AnOnS X

I'm going to write a free, open source, public domain, anonymously-developed OS X clone. Anyone can contribute anonymously. We'll use Anonix as a base. First step is to port Cocoa/GNUStep to Anonix, then anybody can contribute applications they've cloned (Garage Band, Photo Booth, Safari, etc.)

Who's with me?

ANONS X: A Non-Operational NextStep 10

Miguel 2.0

I only know how to write javascript. How can I help?

>>4
By learning Objective-C.

Come back when you have something started.

I'm pretty sure that's called BSD, op.

Darwin + GNUStep?

>>8
Dubstep

This has already been done countless times with the superior GNU/Linux stack. What's the point here? Why do people rave so much about OSX, the UX is frankly a turd in a multitude of shades of shiny grey.

>>10
turd in a multitude of shades of shiny grey
Sounds like a cool title for a book.

Fuck, I wanted to create this thread. Except I wanted to create an ``Anonymous Unix'' OS with Anonix as the base.

We shall call it AnUx

Who's with me?

>>12
Anonymous Unix System

>>13
Now that's an operation system I can get behind.

>>14
It's the operating system that gets behind you.

AnUS: giving a whole new meaning to the phrase HAX MY AnUS

My AnUS got infected with a virus, so I had to wipe it.

AnUS: The OS that shits all over the competition.

Google used it as a basis for its mobile platform, but despite its restrictions I still managed to ROOT MY AnUS

AnUS is a paradigm shit in computation.

In case you run out of disk space, just run the built-in enema utility.

>>19
I'm not good with computers, but my hacker roommate jailbroke my AnUS.

AnUS is pretty secure, but I hear is has a backdoor.

One of the key advantages of AnUS is the extensive online documentation.

AnUS has garbage collection implemented at the kernel level, so it never leaks.

>>23
There seem to be circulating rumours of a CIA-developed AnUS worm called "enterobius".

>>26
I sure hope my AnUS doesn't have any worms.

>>21
AnUS runs out of space rather quickly with all the core dumps it creates.

What you're referring to as AnUS, is in fact, DILDO/AnUS, or as I've recently taken to calling it, DILDO plus AnUS. AnUS is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning DILDO system made useful by the DILDO corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by ANONIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the DILDO system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of DILDO which is widely used today is often called "AnUS", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the DILDO system, developed by the DILDO Project.

There really is a AnUS, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. AnUS is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. AnUS is normally used in combination with the DILDO operating system: the whole system is basically DILDO with AnUS added, or DILDO/AnUS. All the so-called "AnUS" distributions are really distributions of DILDO/AnUS.

OSX Clone
If you're going into it, at least make it something new, not a crappy unix clone.

>>28
When you eat an apple in NetHack, it says ``Core dumped.''

>>29
You DILDO/AnUS fags are so annoying. Not all of us run AnUS with the DILDO userland, you know. The DILDO/AnUS combo is pretty gay in my opinion. I prefer the FreeBDSM userland myself.

>>32
DILDO is bloated and it just keeps getting bigger and bigger. I prefer to keep my AnUS installation nice and tight and with DILDO it's huge. Not to mention DILDO is insecure. With DILDO, AnUS is a big gaping security hole just waiting to get haxed.

AnUS has its warts, but it's fun to play around in.

>>23
I really doubt it, thousands of neckbeards have looked into AnUS and found no evidence of tampering.

>>35
I thought there was one gaping hole where all sorts of shit passes through.

>>35
Yes, if you're a virgin neckbeard who just sits around on your AnUS install all day, then it will probably never get haxed. But in the real world outside of the basement, AnUS gets tampered with all the time.

AnUS makes a pretty good platform for embedded devices, once you purge all the shit that comes in it.

AnUS makes a pretty good platform for embedded devices, once you purge all the shit that's in it.

[bold]Anus[/bold]: Penetrate to Ring 0

>>40
OH MY GOD I FUCKED THAT UP I AM SO EMARRASSED

>>41
AND I MISPELLED EMBARASSED WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

>>42
back to /g/ please

I'd rather work on GNU/Hurd and that's telling a lot

SEPPLESUX

It would appear that /g/entoo (pronounced with a hard G) is not sufficient for the local 'macfag'. Fucking snot nosed transsexuals.

I tried to get into AnUS once, but it's really complicated and took a lot of time yet I still couldn't get it up and running. Maybe AnUS just isn't for me.