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Straight compscientists, PL designers

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 9:25

Are there any straight famous computer scientists or programming language designers?  OK I know that guido is married and has children, but his shit language sucks, so we don't count him.

Turing: openly gay.  Church: also openly gay.  [i]Dijkstra[/b]: most likely gay, I'd say 90% gay.  Pretty much anyone involved in early days of UNIX, C, internet: bearded muscular men who enjoy close company of other bearded men, and even spend weekends together?  Can't be gayer than that.  Kenneth Iverson, designer of APL, died at the age of 84 being single, but that was before Canada legalized same-sex marriage.  Eric Allman, developer of sendmail, the program that passes around all of your email, lives in a civil union with another man, that's A+ gay on my gay scale.

All famous CS women are trannies.  This is a well-known fact.

So yeah, if you are straight and cis-gender, it must be really tough for you, so we'll be watching our gay and gender-queer privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 9:26

Sendmail sucks your email messages with its manly mustachy mouth and then ejaculates all over them

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 9:27

You forgot about Guy “balls of” Steele Jr. and Gerry Jay Sussman!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 11:57

America is gay, not compsci.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 13:16

If I want to write a successful programming language, do I have to become gay?  If yes, may I have some links on how to do it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 13:45

>>3
Jerry Gay Sussman has a trans-person alter-ego, Julie Sussman.
I don't know about Guy Steele, but I doubt that a straight person would go by that name.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 14:14

And don't forget Joel Spolsky and Zed Shaw.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 14:33

>>7
Zed Shaw is a fucking fagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 14:38

Ken Thompson has been married since the early days of Unix.

Dennis Ritchie might have been gay. Then again he might have been asexual.

In fact, most computer geeks are probably asexual, at least concerning 3DPD.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 15:10

Also Leah Culver is most probably a trap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 15:17

>>9
Only ``true" computer geeks can be asexual. You can't call Zed Shaw, Steve Ballmer or Tim Cook ``true" geeks. They either like taking the dick or lusting over 3D pigs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 15:26

Kenneth Iverson
He was married and had a bunch of kids and grandkids actually.
His progeny is continuing work on J.

Name: OP is an idiot 2012-08-24 16:41

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 18:20

>>13
Thanks for telling us you're an idiot who took >>1-san's post seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 18:21

Pretty soon it will be a crime just to be a straight white male who believes in God.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 18:58

>>15
Don't worry, I'll defend your right to be a misguided idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 19:10

>>15
I'm a straight while male who believes in Shinto gods.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 19:13

>>10
Labia Cleaver is NOT a programmer.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-08-24 20:42

>>17
In that case, you should drop by the shrine!

Name: Kirisame Marisa !lbfNn0MUrc 2012-08-24 21:08

>>19
But does that require the /Ze option?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 22:20

Simon Peyote Joints is married to a woman.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-08-24 22:25

>>20
Oh, hi, Marisa.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 22:51

Fags considered cis

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 11:57

Straighties are going to feel really uncomfortable working there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYBjVTMUQY0

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 13:04

Elsa-Karin Boestad-Nilsson, she taught my computer teacher in middle school (*for gifted children*) how to reboot a prototype IBM machine by pressing ctrl-alt-delete whenever a program crashed, i kid you not. I still remember how he explained it was initially intended to be a secret key press, that later turned into a way to just reboot the damn machine. Shit if I could remember. Elsa was working for the Swedish defense research agency, so it must have been something juicy. Beats me if the old man was into trannies though.

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