The /g/tard asks about how to hack a computer and the bartender says ``/backplate getgoes/''.
The /jp/sy asks which touhou would he fuck and the bartender replies with ``Satori, now go back to /jp/''
The /prog/rider asks if he has read his SICP today and the bartender hearing that puts on his wizard robe and hat, shouts ``IVE READ SICP!!!'' and both ride their other cars disappearing into the horizon along with a dead medium sized dog.