Language Tiers

/g/ often does this — being a faggot, I thought I’d ask /prog/.

Which languages would you put in the following tiers:

‌• God
‌• Top
‌• Hacker
‌• Hipster
‌• Shit

Thank you, /prog/!

‌• God
Scheme, ML, Algol, Prolog
‌• Top
Common Lisp, APL, Ada, Python, Perl 6, Scala, Fortran
‌• Hacker
C, bash, Perl 5, Forth, PHP
‌• Hipster
Haskell, Go, D, JavaScript, Ruby
‌• Shit
C++, Java, Visual Basic