hi prog
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 0:12
lets play a game!
I call it proggolf.
Do something hard in your favorite language.
In order to prove that your language doesn't suck, do the same thing in your language!
The last surviving language is the bestest language!
I'll start.
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
return *(int*)NULL;
}
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 0:15
#define NULL "my anus"
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 0:16
Easy.
print "Segmentation Fault."
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 0:52
with Ada.Text_IO;
procedure Main is
begin
Ada.Text_IO.Put_Line ("Segmentation fault");
end Main;
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 1:05
>>3,4
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
fputs("Segmentation Fault.\n", stderr);
return 1;
}
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 1:24
>>5
Fine.
with Ada.Text_IO;
procedure Main is
begin
Ada.Text_IO.Put_Line (Ada.Text_IO.Standard_Error, "Segmentation fault");
end Main;
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 1:28
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 2:11
import random, sys
sys.exit(random.randint(0, 256))
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 2:13
>>8
FIOC kikes need to be genocided
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 2:19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 2:21
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 2:30
print("Segmentation fault") -- this kills the computer
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 3:27
someone post the lazy Y combinator or an infinite list
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 4:36
[code[newtype Mu a = Mu (Mu a -> a)
y f = (\h -> h $ Mu h) (\x -> f . (\(Mu g) -> g) x $ x)[/code]
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 4:37
newtype Mu a = Mu (Mu a -> a)
y f = (\h -> h $ Mu h) (\x -> f . (\(Mu g) -> g) x $ x)
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 9:53
#include <iostream>
int main () {
std::cout << "Hitler "
}
Took me 10000000 hours in Code::Blocks
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 10:10
puts "Le poignant segmentation fault xD"
Took me 10000000 hours to run in Ruby.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-19 10:13
(defun main (argc argv)
(declare (type fixnum argc)
(type list argv))
(write-string "Segmentation fault
")
(sb-ext:quit :unix-status 139))
(sb-ext:save-lisp-and-die "a.out"
:toplevel #'(lambda () (let ((args sb-ext:*posix-argv*))
(main (length args) args)))
:executable t
:purify t)