/prog/ KOPIPE THREAD

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

Who the fuck said you are decent looking and pretty smart? Under what evaluation standards?

Nobody, right? Maybe your mom, or some teacher who wanted to encourage you to keep on educating yourself, or some girl who wanted to do charity with you?

No, son, first things first: if you are here posting SAP, you are rather ugly and average smart.

Then, given that you are 21 years old already, I have to tell you, there's pretty much nothing you can do to learn social skills or stop being beta, or whatever the hell you want to call it. That train has passed, know that social skills are learned in middle and high school, not in college/work, on the run. That's just creepy and weird for the rest, and will get you ostrizised (actually, it HAS got you ostrizised).

So, keep on being you. That's all you can do. The cards handed to you are these. Do the best you can, but you can't ask for other cards.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, and 4chan founder Christopher "moot" Poole were both marching arm in arm today at the 9th annual "Fighting Online Antisemitism" seminar in Tel Aviv, Israel. The seminar was blocked off to media but we got the opportunity to shortly speak to both Mark Zuckerberg and Christopher Poole as they were leaving.

"I have feared outing myself as a Jew for a long time. I have been afraid of the reaction from my supporters. I'm no longer afraid to admit I am Jewish. Online Antisemitism is no laughing matter and must be dealt with." said Mr. Poole. Before hoping in his cab Mr. Poole admitted he plans on moving to Jerusalem by years end. His new project canvas follows a strict anti-hate speech policy. By years end Mr. Poole has promised to implement a similar policy on his much more controversial site 4chan.

"Antisemitism is a disease." said Mr. Zuckerberg as he rushed to his limo. "My grandfather died in the holocaust and these cowards have the audacity to claim it never happened online." Mr. Zuckerberg seemed angered and in no mood for further discussion.

Not much is known about the topics of discussion at this years seminar but rumor has it one of the main topics of discussion was the IDF's efforts in building an online army of tolerance.

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

hmm, let's see
I got a guy in jail, accused him of raping me cause I didn't want my boyfriend to know I cheated on him
I drugged my boyfriend with LSD the day he was getting a drugtest for a new job cause I didn't want him to move. The job had a much higher salary than he has now and now he won't be able to get a new job at that company for another 5 years. He doesn't know I did it.
When I was 16 I put weed in my brothers room so my parents wouldn't trust him with the car anymore.
I cheated on my boyfriend with 2 black guys before our valentines dinner
I've used his credit card to buy over 15 grand worth of stuff
we're getting married in may but I'm not sure I can go through with it, I'm having a regular affair with one of his coworkers. So this one is not totally my fault because he also knows about the wedding and hasn't told my boyfriend anything.

This is a question i put to anons across /b that have an utter hatred of Justin Bieber. Now before i start, I'm no Bieber loving faggot. He's just an example of someone hatred is directed towards. So why do you hate him? I mean, we all have to accept, he's a good singer, maybe not the kind of music you like (I'll get to that), but still a good singer. Rebecca Black is an example of someone who can't sing. He got a record deal ect the right way, again not spoilt brat-ish like Rebecca Black who paid for it. Next, i used to follow the hatred thing because i thought, he's probably an up himself total dick, then i saw the advert he did with Ozzy during the Superbowl, taking the piss out of himself looking like a girl, and he's done loads of funnyordie skits (mostly not funny, but still) so i couldn't hate him for that. I know there alot of Metalheads ect who will say it's how musics got shit ect but my opinions always been that music is music. There's no 1 genre greater than another, it's purely taste. I'm one of those people who literally loves pretty much every genre from jazz, to metal, to club anthems and therefore I'd say i have a good taste in music. Because it's a broad taste. I can enjoy so many more songs than someone for example who only listens to pop music. I see arguments on the internet between fans of Metallica and Justin Bieber, and I can sit back and laugh because i can enjoy both and don't have to have stupid arguments over the internet. So i pose the question /b, why do you, if you do, hate Justin Bieber, taste of his music not included.

tl;dr - why do you hate Bieber, not pop music as a whole, but Bieber.

Women are inherently inferior and must be properly managed. There are exceptions to the norm, and these created the feminist movement to begin with, but the average women took feminism and turned it into a means to enslave men. Instead of taking on equal responsibility and doing equal work, women are always being supported by society like lazy welfare recipients who work for fuck all in their life but will make children and yet not take on that responsibility. Every woman (with few exceptions) is like that. They want their cosmetics, jewellery, vacations, and tons of other useless shit and are never pleased because they don't know the satisfaction of working for something themselves. Let's compare suicides; females will often attempt it but rarely succeed and end up getting attention, a white knight boyfriend, and so on out of it. Men usually succeed and when they fail they are worthless shit. A women can whore herself out and has plenty of excuses to support her licentious behaviour; I had to support myself, I couldn't feed myself, my parents abused me, you have no right to judge me! A man, at least a real one, has a sense of honour which would prevent him from going so low. A man would work hard or die an honourable death. A woman doesn't know what honour is and doesn't respect it when she sees it. Women will never work hard at anything; they always want everything easy & painless. A man will get the job done and embrace challenges. When a slut acts like a slut and she is called out on this, she takes it out on the men in her vicinity accusing them of sexual harassment. A man can go around naked but he'll just be laughed at and if any women stare or are turned on by it everyone laughs because society is filled with double standards. Women used to be like dogs; now they're just parasites.

