Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

hi prog

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 0:12

lets play a game!

I call it proggolf.

Do something hard in your favorite language.

In order to prove that your language doesn't suck, do the same thing in your language!

The last surviving language is the bestest language!

I'll start.



#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
  return *(int*)NULL;
}

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 0:15

#define NULL "my anus"

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 0:16

Easy.
print "Segmentation Fault."

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 0:52

with Ada.Text_IO;
procedure Main is
begin
   Ada.Text_IO.Put_Line ("Segmentation fault");
end Main;

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 1:05

>>3,4

#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
        fputs("Segmentation Fault.\n", stderr);
        return 1;
}

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 1:24

>>5
Fine.
with Ada.Text_IO;
procedure Main is
begin
   Ada.Text_IO.Put_Line (Ada.Text_IO.Standard_Error, "Segmentation fault");
end Main;

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 1:28

>++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++++>++++++++++>++++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++>++++++++++>++++++++++>++++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++++><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-]>+++>+>+++>->+>>---->--->---->----->+>>++>++>--->--->-->----><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:11

import random, sys
sys.exit(random.randint(0, 256))

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:13

>>8
FIOC kikes need to be genocided

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:19

>>9
/newpol/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:21

>>10
/auschwitz/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:30

print("Segmentation fault") -- this kills the computer

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 3:27

someone post the lazy Y combinator or an infinite list

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 4:36

[code[newtype Mu a = Mu (Mu a -> a)
y f = (\h -> h $ Mu h) (\x -> f . (\(Mu g) -> g) x $ x)[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 4:37

newtype Mu a = Mu (Mu a -> a)
y f = (\h -> h $ Mu h) (\x -> f . (\(Mu g) -> g) x $ x)

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 9:53

#include <iostream>
int main () {
std::cout << "Hitler "
}


Took me 10000000 hours in Code::Blocks

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 10:10

puts "Le poignant segmentation fault xD"
Took me 10000000 hours to run in Ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 10:13

(defun main (argc argv)
  (declare (type fixnum argc)
           (type list argv))
  (write-string "Segmentation fault
")
  (sb-ext:quit :unix-status 139))

(sb-ext:save-lisp-and-die "a.out"
                          :toplevel #'(lambda () (let ((args sb-ext:*posix-argv*))
                                                   (main (length args) args)))
                          :executable t
                          :purify t)

Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List