/prog/ - Why is objective-c such shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 23:46

NSMutableDictionary *o = [[NSMutableDictionary alloc] init];
[o setObject:o forKey:[NSString stringWithFormat:@"what a %@","horrible language"]];
[o removeObjectForKey:@"apple"];
[o release];

It's like steve jobs never heard of syntactique sugar before

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 23:49

>>1
syntactique
Êtes-vous français?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 23:52

(((It's like steve jobs never heard of parens before)))

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 23:59

>>2
Ah ! mais voyons!... Y pensez-vous?... Je suis catalan !... voyez mon poil ! ... je suis basque ! mataf ! Sorcier ! Albanais ! joueur de boules, marchand de cithares, pompier nanterrois, n'importe quoi mais français ? fi donc ! jamais français !...

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 0:22

>>4
Qu'est-ce que c'est que ces bagatelles que tu me raconte!

J'ai regardé la description du livre, et je dois dire qu'initialement je pensais que c'est sur un ton sarcastique; hé non, la loi de Poe s'applique comme toujours, et le type avait vraiment quelque-chose contre les juifs. Je trouve le choix de l'incipit de ce livre extrêmement ironique vu le contenu.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 0:25

le sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 1:08

>>5
Je ne pensais pas que c'etait "googlable".
Bagatelles est un excellent bouquin, un de ceux qui m'a fait mal au ventre (a force de rire). Bien entendu, on ne le recommandera pas a un individu qui n'aurait pas la maturite et le sens critique necessaire pour s'abstenir d'organiser des pogroms aussitot apres l'avoir lu.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 1:32

>>7
Hm, je l'essayerai bien un jour, si tu dis que c'est si amusant que ça.

Bien entendu, on ne le recommandera pas a un individu qui n'aurait pas la maturite et le sens critique necessaire pour s'abstenir d'organiser des pogroms aussitot apres l'avoir lu.
En d'autres mots, ce n'est pas pour le << grand public >>.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 3:18

qu'est que cest passe ici

[o release]

Comptage de références
deux mille douze

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 4:28

>>9

`

>impliquant que dans un système avec ramasse-miettes on ne peut avoir une procédure << release >> pour détruire un objet prématurément

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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 4:34

PIRATE MON ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 4:35

>>11
Belles doubles, frérot.

Name: LISPPEUR 2012-08-06 4:43

POURQUOI PORTE-JE LES JAMBIÈRES NOIRES DE MA SOEUR?

C'EST PARCE QUE ÇA ME DONNE UNE ÉRECTION MASSIVE.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 4:47

>>4
Mais je n'alimenterais pas mon chien avec.
mdrdr est tn chien mort
TU VEUX DIRE HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 5:08

Retournez sur Underfoule, « s'il-vous-plaît » !!

Name: Va te faire foutre !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-08-06 5:36

>>15
Va te faire foutre, ``pédé''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 5:47

mes sous-vetements sont dans le jardin

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 5:57

Si c'est Lisp, c'est du caca.
Si ce n'est Lisp, c'est de la merde.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 7:35

>>1
[o release];
Way to live in the past, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 16:16

>>18
Si ce n'est pas du caca, c'est de la merde.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 16:31

The more you know:

"NS" means "Not Smalltalk"

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 16:39

le reddit

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 0:30

my %o;

$o{"what a %@"} = "horrible language";

delete $o{"apple"};

I don't know Jobs-A-Script, but is it doing something as simple as this Perl? If it is, that's the ugliest, most verbose interface to a dictionary I've ever seen. And why do you need those @ signs in front of strings? Couldn't they use the @ strings automatically with those weird bracketed ``method'' calls? There isn't a GC or destructor either? And this is supposed to be a high-level language? This Jobsjective ``C'' interface would be simpler in plain C! So much for OO and abstraction!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 2:27

>>23
@ from my experience is for objective-c sugar-y constructs for NS-library stuff. @"sent from my ipad" is the equivalent of [NSString initWithCharacters:"sent from my ipad" length:17], with the latter using a C char-array.

Pig disgusting, I know.

>>21

NS stands for ``Not Steve" because it wasn't steve wozniak that wrote it. Do you even read wikipedia?

Name: LISPPER 2012-08-07 4:53

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 5:30

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective-c
>Objective-C was created primarily by Brad Cox and Tom Love in the early 1980s
>created by Brad Cox and Tom Love
>created by Cox and Love
This explains why Objective-C is the most homosexual programming language there is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 5:32

>>26
/Gabe plots cake/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 6:27

it's not nextstep it's dubstep

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 18:06

>>24
NS stands for ``Not Steve" because it wasn't steve wozniak that wrote it.
But that's ambiguous. ``Steve'' could have referred to Jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 22:49

[b][i][prog]OBJECTIVE SHIT[/prog][/b][/i]

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 21:03

[quote]anus[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 21:10

anus
anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 21:11

anus
anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 22:23

>>29
Steve Jobs was not a pogamme.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 8:42

Yeah, he was a visionary and patent troll

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 9:13

>>35
You mean a visionary at patent trolling

Name: Deavmi 2013-12-31 9:31

Let's agree that Microsoft's VB.Net and the Visual Studio IDE is the bomb.

Name: Deavmi 2013-12-31 9:32

Let's agree that Microsoft's VB.Net and the Visual Studio IDE is the bomb.

Name: Deavmi 2013-12-31 9:35

Sorry bout double post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 9:38

Let's agree that Eclipse IDE and its plugins is the bomb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 10:12

>>37
I fo one will neve agee

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 11:45

Let's agree that Emacs and the Lisp is the bomb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 11:57

Let's agree that Coq and the Curry-Howard correspondence is the bomb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 14:30

>>43
Hahaha disregard that, I suck Coq.

Why is objective-c such shit

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