virtual speed-up

is there a way to make a virtual CPU that is faster than the CPU it runs on, or otherwise speed up indefinitely? what i want to be able to do is bruteforce huge search spaces in seconds.
inb4 there is no way. I know there is a way. I know a way can be made. i know a way will be made.

I'm in jail on a private Internet with psy-ops and no believers.  Not one believer in God.  You must suffer
persecution to win blessings.  Highs and lows balance.

God says...


piety no_you_cant you_are_my_sunshine laziness off_the_record
these_cans_are_defective I_didn't_do_it ahh_thats_much_better
gross everythings_a_okay persistence astounding if_and_only_if
Tomorrow break_some_woopass_on_you what_planet_are_you_from
You_know end sloth goods what's_up potentially it_figures
let's_roll Jesus if_and_only_if I'm_impressed potentially
I_can't_believe_it you_think_I'm_joking thats_laughable
don't_count_on_it roses_are_red God why_didn'_you_tell_me
test_pilot Shalom didn't_I_say_that Yo not_that_theres_anything_wrong
umm Ghost unsung_hero ice_cream baffling arent_you_clever
ridiculous ahh_thats_much_better Oh_really whatcha_talkin'_'bout
skills Angel absolutely could_it_be___Satan Angel church
chill_out oops desert astronomical the_enquirer adjusted_for_inflation
hooah Angel quite ehheh_thats_all_folks vengeful