The most common problem atheists have is in their confusing God with "religion". God is not religion, and religion is not God. In fact, atheists are some of the most fanatically religious people on the planet. Their religion is one of the most rigid and exclusionary of all religions, as they regularly demonize, shun, and disparage all others who do not abide by the tenents of their belief systems and practices.

Religion is not simply a set of beliefs in a supernatural power, but is a rigid code of ethics and philosophy, based upon a specific system of belief, practices, or values even resembling, or suggestive of such a system of belief. Atheists often complain about others "pushing" their religious beliefs upon them, yet are some of the pushiest people on the planet when it comes to their own belief system, which they often promote quite religiously.

Here's a little food for thought . . .

What is time? What is its nature? When did time begin? What happened before that?

How big is outer space? Where does it end? When you get to the end of outer space, what's on the other side?

If you atheists are not wise enough to answer these questions fully and accurately, then you are certainly not wise enough to positively and unequivocally make the great and final pronouncement upon the eternal question of whether God does, or does not, in fact, exist.

Here's an interesting video on the subject:

Modern Science Finds God (A Video Presentation) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fswCPeu_Q

When I was around 15 I got an account on the Facebook to keep in touch with my cousin in the
US nd of course a few close friends, well that was the plan anyway, within weeks I had almost everyone I knew friended on that site. not everyone though turned out to be friends...

I started going on there lots, I enjoyed being able to talk to all of my friends, look at the photos watch the videos etc. There was one friend I was very close with she was my best friend. We told each other everything, we played farmville together and we did favours for each other. one day I told her my deepest secret of them all and asked for a small favour in return. She was happy and accepted (I was soon to find out she was the worst person I'd ever met) I gave her access to my account to do this one task. and went away on vacation for a week. when I came back. horror. shock horror. at what she had (I should say had not done) She didn't harvest my level 45 crops on farmville. I killed myself and then her.

i need advise about if i shoud tell my parents that david , my bf , is hiv +

david has been a poz for 3 years and im a neg who want to stay this way! but my parents is kinda homophobic and i dont think that they will take it alright. i need to have their aprovable cuz i live with them thou i have my own job and shit but they coul dthrow me out and david isnt ready for me 2 move in

we have had sex lots of times saftly w/ condoumes and im still a neg and all so dont wory bout me! :~)

also please treat the subgect of him disease maturly, it is no is not a joke and is very seriousl. thankyou for the advice

First you need to make sure you're not gay.
 For this you need to buy an anal dildo and some lube.
 Before starting, you should make sure to take a shit if you need it, so that there's no poo in your anus obstructing your prostate gland.
 Now spread a towel on the bed just in case the lube drips, lube the dildo up and lie down on the bed, and gently start massaging your anal with it. If you're heterosexual male, this shouldn't excite you in any way.
 After a while your anal will slowly begin to loosen up. When it does, slowly apply more pressure, very slowly trying to insert the anal dildo into your anus. Again, if this feels more than like simply taking a shit, or if you get a firm hard-on, you might be gay.
 When you have comfortably inserted the dildo all the way, and you feel it touching your prostate gland, note if it makes you feel feminine in any way. Clench your anus around the firm dildo. Then begin to massage your prostate gland with it. If you start feel pleasure at this point and a need to fap, you're definitely gay, and should go to church to repent.

  I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

 But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Yesterday two of my girlfriends and I were at a cafe on canal street in Manhattan and things were cool, until the most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed in my life occurred.

I'm good-looking - not to be arrogant or anything but most guys like me. I'm smart too (Asian what do you expect XD). I'm in the second year of an Electrical Engineering program at NYU Polytechnic so I’m not some liberal arts slut either. Now For some reason - obviously because he had some candy-assy yellow fever, this dork who attends a lot of classes with me all three years came over to my table while my friends were ordering coffee and tried to start some stupid conversation. He always had this weird crush on me - probably because I'm Chinese and he's a pasty nerd (he has the sad yet ubiquitous idea that Asian women collectively find beta white guys sexy and are just like the characters they read in manga).
He always pulled this nice guy BS, telling me how cute I looked and how intelligent I was in class – and he always had this blush whenever he tried to look me in the eyes (he just looked at my neck or the floor wtf?).
Anyway, as always I tried to keep the embarrassment from setting in, and just gave him the usual cold shoulder, but he kept on. This creepy little homo was ANNOYING. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but I like guys who can handle themselves. This geek kept on with his nauseating nice-guy humor, while his two faggy friends (a sweaty flabby ginger (Its hot as fuck over here so...yah you can imagine) and some uncle tom Jamaican guy (LMAO) ) looked on.

