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Mainframe programming

Name: Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 12:38

I was wondering; what steps do I need to take in order to learn how to be a mainframe programmer(if that is what you call the occupation)?

Name: Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 12:46

Never mind, I found a higher-paying job where all you have to do is suck dicks all day long.

Name: Still Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 12:48

Still curious as to what I need to do.

Name: Still Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 12:55

For fodder to the sheep,
"What is the column no for Indicator field/Margin C in COBOL Coding sheet?"

Name: Bi-Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 13:17

I was wondering; what steps do I need to take in order to learn how to be a professional dick sucker(if that is what you call the occupation)?

Name: Bystander 2012-08-01 13:22

Why the vehemence towards dick sucking?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 13:32

>>6
It's an acceptable alternative to mainframe programming.

Name: Re-intriuged Bystander 2012-08-01 13:40

>>7
For monetary reasons? Is it painful? Less enjoyable?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 13:56

>>8
All three of them.

Name: Still Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 14:02

I would still be very much grateful if you could impart upon me any knowledge on how to get into the field. I assume I need to learn assembly and COBOL. What would be good ways of getting into them?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 14:18

>>10
Not even, all you have to do is hang around in gay bars.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 14:41

>>10
I recommend reading the OpenCOBOL documentation and searching for code examples on the Internet. That's how I learned COBOL.
Make sure that you learn the original COBOL and not that new OOP one, since all existing code is in the previous and you won't get a job otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 14:58

Get a white lab coat, buy some tape reels, find a pipe to smoke, dumpster dive for a dumb terminal, get binders with fake assembler code in it.
Now you can role-play being a mainframe programmer.

Name: Still Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 14:59

>>12
Thank you kind sir. By your statement I presume that COBOL is what mainframes use. Is there a way that I can try it out on a regular computer? As in a virtual mainframe on my computer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 15:58

>>14
You can compile COBOL programs into C sources using OpenCOBOL. It may not be exactly what you'll be using professionally, but it's good enough.

Name: still Curious Bystander 2012-08-01 21:33

After I'm capable of understanding COBOL programs, what kind of programs should I start making? From a progression model of course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 21:41

>>16
I recommend starting at the head and working your way down the shaft.

Name: Still a Bystander 2012-08-01 23:41

>>17
Okay, so you are saying first I should work on understanding the code, then come back. Sounds good! Thank you anon-kun!

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