/prog/ - What you working on right now?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 16:55

Me, I'm prototyping a Configuration class in PHP which I'll port to Google Go when I'm satisfied with the interfaces/format of the parser. It uses regular expressions which I heard are not so fast in Go, but I'm only loading the configuration when the application starts or the files change so I'm not worried.

Tall me /prog/, what are you working on?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 17:00

I'm implementing an Enlightenment (E17) environment on InfernoOS using Limbo. The API is inspired by E and it will make use of Inferno idioms whenever it can.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 17:05

a 'burocratic process' and documenting managing system with Perl::Dancer

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 17:20

Copying intelligent educational data is illegal but copying idiotic religious anti-data isn't? What kind of backwards society are we living in? Is this why everyone is so stupid in every point in history?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 17:22

Boo-urns, listen to all this wankery.
I'm writing a flash game.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 17:24

>>4
Copyright is supposed to encourage people to author new works by offering them a timeframe to control the copying of those works. Why don't you author your own intelligent data to share with people?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 18:00

Porting Crysis 2 to android using lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 19:05

spreading javascript awareness

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 19:10

Touhou roguelike in C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 19:54

spreading jew awareness

Name: FFP 2012-09-14 21:01

spreading male sexism awareness

WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 21:21

>>11
I'd like to spread your awareness you double hoochie mama.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 21:23

Taking some clusterfuck PHP ecommerce site and upgrading it so it will work with PHP 5.
Then I have some email newsletters that need to formatted with HTML tables.
After that, just a bunch of shit Wordpress sites to fix.

Such is life of a freelance web "developer".

Once that shit's done, I'm playing with Perl for some good time coding fun!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 21:37

>>13
Please don't use tables to do style formatting. Use tables for structuring tabular data.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 22:44

>>13
newsletters that need to formatted with HTML tables
formatted with HTML tables
HTML tables
You're a shitty web developer, and you should feel bad

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 0:38

>>15



<table>

<tr> <td> you <td> <td>

<tr> <td> <td> mad <td>

<tr> <td> <td> <td> bro?

</table>

Name: Senjougahara Hitagi !p8eYCadcMo 2012-09-15 0:55

I'm working on an mkv to GIF maker. I'll be using Java and xuggler. I plan to put dead frame detection using edit distance in there too, so the quality will be good

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 1:11

>>13
Check out https://www.mailrox.com/ it's actually quite nice and non-invasive.

>>14-15
Call the W3C, I don't give a fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 1:37

>>18
If it doesn't look good on Netscape Communicator 1.0, it's shit.

Name: >>19 2012-09-15 1:38

oh no! redirect that to >>14-15!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 3:47

#yolo

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 6:00

I'm making a program that searches multiple links for a given string of words.

In C++.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 8:12

I am working on a serious project and there's no way I would speak about it on /prog/ because it could then be used to destroy my reputation. I wish visiting /prog/ weren't shameful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 15:33

>>14
>>15
Sending HTML emails is like cross-browser compatibility x 10 due to having to accommodate shit like Outlook and Gmail. Then you have to write a text email in case some asshole thinks it's 1996. Tables, while a shit way to design a website, are supported in most email client software. Oh yeah, you also can't use javascript, so you have to rely on internal style sheets to emulate some of the behavior that js makes trivial. suck da anus.

>>18
I'll check it out. Thanks for the link.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 15:35

>>21
die in a fire

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 15:49

I'm reading through the book "Land of Lisp" and programming with it.
Also kind of porting it to Racket because I really despise Common Lisp. The book is still very good though.

Grand Theft Wumpus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 15:49

>>14

SEMANTICFAG DETECTED!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 17:09

>>27
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 17:36

>>24
You should either write a text email or send a link to real web page in the email if you need complex formatting. You should never rely on JS to handle formatting. Ugly hacks like formatting tables annoy programmers who have to fix problems or update the system.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 19:33

Maintaining enterprise legacy COBOL systems.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 22:44

>>26

what are you, 12 years old? land of lisp is a childish book written by a fucking idiot medical doctor / amateur programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-15 22:48

No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 4:15

I'm writing a game in C++ and SDL about rape. You have to tail a girl for a while without being ~~scene~~ seen, then you find her alone, then rape and kill her. There's a battle with her, and there's a chance of getting caught which increases with every rape.

I'll be releasing under a pseudonym. I hope I can start some controversy with the bitches and whores!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 4:20

>>34

for maximum virality, you should write it in canvas/javascript. Do you really think feminists can operate a computer well enough to download and install a video game?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 4:22

>>34
Shit, you're right. But I'm already like 75% done and all the assets are made except the rape sounds which I need to download a bunch of 3D porn for. Besides, I don't know much HTML5 shit.

Am I doomed to languish in obscurity?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 5:47

>>31
Targeting 11,12,13 year olds are the perfect way to quickly educate any audience on technical matters. I think it's a good thing to encourage people to quickly comprehend and then use technical material.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 7:11

>>33
Make the rapist muslim

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 7:16

>>37
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:09

>>33
I'll port it to js.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:02

>>37
One of the selectable characters is a nigger supremacist a-la Nation of Islam.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:06

make leah culver a victim

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