``poot'', founder and admin of ``World3ch'' expressed his desire to eliminate the ``/gorp/'' text board and combine it with the ``/ƃ/'' technology image board.
``poot'' had this to say:
``Text boards just don't bring in the cash like image boards do.''
``Checking 'em isn't fun on text boards. You can't even get quads.''
``Text boards are outdated. You can't have porn on a text board.''
``Text boards are a haven for ban evaders.''
``You can't show animated audible HD ads on a text board.''
``Text boards became obsolete the day Apple invented HTML 5.''
``Without image macros, there's no way for law enforcement to tell when someone is trolling.''
``Image boards are better at attracting the Reddit crowd.''
``Text boards are a poor ripoff of sites like Reddit.''
``Text boards won't increase my private Facebook photo collection.''
``Reading stopped being fun when I turned 10.''
``Text boards are outdated. You can't have porn on a text board.''
Hmphhh.
"The Brown Eye of the White Tiger"
Click click, tap tap.
A familiar noise of frantic micro whispered through the halls of the STX house. The monitor emitting a cool blue flickering over the semi-old face of Tossgirl, her eyes in focus and frustration as she madly clicks and taps away at her screen. Her slender hands grasping the mice in sheer aggression with her fingers moving madly at an unreal speed.
“DAMNIT!” cried Tossgirl as she smashed her keyboard with her hands.
A quivering but comforting voice arose from the darkness, “Tossgirl…”
It was IdrA.
Tossgirl’s persona changed instantly, trying to keep a cool and controlled image. “Oh, hello IdrA. I didn’t notice you…did you see everything? I’m just a bit stressed that’s all. Why are you not in the CJ house?"
"I snuck out to see you. I snuck out... like a Dark Templar." Just the thought of the dirty taboo Protoss unit made IdrA horny.
IdrA put his worried hands on Tossgirl’s shoulder, “It’ll be over soon Tossgirl. This Free Agency business is causing you too much worry. You’re the best female player in the world right now, who wouldn’t want to sign you?”
Again, Tossgirl’s mood instantly change, “What about every single team in South Korea?! I can’t even negotiate with CJ! Don’t you understand anything?!”
IdrA jolted back, “I’m...I’m…I’m sorry Tossgirl…” and with a whimpering tone he said “I just know you’ll do great.”
Tossgirl, realizing that her hyper aggression got the best of her, apologized, “I’m sorry IdrA…it’s just that I don’t know if I can ever play the same again if I can’t be around the people I love…especially the boy that I love.”
IdrA blushed.
“I just can’t stand the thought of leaving this house, and especially the thought of being away from you,” Tossgirl continued, “You’ve inspired me to be the player I am today.”
IdrA couldn’t speak; his words were lost in Tossgirl’s soothing voice and comforting tone.
Noticing IdrA’s offbeat posture, Tossgirl asked, “What’s wrong IdrA? Did I say something wrong?”
“No, not at all...” IdrA replied, “It’s just…you’re really cute when you’re compassionate… you fucking skillless newbie.”
“IdrA… I love it when you talk dirty to me.” Tossgirl almost couldn't contain herself.
The two progamers stood there in silence, their eyes gazing upon their lover’s tender face. The moon now casted a dim glow over both their faces, illuminating the loving innocence that encompassed both their longing gaze.
“Well, I’d better get back to bed,” said IdrA, “I just came in to check on you. I know how late you like to stay up practicing.”
With that IdrA turned around and attempted to walk away, until Tossgirl swiftly grabbed his hand.”
“IdrA…wait…there’s something I need to…”
“…Tossgirl?”
The two moved closer to one another, continually gazing into each other’s loving face. Tossgirl’s lips were trembling, they moved closer towards IdrA’s gentle lips.
“Tossgirl…I’m not sure if…”
“Shhh…”
“I love you…Tossgirl”
And with that, their lips embraced.
What started out as a tender and innocent kiss quickly turned into a passionate and rough expression of burning love and exploding lust as the tongues of both of the Terrans invaded each other’s mouths, running up and down the seeping orifice.
