/prog/ - I am dying

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 7:50

my rib cage is filled with needles and knives

every time I inhale, my lungs expand, and consequently get stabbed thousands of times

my heart is racing and is likely to explode soon

just kill me now, stop toying with me

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 8:03

you don't exist as we do; the entire world is just an experiment and you are just a computer simulation gone wrong; we'll try to stabilize you but if we don't succeed, we'll pull the plug. sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 8:06

I invented a new feminist slogan:

HOS BEFORE BROS

That should set these machos straight!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 8:25

>>3
Go get 'em, girl!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 16:06

same here, OP, that's how i always feeI
but it's kinda sexy, don't you think? i think you do think that !? Because I surely do !
Still, I crave the feeling of relief, but part of me is not sure if I even want it..

Do we enjoy living in this world? Are we happy? Do we really want to be free?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 16:19

People are so full of infection!
Gashing open their empty lives!
Slashing open their empty lives!
They lick the open wound, lick the open wound, lick the open wound, lick it!

ASKFHSed?Gsdfghsdfkhgbafgbhbgfhbfs fukk sex you nigger cock pussy! i fuck yhou you have satan you canada ass whovdoesn't beleive in Christ! I HOPE YOU ALL GET RAPES!

Monster -> you will be kill -> don't do it -> please don't -> i'll show them -> base jumping cock fuck outer atmosphere lag packet ping introduce insectivore anal bitch soil banana cultivar understand method empirical new york prostitute bin laden brothel

bitch? ENJOY trigger caustic enema full hate handlebar emergence neural network cock behavior wanton pseudointellectual whore crapshoot barbaric animal bestiality

Haha, just kidding, man. (Or am I?) Relax into the fertile soil. Let the worms eat you. Everything was meant to be.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 17:00

if you dont wear a buttplug the ants will come in

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 2:05

>>7
I'd be more worried about centipedes, worms, and spiders.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 2:08

>>8
Centipedes? In my vagina?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 3:06

>>6
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 5:26

The CIA has the Saudi King by the short hairs. Extortionist scum. That's how they operate. FBI backstabbers? Judas in Dante's hell

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 9:31

>>11
Don't forget Stratfor :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 14:20

>>11
is that you, tdavis?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 19:12

dependent type systems

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 19:21

>>7-9
Or rats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sl-QEtVBP4

I am dying

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2 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 8:03

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15 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 19:21