I was just in my bathroom, and I noticed there were two ants running around. They were very small, so I didn't really mind. The first ant was running around and the second ant was following it everywhere. Eventually, the first ant outran the second, and didn't stop or anything. The second ant was wandering around, seemingly confused as to where the first ant ran off to.

This angered me. I killed the first ant for leaving the second behind.

Eventually, the second ant managed to follow the trail of the first. It ended up in the spot where I had killed it, and stopped moving completely for a moment. It didn't know what to do. It was just going around in circles around the first ant.

I feel like shit.

Many people would have you believe that there is nothing whatsoever the Black people can do about racism, that it is something the White people are going to do no matter what, that it is not something the Black people have any control over. They would tell the Black man that he is powerless in this case, a helpless victim who can do nothing to help his plight. It is especially disturbing when this message comes from those who are otherwise a friend of the Black man. Like Liberalism, it is a childish conception of the world that, while well-meaning, renders its believers powerless over their own life experience due to its own short-sightedness.

 So what can Black people do to effectively end racism? First, they can stop assuming that White people are inherently racist. To assume that a person is full of hatred or judgment towards others merely because of his or her light skin color is to engage in the very racism they claim to be against. Racism of that sort won't end racism, no more than gasoline will put out a fire. So we can abandon this failed idea and look to the things White people see that make them think less of the Black man. These are some steps that Black people can unite and take together if they really want to end racism:
Stop committing a disproportionate number of violent crimes. When White people go to other countries that also have diverse populations, and notice that the violent crimes committed by Black people is higher than any other single racial/ethnic group when adjusted for their percentage of the population, what are they supposed to think? If you don't want to be regarded as a savage people who were brought out of the tribal jungle too soon and haven't yet learned to cope with the whole civilized society thing, please stop acting the part.
Stop having a disproportionate number of bastard children. This one can't be emphasized enough as it is surely related to all the other points. Black men, if you don't even care about your own children enough to let them know who you are, if you think so little of them, how is the White man going to argue with you? Parenting is easily the most important responsibility any adult is likely to ever have, and you abandon it willingly. What are White people supposed to think when you do this far more than any other single racial/ethnic group? Do you think it makes you respectable? When even their own fathers shunned them, oes it surprise anyone that such bastard children are far more likely to be incarcerated, far less likely to go to college?
Stop glorifying the "thug" image. When you act like your highest and most noble goal in life is to be a career criminal, and talk happily about abusing women, abusing drugs, stealing, murdering, etc., it doesn't make White people think you're a good human being. It doesn't make White people respect you. It makes them think you're a menace, and when the media helps you spread this message and it influences impressionable White youth, it makes them think you're a contagious menace, like any other disease or infestation. Anyone who wants to hate you for your skin color will feel justified by all of this.
Stop blaming all of your problems on racism. Many groups, from the Native Americans to the Irish Catholics to the Chinese to the Japanese to the Jews and many, many others have unfortunately suffered some kind of racial or ethnic discrimination. Yet they don't top the charts on violent crime statistics. They don't have tons of bastard children. They don't glorify being a thug. The Asians in particular have had a great deal of success because they highly value education. The Jews have amassed financial empires that are the envy of many Capitalists. They all have something in common. When they fail, they blame their own bad decision-making. When they succeed, they attribute it to their hard work. They take personal responsibility for their situation, and if it sucks, they work to improve it.

 Some White people may hate your guts. They may think you're less than a human being. But no thought in a White person's head forces you to commit violent crimes. No thought in a White person's head forces you to abandon your own children and leave them fatherless. If you won't recognize and deal with your own shortcomings in order to become a stronger people, who is going to do that for you? You may have a scapegoat but it's costing you dearly.
Establish one stable, successful, peaceful, prosperous Black nation. Just one will do. This is a quote from Hesketh Prichard. It's pretty bad, but it illustrates what White people are thinking when they see failed Black nation after failed Black nation. If you want to shut them up, prove them wrong:

 "The present condition of Haiti gives the best possible answer to the question, and, considering the experiment has lasted for a century, perhaps also a conclusive one. For a century the answer has been working itself out there in flesh and blood. The Negro has had his chance, a fair field, and no favor. He has had the most beautiful and fertile of the Caribees for his own; he has had the advantage of excellent French laws; he inherited a made country, with Cap Haitien [A once beautiful town on the north coast of Haiti] for its Paris. . . . Here was a wide land sown with prosperity, a land of wood, water, towns and plantations, and in the midst of it the Black man was turned loose to work out his own salvation. What has he made of the chances that were given to him? . . .

 At the end of a hundred years of trial how does the Black man govern himself? What progress has he made? Absolutely none."

