Best X86 Assembler - FASM vs NASM vs MASM?

So I'm looking to learn x86 assembly and I wanted to know which assembler is the best.

I hear FASM is the fastest assembler, NASM is buggy, and MASM is Macro$hit so it is probably slow and integrated with .net

Nasm. C++ Inline Asm would be the best but the operands are always the wrong fukken way around!

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There's an Intel syntax option for g++, except that you have to remember to set it back to AT&T at the end of the inline asm block because it really is a pass-through thing.

Little things like this are what prevent me from going to exclusively *nix development. The tools are there and powerful, but their implementation is often awkward. (See also: proliferation of incompatible UI libraries, huge chains of (versioned!) dependencies, no centrally managed configuration, etc.)