VB.Net

The simple nature of Visual Basic is its main strength, allowing very rapid application development to experienced Visual Basic coders and a very slight learning curve for programmers coming from other languages. Additionally, Visual Basic applications can easily be integrated with databases, a common requirement. For example, by using controls that are bound to a database, it is possible to write a VB application that maintains information within the database without writing any lines of VB code.

The language continues to cater to a large base of users and developers. The language is well suited for all kinds of GUI applications. The language is simple and human readable which eases maintenance and support, especially when performed by developers that did not originally author the software. Its simplicity and ease of use explain its popularity as a tool for solving business problems — most business stakeholders do not care about technical elegance and effectiveness, and concentrate instead on the cost effectiveness of Visual Basic.

It's also great for writing love letters.

Visual basic effectiveness = # of vb forms / (# lines of vb code + 1)

.NET
GC is shit.

python has replaced VB as the shitty amateur language of choice

>>5
Python has no good IDE.

>>6
vim

fuck off enterprise fagshit

>>5

What if I need to make a GUI quickly to stop hackers?

>>7
I doubt any professional programmer uses vim.

>>9
``professional programmers'' are enterprise faglords

fuck off back to le /r/hackernews please

>>10
why so butthurt, neckbeard?

>>11
oh, so you come from /g/

get out

>>12
woah! you're so mean to newcomers here!

>>13
Newcomers who don't lurk before posting never make positive contributions to the board. We don't want your shitposting anus here.

>>13
Lean how to spell "whoa" properly, after you /backplate getgoes/ ``cockmuncher''.

>>15
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woah
the cool, acually the COOLEST way to spell WHOA.

VB.NET is a shit.