 If you address all of those things and still continue to experience racism, you will then have a valid case against White people. As things are now, White people are merely being objective when they see these things and wonder what's wrong with you. The only difference is that some will have compassion for you, while others will think negatively of you. Don't like that? Work on yourselves.

Yes. They really don't seem to like it here. They're always bitching and complaining about how hard they have it. Maybe they will be happier in Africa. AFRICA: land of AIDS, killer bees, niggers, malaria, and loads of other goodies that have spread to the rest of the world to the enjoyment of everyone.

 Let's send all the greasy dirty illegal alien spics to Africa too. I like that better than deporting them to Mexico so they can hop the border again. They like to hop borders? Let's see them hop over the Atlantic Ocean. Just be sure to drop them off right in the middle of the Congo as far away from any towns or villages or cities as possible. Si senor! Maybe the local warlords will pay you under the table to do menial labor for them. Failing that, well lions needs to eat too and that's something you can defnitely help them with, once anyway.

 Oh and in the Congo you can drive drunk all you want... if you can find a car to drive. I know you illegal spics never drive unless you're 1) drunk and 2) have no insurance. Might have a hard time finding the staple of illegal spic beaners everywhere: the van with a ladder on top. Hey maybe Africa has hospitals with emergency rooms you can use for your primary health care, you never know until you go there you lousy fucking parasites.

I am 13, and watch longingly at my handsome father everyday. His lean, muscular physique and beautiful dark eyes are the subjects of my shameful fantasies.

 He is my only family, and I am his little girl, his princess. He has watched me fall, cry, chunder, scream, sob, but deep down I know he adores me, just as I adore him.

 Today I will have him. I want him to love me not just as a daughter, but as a lover. I sit at the dining table, observing him for a while. Then I saunter over and curl up beside him on the couch. I feel his strong arms wrap around my fine shoulders and his lips on top of my head.
 "What do you feel like eating tonight?" he asks me, eyes locked on the evening news.
 I look up at him squirm, pulling myself closer, feeling the warmth of his body through my tshirt dress.
 "Anything.. dad," I breathe, wishing he would at least look at me. My father continues to be gripped by the tv. So I take drastic action, and wrap my skinny arms around his neck, pulling myself astride him, and pressing myself against his chest.
 "Daddy," I whisper as I stare straight at him. He has no choice but to look in my eyes, because i'm blocking his view.
 "I feel depressed today. Can you hug me.. please?"
 He smiles. "Of course."
 Does he realise what i'm doing? I grind slightly against his crotch, pretending to shift around. Nothing.
 Maybe it's time to do something serious. Dad turns and looks at me through his elegant rimless glasses. Trembling slightly, I take them off his face. There's a fleeting expression of confusion before I lower my rosebud mouth onto his lips. At first he is frozen, the he pulls back. He knows what i'm doing now. Oh, daddy, I love you. Please love me back.
 "Why?" he asks softly. Because I want you to touch me. Hold me. He tastes like coffee, as I kiss him again, this time sliding my tongue into his mouth. Daddy doesn't push me away now, not when his little girl is so ripe and luscious. I take his hand and push between my legs. His fingers stroke me through my panties, and I sigh. Now I feel it. I feel his hard tool poking at me as I straddle him.
 "Please, daddy, do it," I moan into his ear. Slowly, he slides his fingers inside my panties, rubbing my slick pussy gently.
 "Yes.." I cry softly. His hand makes me dizzy with pleasure. I unbutton his shirt urgently, and run my hands over his pale but beautifully sculpted torso. He leans towards me and kisses my dainty neck.
 "I don't know why you're doing this to me," he whispers, "but you're so beautiful."
 My hips buck against his hand as I come. Daddy lifts my dress up and kisses my body which is blushing with shameful desire. I can feel his tongue teasing my budding breasts and I almost faint, but his wiry arms cradle my back, supporting me.
 "I want you to.. to.."
 It's embarassing, I can't bring myself to ask.
 "Daddy please, just.."
 He snakes his arms around my waist, holding me against his deliciously hard body. "You don't have to do this, darling. I love you, but I shouldn't be touching you."
 "Daddy please fuck me," I breathe into his ear. "Now."
 My hands work at his belt, pulling it loose, then unzipping his trousers. His cock is standing to attention, and I stroke my little hands over his boxers. I can hear him draw in a breath, weakening at my touch.
 He tugs my panties down my thighs and I push his boxers down, impaling myself on his stiff tool. Grinding my little hips against him, feeling him slide inside me.
 "I love you Daddy," I whimper as I lose my maidenhood in his arms. His lips are sucking at my mouth, sucking at my tongue, tasting me, drinking me in. I smell his aftershave and the scent of imported cigarettes, and feel his stubble grazing at my cheeks.

 "Daddy, do you love me?" I ask afterwards. He looks at me with his beautiful dark eyes. I put my hands on his sickeningly perfect face, gazing at his aquiline nose and cupid's bow lips. My handsome father, mine.

