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Windows 8: WTF is Ballmer thinking?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 16:12

Secure ``poot'' farting on your freedom.
No more Start Menu, so anyone who was familiar with it since Windows 95/98/whatever has to learn a whole new UI.
Ribbon interface in more places, so anyone who kept Office 2003 or switched to Open/LibreOffice because they hate ribbon has no escape.
The GNOME/KDE UIs are more similar to Windows than Windows 8 is!
Writing programs ``apps'' in JavaScript/HTML.
One ``app'' at a time, because the rest of your cores will be used by bloated JavaScript VMs.
Making the desktop a secondary ``legacy'' interface, because nobody needs more than 640K one app at a time.
Designing your main UI for touch screens, because most desktops and laptops (the ``bread and butter'' of Windows) have touch screens, right?
Believing that supporting a touch screen means you need to gimp and dumb down your OS's features.
Removing the registry key that allows Metro to be disabled.
Turning a $1000 PC into a $100 phone, but without the ability to make phone calls.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 17:30

Secure ``poot'' farting on your freedom.
Only an issue if you buy tablets or pre-builts. For the people who do buy that stuff, it is a good security feature.

Writing ``apps'' in JavaScript/HTML.
You can use Javascript (IE Chakra interpreter) to talk to WinRT. This is a good thing and hasn't been done seriously before.

One ``app'' at a time, because the rest of your cores will be used by bloated JavaScript VMs.
Not true at all.

Making the desktop a secondary ``legacy'' interface, because nobody needs more than 640K one app at a time.
Not true at all. You can run everything in desktop mode, only using Metro as a search/start menu.

Designing your main UI for touch screens, because most desktops and laptops (the ``bread and butter'' of Windows) have touch screens, right?
All the market research says touch is where the world is headed.

Believing that supporting a touch screen means you need to gimp and dumb down your OS's features.
Nope! Nothing is gimped, only new features added and past ones improved.

Removing the registry key that allows Metro to be disabled.
There are already numerous third party programs that re-implement the start menu.

>Turning a $1000 PC into a $100 phone, but without the ability to make phone calls.
You're an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 18:13

>>2
For the people who do buy that stuff, it is a good security feature.
Sure, if you trust Microsoft with anything.  Closed-source?  Fuck that.

All the market research says touch is where the world is headed.
Because the world is full of mouthbreathing facebook-using retards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 18:19

>>2
Javascript
Ever a good thing
No son, you are the idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 18:20

>>4
No, fag, you are the fucktard that's keeping the software industry in its dark ages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 18:29

All the market research says touch is where the world is headed.
For those of us without a touch monitor, we're not headed there.

I'm using the "classic desktop setup" when it comes to my computer hardware.  In the previous Windows editions, I turned off the sidebar because I never used it and didn't want it hanging around.  I tend to turn off other dynamic UI effects for the same reason, in addition to distraction.  Is there an option or key that I can set somewhere that turns off the touchscreen accessibility simplifications I do not need (or appreciate) but retain any Windows UI improvements related to desktop and file manipulation?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 18:35

>>6
Yes, use the install a better OS option.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 18:50

>>6
turns off the touchscreen accessibility simplifications I do not need (or appreciate) but retain any Windows UI improvements related to desktop and file manipulation
Why don't you modify the source and implement it yourself? oh wait

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:09

>>5
Compelling argument right there.
Everyone, stop the presses, the future is not parallel, it's touch, frills, whistles, and programmed in a subpar language with obvious (and known) deficiencies!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:10

>>8
To be fair, even if it was open-source, I probably wouldn't try to modify it anyway.  It's easier to just dual boot Windows XP and whichever Linux distro suits my tastes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:11

When someone tells you ``This is the direction the world is headed, trust us,'' what they really mean is ``This is the direction we will force the world to take, you better enjoy it or we'll send you to the gulags.''

ZOG wants to take computing out of the hands of the masses and replace it with dumb kiosks and mobile devices which manage the people, instead of people managing their own lives with the devices.

