/prog/ - duck typing

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 4:12

If everything that has feathers and quacks like a duck is considered a duck, then every animal that wears a sheep's skin can be considered a sheep.

Name: VIPPER 2012-08-05 4:25

>>1
No, it has to make sheep sounds too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 5:55

It has to fuck like a sheep, too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:16

>>3
Thanks for the tip, if I ever need to hire someone to check that property, I'll remember you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:19

Every language that isn't Lisp can be considered an excrement.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:45

Oh god that thing again.
Who gives a fuck if it's a sheep or a wolf in a sheep's skin? You are already trusting whoever gives you the variables not to do anything malicious.

>being serious on a text board

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:51

>>2
So, determined furies can be considered proper and real sheep?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 10:31

>>5
Every Lisp user can be considered a sheep.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 10:47

>>8
That is far from truth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 10:51

Not LISP? Shit then.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 10:53

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 16:31

Ducks cannot type, they do not have fingers or even hands.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 18:09

>>12
They have beaks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 18:44

typical dynamic language: if quacks and walks like a duck, it's a duck
javascript: if it's not a duck it will become one

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 19:07

And if it looks like a duck but wears clothing, it's a Disney character.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 0:17

>>15
Howard the Duck is not a Disney character, fuckface.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 4:31

>>16
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_the_Duck
Steve Gerber, Val Mayerik, Gloria Katz...
So many Jews... Why do U.S. people love these vulgar soulless Hollywood movies and retarded Howard the Fuck cartoons? Jew produce them is such an enourmous quantities, that you cant discern them from one another. Just send them all into a gas chamber!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 4:44

>>17
Back to /anime/, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 4:54

>>18
Shalom, hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 7:22

>>19
Couldn't agree more.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-14 21:51

>>16
Howard who? Howard the Flop?

duck typing

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 4:12

2 Name: VIPPER 2012-08-05 4:25

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 5:55

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:16

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:19

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:45

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 9:51

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 10:31

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 10:47

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 10:51

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 10:53

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 16:31

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 18:09

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 18:44

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 19:07

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 0:17

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 4:31

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 4:44

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 4:54

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 7:22

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-14 21:51