Language Tiers

/g/ often does this — being a faggot, I thought I’d ask /prog/.

Which languages would you put in the following tiers:

‌• God
‌• Top
‌• Hacker
‌• Hipster
‌• Shit

Thank you, /prog/!

that feel when you thought Go would be a decent C alternative, but then GC and no pointer arithmetic...why even call yourself a systems language?