/prog/ - why would anyone use node.js

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 22:15

javascript is the shittiest language ever

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 22:19

they are hipsters /thread

Name: womyns ritze 2012-09-19 22:26

https://gist.github.com/3430820

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 23:06

>>1
python, lua, ruby...

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 23:14

>>4
U MENA c, java, php...

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 23:18

>>5
don't forget lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:13

Most of them are designer types DHTML monkeys!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:39

Because it is asynchronous.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 11:02

>>8

BUZZWORD!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 11:39

javascript is fun

callbacks for everything without multithreading, the delight!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 12:53

>>9

How is that a buzzword? Do you not understand the difference between blocking and non-blocking? These are concepts that are at the core of programming. Please take your ignorance elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 13:13

>>11
choze.jizz is NOT non-blocking, DO YOU understand the difference between blocking and non-blocking?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 14:18

>>11
fastcgi is also non-blocking as long as you don't run blocking operations. {spoiler lel}

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 14:19

>>12
http://nodejs.org/

>Node.js uses an event-driven, non-blocking I/O model...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 17:32

I liked the atmosphere of couple first episodes very much, then there were many rather uninteresting plot developments but overall very feel giving and satisfying experience.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:03

Teach a man to fish, and you just eliminated your customer base idiot. Their ignorance was your job security as a restaurant owner ! Now you have to face a foreclosure! Are you proud of yourself? Are you?

why would anyone use node.js

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 22:15

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 22:19

3 Name: womyns ritze 2012-09-19 22:26

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 23:06

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 23:14

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 23:18

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:13

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:39

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 11:02

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 11:39

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 12:53

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 13:13

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 14:18

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 14:19

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 17:32

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:03