They fear the masses having access to computing when the hardware is powerful enough that you can simulate a dozen human brains, because then dissidents will be able to build AGIs that are cunning enough to combat ZOG autonomously.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:13

Javascript is fucking garbage.

http://vimeo.com/43380467

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:17

>>12
Is anyone actually serious when they link to this video

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:18

>>13
Yes. OOP is Computational Marxism.

http://www.springerlink.com/content/n7143830149p6861/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:21

>>14
JavaScript
OOP

What

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:23

>>11
ZOG being "Zionist Occupation Government;" I'm not sure what AGI stands for in this context but the post is already retarded so it doesn't really matter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 19:30

>>15
In Javascript, the only things that aren't considered objects are strings, numbers, and booleans, and they have wrappers (that can still be used as primitives) for that.  It's entirely possible, using the prototype variable and middle-man functions, to build more proper OOP inheritance structures in Javascript.

The internal function typeof will always return either "object," "string," "number," "boolean," or "null" or "undefined."

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 20:47

MS is trying to force their user base to use all laptops and tablets, this is the only way they are going to kill off XP and get people to follow their cycle of new OS's. Pretty much all laptops have to run its installed OEM OS as drivers wont support XP. By forcing a touchscreen UI they are trying to phase out desktops. MS is trying to get all people to use cloud apps as it is difficult to impossible to pirate these and forces the customer to constantly buy upgrades and licenses.

The nice thing about all this is that MS's userbase are stupid sheepals who lap up anything Balmer puts in front of them. MS users are getting what they deserve for being unquestioning loyal customers. The elite computer users will always have hardware on which to run their OS's and apps and will be further distanced from the idiot retards who make up MS's userbase.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 21:02

lol MS is trying to become Apple.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 21:53

>>18
MS's userbase consists of pragmatic people who will use what works. MS products for the most part happen to work.

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/Biculturalism.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 21:59

>>20
MS's userbase consists of retards who don't care about their freedom or privacy.  MS products for the most part happen to spy on their users and crash the rest of the time.

http://fuckyou.com/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:00

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:02

>>22
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:03

faggots consists of pragmatic people who will use what works. asus haxing for the most part happens to work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:10

>>24
A product that spies on you and whose internal workings you cannot examine doesn't qualify as working.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:14

>>25
real hackers (which rms is not) dont need the source code. they can learn more about how a program works by looking at the machine code in a disassembler, the source is of no use to them. the fact that rms thinks the internals of a program are hidden shows that rms is a second rate programmer who can only copy source code

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:19

>>26
this

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:24

>>26
You couldn't disassemble your way out of a Hello World, let alone an operating system kernel.

>>27
Same faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:41

>>28
rms is butthurt

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:49

>>26
You can't reliably disassemble x86-64 machine code because of RIP-relative branches.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 22:53

>>28
You couldn't disassemble your way out of a Hello World, let alone an operating system kernel.

no need to project your incompetence, sonny

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 0:20

>>31
Fuck off and die, you little cockshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 1:42

>>32
No, YOU fuck off, you AIDS-infested cockwart.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 1:50

>>33
No, YOU fuck off, you niggercunt shitstain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 10:51

>>30
This. There are countless techniques for obfuscating machine code and making a debugger/disassembler read garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 12:28

>>5
Wants to have an OS run on javashit
Thinks they know what the dark ages are
Children these days.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 13:45

>>36
Enjoy your four megabytes of crud per hello world application, fagnigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 13:56

why wouldn't you want to use javascript?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 14:03

>>38
It's a great language, but it's not the best.  If it ain't Lisp, it's crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 14:19

>>39
great language
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 14:20

>>39
>not the best

what the fuck? it has innovative features like closures, first-class functions, and prototypes

seriously, are you dense?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 14:31

>>41
it has innovative features like closures, first-class functions, and prototypes

Cause those are features no other language has dared to come up with yet.

1/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 14:33

>>41
innovative

Yeah I know, IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 15:22

>>41
-5/10, not even trying

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 16:09

>>41
It's just another faggot clinging to the old ways. The world will run on Javascript V8.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 16:55

>>44
nice dubs, dude

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 19:30

>>45
the thought of this gets me wet

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 20:33

>>45,47
You are guys are morons. The world will run on OpenCL/LLVM.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-15 20:36

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