10 Skills That Will Net You $100,000+

it is your fault if you don't have these skills.

No. 10: Unified Modeling Language (UML) is worth at least $101,000
No. 9: J2EE is worth at least $102,000
No. 8: PowerBuilder is worth at least $102,000
No 7: Hadoop is worth at least $103,000.
No 6: Silverlight is worth at least $103,000
No. 5: CISSP certification is worth $103,000
No. 4: Erlang is worth $107,000
No. 3: Clojure is worth $108,000
No. 2: PMP certification is worth $108,000
No 1: PeopleSoft is worth $110,000

That was ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Silverlight
People actually use this?
PowerBuilder
Was this left over from the 90's?

Come on now, this is the programming board and you're counting from 1?

No. 0: Mathematics major is worth $300k+ starting

Silverlight
Erlang
Clojure
I have these skills, where can I cash them in?

Zed Shaw writes Mongrel web server for RoR worth $8,000

he consoles himself by writing free online childrens books with the faint hope someone will buy hardcopys of it

No 0: LITHP

10 Skills That Will Net You $100,000+
10. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
9. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
8. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
7. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
6. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
5. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
4. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
3. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
2. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.
1. Expropriation and selling of products made by other people.

>>8
Only 100k? Last I heard, Bill Gates was a billionaire.

No. 10: Unified Modeling Language (UML) is worth at least $101,000
Closely related to Java.
No. 9: J2EE is worth at least $102,000
Java itself.
No 7: Hadoop is worth at least $103,000.
Built on Java.
No. 3: Clojure is worth $108,000
Also related to Java.

Java isn't a great language for programming, it's great for making money creating endless class hierarchies.

>>10
I am swimming in my own N-tier scalable architecture.
Integrating.
Streamlining.
No one understands my UML.
I am the enterprise that rules your ROI.
ER diagrams stream from my Rational Rose.
I wish only to taste the sweet, sweet paycheck.
No FP for the junior developers.
^(laugh)
ENDLESS CLASS HIERARCHIES

You are completely right OP.

Gay prostitutes are worth 100,000+ too. Assburgers and Aids is almost the same thing also.