 "Of course."
2  Name: afrosuitnigra : 2006-07-21 12:33

 "Please, daddy, do it," I moan into his ear. Slowly, he slides his fingers inside my panties, rubbing my slick pussy gently.
 "Yes.." I cry softly. His hand makes me dizzy with pleasure. I unbutton his shirt urgently, and run my hands over his pale but beautifully sculpted torso. He leans towards me and kisses my dainty neck.
 "I don't know why you're doing this to me," he whispers, "but you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

 I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
 The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
 If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
 But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

 I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
 Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
 To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

We're talking about software - programming - NOT carpentry or auto mechanics.

Gimme an algorithm or any other job and I'll implement it in 'C' - I don't need no pussy language that makes parsing text easier (Perl) or web back ends easier (Python) or worry about the mythical write once run everywhere languages like Java.

If the hardware exists, there's a 'C' compiler for it or an assembler.

Face it, all these other OOP and procedural languages were written by dorks because they can - and to put on their resume that they wrote a language.

I'll think I'll use YACC and "write" my own language that just uses profanity and other vulgar language.

For example: x=2+2 would be "x shits 2 fucks 2".

Strings? pee like pee stream (string). Or to access an array would be "x suckme address[0]" (this moves the first element of address into 'x')

 adresss PEE 20 (20 character string).

The interpreted version of it will be called Pussy and the compiled version will be called Homo.

IF U WERE KILLED [insert youre name here], I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

…_…..____________________, ,
`—/_ KAWAII GUN —-_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), —-"
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

My first time anal experience was probably the worst sexual experience of my life. I have had many instances where sex wasn’t very good or that I messed things up by shooting a bit too fast. Everyone has those things happen at times. But that anal thing will haunt my memories for the rest of my life, waking me up from a dead sleep, a pale white ghost of my former self. Now, I won’t get into all the details on just how bad it was, but I will tell you that I will never EVER do anal again after this. Just the thought of it makes me cringe and want to hide myself in a closet somewhere.

 First off, the first time anal was with a girl that I knew very well. We have been going out off and on for years and thought we would give it a try sometime. I wish now that we had never agreed to any of it. In fact, I wish I could go back in time and force myself not to even bring it up with her again. I can’t put into words just how horrifying it was to even attempt what we did. But I have moved forward on this subject, now haven’t I?

 Anyway, to make a very long and disturbing story a bit shorter, we were sitting around watching some movies at my place when I decided I would ask her if she had done anal before. I was very interested in my first time anal experience and was kind of hoping that she had done it before so she could explain to me what to do to make it feel the best it could feel. She was very interested in what I was asking and got overly excited when I started to mention anal with her. I thought this was a very good reaction so I kept going with it.

 Now, I won’t go into great detail here but her idea for my first time anal wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. In fact, if I had known what her idea was before it happened we probably wouldn’t have discussed it any further. Needless to say, my first time will be my last and there is no way in hell I will EVER trust another girl behind me with anything that even resembles a strap on or dildo of any kind and that does include fruit and veggies too!

Rationalize all you want. You KNOW the mental verdict that your friends, family, coworker, boss, roommate, crush, or who the fuck ever would reach in a matter of seconds if they were to find out you enjoy cartoon porn pictures of little girls with realistically-rendered bodies. Just imagine saying to them, out loud, the arguments you're making in this thread in your defense, hearing your voice quail and finally go out under their stern gaze and the slight, disgusted quivering of their lip, and knowing that no matter what you say 99.999% of people would reach the same conclusion from what you're into.

The Sussman sat on his wizard throne, still donning his standard wizard hat and

 robe, which was still dripping from the shower in which he put them on. As he

 stroked his neckbeard he pondered the things which the Satori ponder. Beneath

 his feet lay the broken fragments of the python, the foul demon summoned by the

 Sussman's nemesis and anticudder Abelson, then slain by the worthy and brave

 Haskell nomads.

 The nomads were not there on this dark day, however. There had been a rumors of

 Guido in the forests of the north, who was suspected to be developing a new,

 even more woesome and fail snake to do battle with the almighty Satori. They had

 pursued the Guido over 9000 times in the past, only to turn up nothing in each

 adventure. That fucking Guido was sneaky like a fucking snake.

 The Sussman stoked his wizard beard as he hummed the tune to SICP... today would

 be a well-balanced parenthesis.

Read my writings and be stunned by how insightful it is. Bask in wonder at how my words improve your life and make you a better person. Prostrate yourself in awe of how socially keen and cutting-edge I am. I am extremely intelligent and witty; I want those sharp enough to seek me out to know it as reward for finding me.

I've always considered myself totally heterosexual, and never even considered a sexual experience with another guy. That was until I began surfing the net. I began to find sites like this and others which had stories and pictures posted of men enjoying other men sexually. I began to think about it more and more, and for the first time in my life fantasized about other men while masturbating. Since watching women masturbate was always my biggest turn-on, it only seemed natural that the thought of men masturbating might also excite me... I was right.

