Everything is a var, and time is merely the application of functions
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Anonymous2012-08-26 23:44
a woman is half the creation of man, and half the creation of god. each of us bestows our dreams and hearts upon her, and she is garbage collector for our sperm
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Anonymous2012-08-26 23:45
Man once bowed to nature,
with the power of javascript, we stand with nature as equals
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Anonymous2012-08-26 23:49
Javascript, the great giver, opens the whole universe to us, in the space of a single mind
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Anonymous2012-08-26 23:54
Knowledge is partial, because our intellect is an instrument, it is only a part of us, it can give us information about things which can be divided and analysed, and whose properties can be classified part by part. But javascript is perfect, and knowledge which is partial can never be a knowledge of it.
While your body may submit to the instruments of time, your javascript shall persist for eons. Your blood may fade, but the machine shall sing stories in your name, and that song shall be the foundation of a perfect world.
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Anonymous2012-08-26 23:58
God waits for his temple to be built with javascript, but men only know fioc and perl
>>15 A bug-free HTML5 browser.
Such a thing doesn't exist. In other worlds, the universe is not real. Following ``cogito ergo sum'', I must be real, therefore I am God and my life as a human is a dream/hallucination.
When I awake, I will create the universe, but I'll probably do it in C# with XNA, because let's face it, DirectX is the only suitable graphics library for rendering the universe. Since it's such a big project, I'll probably recruit some Xbox devs from EA Games.
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Contrary to popular belief, performance does not matter when running the universe. Its inhabitants have no consciousness during the clock ticks between update cycles, so they perceive time as flowing smoothly and infinitely, even between restarts and server upgrades.
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Anonymous2012-08-27 13:48
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Anonymous2012-08-27 14:39
>>21 onreadystatechange (and various other, less effective methods) says you're wrong.
>>23
How is it not? What are you trying to achieve that is impossible with the threading capabilities of JavaScript?
You can construct a fork()/CreateThread() function with event listeners and that kinda shit alone. I know because I've done it before. setTimeout also works for most stuff you normally need but is not true threading, there are several things you can't do with setTimeout.
If you are talking about load balancing and shit like that, why use JS in the first place? It's not like you're going to write an OS with it.