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Why hasn't Scala replace Java yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 10:47

>Functional programming
>Better syntax
>Better frameworks
>Better threading and concurrency
>Better garbage collection
>Better Hello World:

Scala:
println("Hello, world!")

Java:
package helloworld.beans;
import java.util.logging.Level;
import java.util.logging.Logger;
import javax.naming.InitialContext;
import javax.naming.NamingException;
import javax.ejb.Remote;
import javax.ejb.Stateless;

@Remote
public interface HelloWorldRemote
{
    public String helloWorld();
}

@Stateless
public class HelloWorldBean implements HelloWorldRemote
{
    @Override
    public String helloWorld()
    {
        return "Hello, world!";
    }
}

public class Main
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        System.out.println("Starting...");

        System.out.println("Establishing connection to the bean...");
        HelloWorldBean hwBean;
        try {
            InitialContext initialContext = new InitialContext();
            hwBean= (HelloWorldBean) initialContext.lookup("java:global/HelloWorldBean");
            System.out.println(hwBean.helloWorld());
        }
        catch (Exception ex)
        {
        Logger.getLogger(Main.class.getName()).log(Level.SEVERE, null, ex);
            System.exit(-1);
        }
    }

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 10:49

If it ain't Common Lisp, C, or assembly then it's crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 10:55

When will you people learn...

If something is outright better, but less popular than something that is outright worse, then one of the sides' marketing sucks monkey balls.

Guess whose marketing sucks monkey balls in this case. Got it? Good.

Now stop asking stupid questions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 11:00

not ENTERPRISE; didn't read

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 11:03

I can feel that one of the few next posts will be a serious answer without sage. It will launch a stupid argument, this troll thread will keep being bumped for a few days and the cycle of /prog/'s mediocrity will start over.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 11:18

Why hasn't the fleshlight/tenga replaced human vagina?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 11:44

As of 2011, 28 employees work in the company (including the board of directors), with 8 of them female. One of the directors is Masanobu Sato (佐藤雅信?), who is responsible for the company's Overseas Business Department. Sato is a Masturbate-a-thon champion who achieved a world record for the "longest time spent masturbating/male" in 2008 (9 hours 33 minutes). In 2009, he extended his own record to 9 hours 58 minutes. He has been participating in the competitions using a set of Tenga masturbators of his own.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 11:48

Better garbage collection
Don't they both run on the JVM?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 17:16

>>8
Yes

Name: JEW 2012-07-08 18:27

GOYIM

Name: CHECK EM 2012-07-08 20:43

DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 20:53

oracle is just milking Java for patent trolling, Java development is dead

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 21:13

>>12
Shut up, faggot. Java will never die, and Scala will never be more popular.

Sent from my iPad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 21:46

>>13
The only good part of Java is the JVM which is not Java, tee hee hee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 22:05

>>12
Long live C++

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 4:52

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 4:54

>>16

``a real female of course, smells, is dirty... of course because its a human being, it has lots of thing''



3DPD

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 6:35

>>17
don't forget all those STDs 3DPD carry

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 6:54

#include <std.h>

Name: FFP 2012-07-09 7:22

>>17

i smell nice.

WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 8:05

>>20
Cool. Let's roleplay.
I insert a chair leg in your anus and then you suck my dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 11:04

>>20
I'd like to smell your privilege, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 21:46

>>22
nice dubz

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