Trolling programmers

I like to troll 4chan's /prog/ramming board by posting useless code. One of my favorites is a program called "HMA.py" that simply outputs "HAX MY ANUS!!!!" (One of the lesser known internet memes) no matter what. Instead of using the simpler print "HAX MY ANUS!!!" command I use random integers and if and else statements to create a useless program.
So here is hax my anus in various languages.

#!/usr/bin/python
from random import randint
anus = randint(1, 1000)

if (anus < 500):
    print "HAX MY ANUS!!"
else:
    print "HAX MY ANUS!!"

<?php
    $hax = rand(1, 1000);
    if ($hax < 500) {
        print "HAX MY ANUS!!";
    } else {
        print "HAX MY ANUS!!";
    };

Honestly, I'm surprised more people don't try to fuck with programmers. It seems to me it should be easy enough to make a huge fucking mess of code that is really meaningless and will waste their time. Yet I never see that happen.