If Programming Languages were People

I'll start:

PHP: http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/00/04/50/700-00045009w.jpg
Java: http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/fat-blogger.jpg

Common Lisp: http://goo.gl/tkl2v
Scheme: http://goo.gl/spJQf

ANSI C: http://www.wildsoundmovies.com/images/thor_norse.jpg

FORTH (and Factor, Joy, Cat, etc.): http://altjapan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfd2253ef00e55426d7bb8834-320wi

FIOC http://back.to/imageboards/please

>>5
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

>>4
I see what you did thar.

>>6

die in a fucking fire you fucking fuck

>>6
i le see what you le did there
le epic upboats xDDDDDDDD

>>7,8
fuck you fagstorm

C++: http://www.linuxjournal.com/files/linuxjournal.com/linuxjournal/articles/070/7099/7099f1.jpg

Also: Is it a coincidence his initials are BS?

Lisp programming is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he consed. I knew he ate lambda and curry for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I consed. He knew I had a parentheses shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other,but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Lisp programming is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is.

>>11
upfloated

If ``If X were Y'' threads were funny and/or amusing

Forth: http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/forth.jpg
x86 assembly: http://yabbedoo.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/geisha3-yabbedoo.jpg
Java: http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Picture_successful_indian_businessman_wearing_a_suit_and_tie_110912-030950-320001.jpg
C++: http://safebooru.org/images/205/88e5f81d7d72ccfd551f15cceba53bced2a9b4e6.jpg
CUDA: http://safebooru.org/images/859/cd4c7503510d19e45a19e07ea4966d6bca088234.jpg

>>14
mokou is the worst touhou

Objective-C: http://hfwiki.vibrantlogic.com/w/images/7/7e/Macfag.jpg

Scheme: http://www.jrbooksonline.com/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif

C#: http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/TrayvonMartin1.jpg

C++: http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/George-Zimmerman-tie22.jpg

C: http://r2---lax04t04.c.bigcache.googleapis.com/static.panoramio.com/photos/original/35199174.jpg?ms=tsu&mv=m&mt=1343757423&cms_redirect=yes&redirect_counter=1

Javascript: http://www.airbornegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Gay_pride_parade.jpg

>>16
LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMGOSH

DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

THIS IS A SHIT

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A BIG ONE

XDDDDDDDD

A GRAT ONE

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dependent type systems

>>14
x86 assembly: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/super-jew.jpg

JACKSON 5 * 4 GET