 After almost a year of exploring on the Web and in MforM chatrooms, I knew that I somehow had to experience something in real life. But I certainly didn't want to do it with a stranger.

 The person I looked to was my best friend Darl. I would soon discover that Darl fit the description of the type of guy that excited me from my on-line experiences. He was thin, with nice muscle tone, but not considered built, he had dark hair a nice tan and had a completely smooth chest and stomach and hardly any hair on his legs. Even though we had been friends since high school (now in our early 20's) I had never seen him totally nude. I was becoming increasingly curious.

 Even though we're very close, I found it very difficult to bring up the subject. I did it as subtlety as possible; one day while surfing the net together I "accidently" stumbled upon the M/M stories posted on your page. I purposely went to the hottest ones and pretended to read them for the first time with him.

 I kind of said very casually after reading them that I couldn't believe that they were actually a "bit" of a turn-on.(In reality I was ready to explode just discussing it with him). I asked him if he ever thought about sex with a guy, and after some initial denying it, he did confess to dreaming about it once in a while. I told him I thought it might be interesting under the right circumstances.

 Well, the right circumstances came about a month later. We were at his house, it was a very hot day and we were swimming in his pool. I had just finished some laps and I crawled up into the floating pool lounge to catch some sun while Darl continued to swim. As I laid in the very hot sun, I began to watch Darl in the pool. I couldn't believe how much I was getting turned on watching his very smooth body slice through the blue water. It actually scared me a little, because I really didn't want to be bisexual; I love girls.

 I couldn't resist the urge though; as he swam by me I extended my leg out, pushing it into his back, pretending to hold him under. I was just dying to feel his skin under my own, even if it was my foot. He swam out from under me and fought back, overturning my lounge bringing me into the water with him. We started underwater wrestling, and I purposely fought hard just to hold on to him. The smell of the chlorine on top of his skin was intoxicating. I was going crazy.

 I knew I had to stop or I was going to embarrass myself. I broke free and got out of the pool, grabbing my towel quickly to cover the growing bulge in my bathing suit. I laid down on the lounge for a bit, but I couldn't get my erection to subside.

 "Does being out in the sun too long make you horny sometimes?" I asked him.

 He laughed, "yeah, of course it does. Hot sun always does ".

 I got up from the chair and started toward the house, telling him I needed to get out of the heat. I went upstairs to his room, fortunately his parents were both working. In his room he had a VCR and I knew some x-rated movies. I put one in the machine and began watching it, my cock was so hard I was going crazy. The scene was a girl/girl encounter, but all I could think of was feeling his body in the pool.

 "What are you doing?" he asked from the doorway

 "I'm really horny, I told you."

 "I can see that," he said looking down toward my crotch. "Just go take care of yourself in the bathroom." he said.

 "But then I won't be able to see the film," I said, while pushing on my cock through my swim trunks. I could see his eyes were fixed on my hand pushing on my cock. I don't think he knew what to make of it, but I could see that his own bathing suit was rising a bit in the front. This scared me to death, but also excited me so much that I was encouraged to continue.

 I slid my hand up my left leg to rub inside my suit, I pretended be interested in the film again, but I couldn't help but turn back and stare at his ever growing bulge. Finally there was no hiding it for him either. I kind of smirked and gestured for him to sit down and watch the film with me.

 He did just that, sitting next to me on the floor about six feet away. We were now both rubbing our cocks under our suits and watching these two girls 69 each other on the tv.

 The more we got into it though, I noticed that Darl kept looking toward me more than he was watching the screen. This was fine by me; It was all I could do not to stare right at his bulge. I could feel my heart racing and my breathing quicken.

 I new somebody had to take the first step, I slid off my trunks, exposing to him my very hard 7 1/2 inch cock. He was totally fixed on me from that ppoint on, and a little shocked that I'd done it.

 "Come on," I said, "You mine as well be comfortable,"

 Without further suggestion he pulled off his bathing suit, and I got my first look at another guy's erect penis. He was hard, and actually his dick looked similar to mine, I discovered we both keep our pubic hair cut very close and our balls shaved.

 I leaned back against his bed and faced him, inspiring him to also turn and lean against the wall to face my way. we were now totally ignoring the movie and concentrating on each other's hands working of our hard cocks.

 Our eyes drifted back and forth between each others crotches and the expression of pure desire on the other's face. What turns me on so much about watching people get themselves off is that look in their eyes, when they reach the point of no return; where they must cum at any cost. Darl and I both had that look in our eyes.

 Darl brought his hand up to his mouth and licked his palm to wet it and returned it to his cock. I followed his lead. The chlorine had made my cock a bit dry and my saliva made stroking easier.

 When a drop of pre-cum appeared on my head, I brushed it with my fingertip and brought it to my waiting tongue. Darl watched with delight, "I thought I was the only one who did that," he moaned.

