so of no importance.

>>62
not even FFOC fucks up that badly. it really only has two "unexpected" coercion cases: number -> string and string -> number, which only happen in the context of its separate concatenation and addition operators so there's no question as to what "1" + 2 or 1 .. 2 means. although, the BDFLs are considering removing these coercions anyway


>= {3} * 10 -- error: attempt to perform arithmetic on a table value
>= {1, 2, 3} * 10 -- ditto
>= {1, 2, 3} + {4, 5, 6} -- ditto

FFOC isn't even considered an OO language and yet it still has a mechanism to handle its self value.


x:dosomething(1, 2, 3)    -- translates to:
x.dosomething(x, 1, 2, 3) -- with `x' being evaluated only once.

x.dosomething(y, 1, 2, 3) -- Function.prototype.call, anyone?

needless to say, FFOCfags are not impressed by javashit in the least. it's only now getting shit like block scoping and correct handling of lexical scope.

i mean hell, they chose generators over full coroutines! they even used keywords! meanwhile i can go and cripple them on a per-function basis, since i can just write different wrappers over the coroutine library and insert them into function environments as needed.

js is the future

>>70
js is the future
FUTURE IS MERCILESS


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javascript is the best language I have ever worked with for the sole reason that it doesn't have classes. It forces you to do functional programming because if you don't your code will be a mess. 

yes I know they are adding classes in ec6, but they are the most minimal kind of classes, essentially just sugar on prototypes.

>>72
javascript is the best language I have ever worked with for the sole reason that it doesn't have classes.
I'm dumbstruck by the sheer amount of Reddit in this post.

It's so retarded I... uh. It won't be easy to recover from this brain damage I just got by reading that post.

DUBZ

>>74
that was a bit premature.

>>73
Reddittards think that it is functional programming if you program with functions only (as opposed to classes with methods)

javascript only has closures because it can't into block scoping

>>72
Jesus FUCK I hope this guy's a troll.

>>76
Reddittards think that it is functional programming if you program with functions only
I laughed pretty fucking hard.

>>78
I'm seriously starting to doubt it. The Javascript troll has been here for the last few months, but he doesn't seem to be a troll anymore. Looks like he's completely serious about that.

Fucking Poe's Law.

>>79
It's always like that: first someone makes a joke, then that joke becomes a meme, and finally new people don't realise it was ever a joke.
The curse of anonymous BBSes.