IdrA then proceeded to work his curious lips down Tossgirl's long smooth neck, with Tossgirl's supple skin driving IdrA's taste buds into pure ecstasy.
Tossgirl moaned tenderly as she slid her slender fingers down the familiar body of her lover, making her way down to IdrA’s slender waist and creeping her fingers over IdrA’s white Caucasian butt.
“Wait…Tossgirl you’re moving too fast…”
But Tossgirl always ignored her lover’s cry for gentleness, gripping IdrA’s innocent butt and shoving her tongue deeper into IdrA’s wet mouth.
IdrA instantly reacted by gripping the enormous bump protruding from Tossgirl’s skinny jeans, massaging it almost with a sense of revenge. She was wearing a strap-on dildo labeled “the destroyer of virgins.” Tossgirl aggressively responded by pushing IdrA swiftly unto the bed.
Tossgirl violently kissed her lover’s neck and body over and over, mixing her saliva with the sweat dripping from IdrA’s steaming body. IdrA was struggling for control, but could do nothing but succumb to the pleasure overwhelming his entire body.
Tossgirl proceeds to work her wet mouth down to IdrA's now intensely pulsating manhood and proceeds to unzip the skinny jeans that turns her on every second of the day.
“IdrA...why is your manhood so hard? Are you thinking dirty thoughts?”
“Tossgirl...don't say that..it's embarrassing.”
“IdrA, you're so hard, what do you want me to do down here.”
“Tossgirl...no...it's too embarssing, don't stare.”
“IdrA pulls Tossgirl up back to his eye level Tossgirl...please, make love to me...”
Their lips embrace, at first, tenderly, but their passion soon sparks into a raging bonfire or hormones saliva falling out of their mouths and mixing with their sweat, their bodies covered and glistening in the moonlight while embracing one another, true lovers in a passionate kiss.
Tossgirl continues rubbing IdrA's manhood as she shoves her tongue once again into IdrA's mouth before proceeding to bathe IdrA in her saliva as she works down his neck and back down to IdrA's chest slowly rising up and down from heavy breathing but with his heart racing from his lover's touch.
“No...Tossgirl...it's dirty down there.”
But known for her hyper-agression, Tossgirl suddenly engulfs IdrA's manhood in her mouth, rapidly moving her tongue up and down.
“Tossgirl...it feels so good...ugggh”
Tossgirl moves faster embracing IdrA's legs and feeling the slender smoothness, is only forced to go faster her head bobbing up and down. IdrA is trying to supress his moans of pleasure with his pillow, now soaked in his sweat. Tossgirl can barely make out IdrA's cries of love and slowly ends her oral escapade as IdrA nears climax.
“I hope you didn't think I would try to finish you off with that harassment"
She winked and moved her way back up so her eyes may gaze upon IdrA's wet face covered in saliva and sweat, his hair greased with utter love across his face.
IdrA could hardly contain Tossgirl.
"IdrA…I want you..."
"Tossgirl...".
But before he could say another word Tossgirl grips IdrA's hands, weak with pleasure and again forces her lips on to him
"Please...give it to me the way I love it, make me your true lover.”
Idra paused.
“Do it like a… DT drop.”
Tossgirl pushes IdrA agianst the wall on her bed. "Wait Tossgirl...you're being too rough...the others might hear us. Be like a DT… silent but DEADLY."
"Then let them hear us, let them listen to our love...". IdrA almost heard a sense of sorrow in Tossgirl's voice, a sense of emotion from her. "IdrA...I want this to last forever..."
"Tossgirl...we'll be forever...".
Tossgirl's grip weakens “I...can't stand leaving you..."
"Tossgirl...please...I love you... I want to feel your love, MAKE LOVE TO ME"
With that, Tossgirl, shoves her huge strap-on dildo into IdrA's tight hole.
IdrA let out a loud moan.
"ooohhh Tossgirl, yes... JUST like F91."
