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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 9:21

#include __FILE__
#include __FILE__
#include __FILE__

Compile, run, shit brix

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 9:31

>>1
oh god

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 12:11

fuck.c:1:18: error: #include nested too deeply
fuck.c:2:19: error: #include nested too deeply
fuck.c:3:19: error: #include nested too deeply

I don't get it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 12:19

>>3

If you only get 3 #include nested too deeply errors, I underestimated your compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 15:32

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    from C:\\\\\\\\Users\\\\\\\\***\\\\\\\\Desktop\\\\\\\\A.cpp
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    from C:\\Users\\***\\Desktop\\A.cpp
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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 16:26

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 16:51

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fuck.c:1:18: error: #include nested too deeply
fuck.c:2:18: error: #include nested too deeply
fuck.c:3:18: error: #include nested too deeply

I find >>5 \\\\quite\\\\amusing

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 17:07

http://codepad.org/UCnJnWuT

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 17:37

$ c++ fuck.cc
fuck.cc: Fuck you.
$

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:08

Scheme version please!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:11

Assembly version please!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:15

>>4
The implementation shall be able to translate and execute at least one program that contains at least one instance of every one of the following limits
15 nesting levels for #included files

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:25

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:48

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:50

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:51

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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-07-06 4:53

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 14:01

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