Enlightenment

So you finally replaced that free-hanging bulb in the basement?

Apparently I went to Japan to take a class in "gun control." But the first few days of classes is all squirting each other with water pistols and even plastic syringes. During one of the classes I overhear classmates saying they want to go to the club after class. I deduce that the club is actually the arcade at the mall. The group needed one more person for some reason, and I was about to volunteer myself, but I notice one of my classmates on the other side of the room looks like a girl I knew in elementary school.

I never really understood how people can sleep with people they aren't intimate with, although I guess you were with your ex. Do you just call each other up every now and then for a roll in the hay, or do you have to go through the politeness of having coffee or some shit first?