/prog/ - Prog assignment of the day

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 22:49

I missed it. Would somebody give me the info on it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 22:49

>>1
Assignment: Read SICP and do all the exercises.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 22:51

Assignment: Learn some Java/PHP/Python and get a job.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 22:51

Whats SCIP?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 22:59

>>4
Suck Cock over IP

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 23:15

>>3

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>implying you can get a job without a degree

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 23:16

>>6

implying my anus

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:05

>>3
Programming is not about money. Programmers are knights that fight the dragon called Complexity.
Programmers don't ignore hard problems. They pick their weapons and tame the dragon, so normal people don't even had to know such a monster exists... they only need to know how to enjoy the dragon's treasure.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:08

>>8
but..but..the dragon's treasure is the complexity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:13

>>6
forge it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:14

>>9
no. the treasure is a problem solved. the complexity stands between normal people and the solution to a problem.

but for us, of course, the fight is the prize.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:29

>>11
the problem is that there is not enough complexity. You see, if software was simple and powerful, there would be no more programming. If software was reliable and designed to have no security holes, there would be no profit in hacking. If there was no hacking, there would be no profit in security consulting. The reason why the technologies popular today are popular is because they have complexity and problems with reliability. This ensures slow development times and paid periods of providing patches for bugs caught in the field. Without complexity, things would get done faster and potential customers would be more satisfied with the software that is available. This means less time being paid, and less projects for making ``better" products. Complexity is your only ally in making your work incomprehensible and unmaintainable, and these are your only assets for job security.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:35

>>12
Which is why LISP isn't used in ENTERPRISE DYNAMICALLY SCALABLE TURNKEY BUSINESS SOLUTION PACKAGES.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 0:37

>>13
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Name: Roujin Z 2012-09-12 0:42

With my ALGOL program, it was like taking candy from a baby.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 9:35

>>15
Stop Lying, we ended it in a fire in '66, and made our own more complex and compost in '68.

Die in a fire Niklaus Wirth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 9:40

How about erlang though? It's ENTERPRISE QUALITY but I heard it's like an actually usable Haskell

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