Tossgirl slowly moved her prosthetic manhood in and out of IdrA's smooth butt.
"IdrA...you feel so good inside, I love you so much"
"Tossgirl...please…you can be a bit more rough"
"IdrA...I can't control myself around you"
Tossgirl moved faster and faster inside of IdrA, causing IdrA to cry out in ecstasy and his eyes tightly shut from all the immense pleasure stemming from Tossgirl's dildo.
"IdrA...oh IdrA...IdrA..." Tossgirl moans, while moving her hands from IdrA's waist and towards caressing IdrA's erect Caucasian nipples.
"Tossgirl, you are so big... like a... like a 200... 200/200 army..."
"oh IdrA...i love how sensitive you are"
Rubbing her 300 APM fast fingers against IdrA's nipples causing his mind to rapidly ascend towards pure pleasure.
"Tossgirl, take me, take me please" cried IdrA, “… you fucking skillless newbie.”
Upon hearing this, Tossgirl’s eyes went wild. Abusing her lovers body, pleasure erupted in both lovers. IdrA turns his head and begs Tossgirl for a kiss, "Please...I want to feel your tenderness" their lips embrace once more, this time their tongues immediately exploring each other's mouths as their bodies continue to grind against one another, their undying love for one another only to be matched by their primal desires for one another as Tossgirl's vibrating double dildo continues to penetrate IdrA's anus over and over.
IdrA's senses of pleasure overload into tears, "Please don't cry IdrA..""I can't...it feels so good, don't ever stop, keep going…"
Tossgirl can't help but continue to pleasure herself on the vibrating dildo with IdrA's tender body, his smooth skin continually coming in contact with her own young body.
Tossgirl continued to pound into IdrA, over and over, each thrust driving IdrA into pure ecstasy until IdrA can’t hold back any longer. IdrA gripped Tossgirl’s hands and forced the dildo to drive deeper and deeper into him, until both progamers began to climax like their careers did in ESCW and OSL Offline Qualifiers, respectively.
“IdrA…I’m getting close…I’m going to…”
“Tossgirl…me too, keep going…go faster..harder…”
“IdrA, I’m going to…ugghh,…I’m going to…”
“Ahhhh Tossgirl…”
The two lovers rapidly approaching their peak glanced at each other once more before the ultimate pleasure possessed both their bodies. Their loud and sensual moan echoed in the moonlight, and Tossgirl’s love juices filled up IdrA’s hole, eventually spilling out over the dildo and dripping down IdrA’s slender oh-so-white thighs.
IdrA turned around and quickly engulfed Tossgirl’s dildo, wanting to taste the remnant juices of his lover. Tossgirl closed her eyes as IdrA now returned the favor from earlier.
After cleaning Tossgirl’s dildo with his tongue, Idra collapsed into Tossgirl’s arms, his glistening sweaty body now mixed with her love juice. The two progamers gazed at each other’s exhausted but satisfied faces.
“Tossgirl…that was too amazing…I really love you.”
“IdrA, I can’t live without you…I’m so scared…”
“It’ll be ok, no matter what happens, we’ll always have each other in the end…I just know we’ll make it.”
“I’ll fight for us IdrA, for our love, because now I know what is truly important to me. The negotiations don’t matter to me anymore, all that matters is that I can stay here…with you.”
“Tossgirl…” Idra said, “I’ll do anything for you.”
She looked deep into his big brown round non-Asian eyes.
“IdrA… never say GG. Even when you lose. It will be a forever sign of our love. Promise?”
“I promise.” IdrA said tearfully.
With that, the two fell asleep in each other’s arms. Their embrace warming both their bodies, the bed soaked with sweat, saliva, and love juice, but love encompassed the tw, and it kept them together in the most blissful state of slumber for the rest of the night, each dreaming about the other. The moonlight shined on to the two lovers, asleep like angels, now truly unafraid of what may happen the next day, knowing that love will surely keep their bond alive.
Epilogue
IdrA is now known for his bad manner. But little do fans know it’s a testament to the love he and Tossgirl share.