 I was getting close and so was he, we were both laying back now, hips rocking in rhythmic motion.

 "Fuck, I never thought this could be so hot," he moaned, almost screamed.

 I couldn't resist, "Cum with me Darl". I screamed.

 I jumped up and moved closer to him; I didn't consider the consequences, I didn't care, I just had to feel him. I moved next to him so our legs were touching, then in a more daring move I rubbed my cock against his leg. "Cum on me Darl," I screamed.

 He too was beyond control and he moved forward and knelt in front of me. Our legs were together and our cocks even brushed together. I wanted so bad to kiss him at that moment, but I couldn't, I also wanted to suck on his nipple but I held back. Feeling his cock against mine would suffice. I looked directly into his eyes as my cock exploded, sending blast after blast of semen against his stomach. He burst too flooding my own chest and stomach. We collapsed into back and stare

Do you also give them a personality based on their bullet patterns?

For example, the aforementioned mist fairy is the fifth from the left on the first wave of MoF Stage 4's infamous pellet storm and I think her to be a gentle, fair-minded girl who tries to hold back the mischief of the other fairies, because everything else in that stage is raining down on you with no mercy while she leaves a small gap to squeeze through on her wave. It's almost as if she takes pity to the player and allows passage because it would be unfair if there were no openings, and since she is the last one in her wave, it looks like she's flying after the other fairies in a hurry and telling them to not overdo it. Though, sometimes her own mischievous nature takes over and she places her bullets too close to the screen edge, causing a clipdeath when one tries to rush past.

Even though she has ruined many a run, she's precious to me. I can just imagine her popping up behind the waterfall with her permanently wet dress clipping to her body and trying to balance covering herself, shooting her danmaku and keeping the other fairies in check.

If Objectivism seems familiar, it is because most people know it under another name: adolescence. Many of us experienced a few unfortunate years of invincible self-involvement, testing moral boundaries and prone to stormy egotism and hero worship. Usually, one grows out of it. Libertarians and Objectivists are moved by the mania of a single idea — a freedom indistinguishable from selfishness.

Everything is discussed openly in Germany, and every German claims the right to have an opinion on any and all questions. One is Catholic, the other Protestant, one an employee, the other an employer, a capitalist, a socialist, a democrat, an aristocrat. There is nothing dishonorable about choosing one side or the other of a question. Discussions happen in public, and where matters are unclear or confused one settles it by argument and counter argument. But there is one problem that is not discussed publicly, one that it is delicate even to mention: the Jewish question. It is taboo in our republic.

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

One cannot defend himself against the Jew. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.

Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him, and the attacker becomes the liar, the troublemaker, the terrorist. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the Jew wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the Jew really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the Jew. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of his nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions:

    1. One cannot fight the Jew by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the German system, or he will forever corrupt it.

    2. One cannot discuss the Jewish question with the Jews. One can hardly prove to a person that one has the duty to render him harmless.
    3. One cannot allow the Jew the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to trap his enemy.
    4. The Jew has nothing to say about German questions. He is a foreigner, an alien, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses.
    5. The so-called religious morality of the Jews is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the state.
    6. The Jew is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His system cannot be defeated economically — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through political means.
    7. A Jew cannot insult a German. Jewish slanders are but badges of honor for a German opponent of the Jews.
    8. The more a German person or a German movement opposes the Jew, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the Jews, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the Jews, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
    9. The Jew evaluates German questions from the Jewish standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.
    10. One must either affirm or reject anti-Semitism. He who defends the Jews harms his own people. One can only be a Jewish lackey or a Jewish opponent. Opposing the Jews is a matter of personal hygiene.

These principles give the anti-Jewish movement a chance of success. Only such a movement will be taken seriously by the Jews, only such a movement will be feared by them.

The fact that he shouts and complains about such a movement therefore is only a sign that it is right. We are therefore delighted that we are constantly attacked in the Jewish gazettes. They may shout about terror. We answer with Mussolini’s familiar words: “Terror? Never! It is social hygiene. We take these individuals out of circulation just as a doctor does to a bacterium.

i have been hacking seince i was 7 (im 13 now) my parents supported it, and it has helped many people, i have helped add security to sites by testing security, and there is a whole group of hackers im a part of at hackthissite.org hackers arnt bad, those are "crakers" who are mindless morons, you sir are the idiot, you trust the media, you didnt research you are the bad one. i have hacked many things but, for good. are you saying a site about killing people becuse of there race and supports it should stay up?? is that better than hacking?? i have hacked a site like that and shut it down. think im bad? F*ck you!! i have broken some laws but, for good reasons, the government makes you think hacking is bad because the govrnment fears us, but us hackers dont fear them, so the government uses people whot think there hackers and shows them on tv then, people think thats what a hacker is. hacker acually means "one who is experienced in computers and problem solving" i think i have done good, and that i dont hack like black hats who are morons (pretty much "crackers") i hope i will change your opinion.

