/prog/ - If programming languages were vehicles

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 0:33

C:
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dune-buggy.jpg

Lisp:
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/02/10/1202697469_2188/539w.jpg

Java:
http://www.carpages.co.uk/mazda/mazda-images/mazda6-07-11-07.jpg

JavaScript:
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3471801899_7baf190394.jpg

Pascal:
http://wot.motortrend.com/files/2012/03/1992-Ford-Taurus-SHO-side-view.jpg

Logo:
http://www.keepschoolssafe.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/school_bus.jpg

Ada:
http://www.wwiivehicles.com/usa/tanks-light/m24-light-tank-chaffee/m24-light-tank-chaffee-16.png

Go:
http://boskolives.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/yugo-trike.jpg

C++:
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/donkey-car.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 0:58

>>1
I don't particularly care for Lisp, but I think your characterization of Lisp as nonexistent is a bit of an exaggeration.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 1:19

Fortran:
http://hot100tips.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Jupiter-Rocket.bmp

Cobol:
http://www.stillruns.com/pavilions3/fifties_car-3.jpg

Scheme:
http://www.sparksite.co.uk/client_assets/entry_sandbox/kit_car_project/part-built-kit-car.jpg

Assembly:
http://www.radioanywhere.co.uk/upload/35/464.human_skateboard%5B1%5D.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 1:35

`>Java

 >elegant

oh god

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 1:40

>>4
That's not elegance, that's ENTERPRISE, you moron.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 2:25

>>5
No, this is ENTERPRISE

http://www.bnm.com/images/07_ENT_CMYK.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 5:00

Haskell:
http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/32729.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 5:04

What about Python?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 5:12

Ruby on Rails:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2768/4345365003_4fa57c1516.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 5:59

>>9
A perfect fit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 10:30

image URLs
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 12:31

PHP:

http://motoburg.com/images/yugo-koral-01.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 13:29

>>11
No, fuck YOU, you piece of fetid shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 15:34

>>1
JavaScript:
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3471801899_7baf190394.jpg
No.

http://motoburg.com/images/thrust-racing-thrust-ssc-05.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 15:39

>>11
lol epic fail

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 0:02

>>14

ALL BOARD THE DICK PLANE

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 1:46

>>16
you're just jelly javascript would run circles around every other language listed

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 4:27

Haskell:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XtHg_q76Tgs/Ss9RuFuousI/AAAAAAAAAEE/PZaFI_NM1oE/s400/WoodCartRoughRendering.JPG

Erlang:
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/autopia/2010/08/blackbird-downwind-faster-than-the-wind-02.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 4:36

>>17
javascript is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 12:11

If OP was not an unfunny retard who tries too hard

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-18 13:40

javascript
http://www.bakfiets-en-meer.nl/wp-content/gallery/child-transport-bikes/india-school-bus-tricycle.jpg

If programming languages were vehicles

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