Best X86 Assembler - FASM vs NASM vs MASM?

So I'm looking to learn x86 assembly and I wanted to know which assembler is the best.

I hear FASM is the fastest assembler, NASM is buggy, and MASM is Macro$hit so it is probably slow and integrated with .net

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All the good assemblers take O(N) time to assemble.

>>24
Cudder is actually a man who chopped off his penis.