Language Tiers

/g/ often does this — being a faggot, I thought I’d ask /prog/.

Which languages would you put in the following tiers:

‌• God
‌• Top
‌• Hacker
‌• Hipster
‌• Shit

Thank you, /prog/!

I got a better idea, lets put languages into catagories first, then you can tier them, because its full retard to say that C is in a higher tier than bash when they do entirely different things. I'll start

compiled
C
C++
D
Go
Ada
Delphi/Object Pascal


static VM
Java
C#

dynamic VM
Python
Ruby
Perl
Javascript
PHP
Lua

functional
Haskell
ML/Ocaml/F#
CL/Scheme/Clojure
Erlang
Scala

math
Mathematic
Matlab
APL
Fortran