Perl is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Perl is a good person, and you see that Perl has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Perl and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.

My 'problem' is following: Love Japan for like 5 years already (also, nope, not just because of Animes). Well, recently I just got in FB contact with a japanese girl (and it was not even intended to make contact, it was by accident) and I'm really stunned by her charming type. She likes the same football team as I do and all that stuff, now there is one fucking problem; She can't speak english for fuck. Seriously, I'm from Germany and my education is not the best, but my english is pretty good, so I'd guess you have to blame japanese schools. She doesn't understand a word I am saying I think, just easy words are understandable for her. Thats why she doesn't reply that often (Still assuming, she probably just doesn't like me). She doesn't even get that I'm actually interested in her, which is very sad. Anyway, I want to learn japanese in the fastest way possible, I've got all the books to learn and the audio for it already from my bro (he brings it in a few days at least). I just want to have a conversation with her so that she actually understands what I am saying, if that means I have to wait 1 or 2 years til I can speak (or write) it a little bit I'm okay. I'm really motivated and as school is fucking easy for me atm (11. grade, probably next 2 years just normal school) I have loads of time.
Question - how long does it take (and how much time did you need) to do that kind of stuff?

Ah yeah, surely there will be some guys who tell me I'm not going to do it because I'm just learning it because of her: Nah. I always wanted to learn it, though nothing got me starting. Now I really feel like I want it, its a passion. And nope, I don't think I have any chances at that girl, but learning a language is in no case bad.

Also, I would be thankful for every tip about learning japanese, especially how to start.

LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW:
JAPANESE SCHOOL LIFE IS HORRIBLE.

JAPANESE APARTMENTS ARE HORRIBLE AND OVERPRICED.

JOBS IN JAPAN ARE ABSOLUTELY INHUMANE AND YOU, AS A FOREIGNER, WILL NEVER GET GOOD JOBS, YOU'LL FOREVER BE UNDERPAID FOR THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WORK YOU'LL HAVE TO DO TO SUSTAIN YOURSELF.

EVERYONE IN JAPAN IS COLD AS FUCK AND WILL DISLIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FOREIGNER, EVEN IF YOU WERE JAPANESE, EVERYONE WOULD ALWAYS EXPECT THE ABSOLUTE BEST OUT OF YOU NO MATTER WHAT, AND -STILL- MOST LIKELY IGNORE YOU.

STOP.

FUCKING.

WATCHING.

ANIME.

ANIME IS WHAT JAPANESE PEOPLE USE TO DREAM ABOUT A BETTER LIFE, DO YOU TAKE DISNEYLAND AS OUR NORMAL TOWN IN THE WEST?

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, IT'S A CORPORATE DREAM CREATED TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM RELAX.

THAT'S WHAT 90% OF ANIME USUALLY FUCKING IS.

STOP.

JUST FUCKING STOP.

OH AND ONE LAST THING, SEX IN JAPAN IS NONEXISTENT.
EVERYONE IS SEXUALLY REPRESSED AS FUCKING HELL, 90% OF THE JAPANESE FEMALE POPULATION ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MONEY AND HOW MUCH THEY CAN LEECH OFF YOU, THERE IS -NO- GOOD SEX AND -NO- ROMANCE WHATSOEVER, ALL THE SEX TOYS, FETISH VIDEOS AND HENTAI ANIME AND DOUJINS EXIST IN JAPAN BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING SEXUALLY REPRESSED IN THEIR HORRIBLE EMOTIONLESS EVERYDAY LIFE THEY NEED OUTLETS BECAUSE THEY DON'T -FUCK- ENOUGH, NOT EVEN REMOTELY.

I write world-changing applications in languages you have probably not yet heard of. My code is poetry, meanwhile yours is oh-noetry.

This can be solved two ways:

1 - Considering the waifu as an imaginary entity, you may multiply her by her conjugate to make her real. For instance suppose that she is equal to (looks + personality * i), where she to be "realized" in this way, she would become (looks^2+personality^2), at which point the square root should be taken to normalize the her. This will result in some distortion in the appearance.

2 - Consider her as a 2D being that is real. The integral should be taken of her. If she can be modeled as f(x) = looks(dim^2)+personality(dim^1)+story, then she will become looks(dim^3)+personality(dim^2)+story(dim^1)+C. Special care must be given however, because a waifu with a 2D personality will become unstable if raised a dimension. The result may result in yandere and NTR traits.

can only assume three things about you.
- You're doing this because you're socially retarded and believe this is how you communicate with people/help people and mean no harm

- you do this on purpose because you're a passive aggressive fuck and every time you get frustrated with your own problems, whatever they may be you come here and go all eloquent on me just to rile me up and watch me rage to feel better about yourself or feel smart and important like.

- You do this because you're some kind of an obsessive fuck who is bothered by how some guy halfway across the world lives and what bothers you even more is that this guy, disabled, fat, stupid and all that is generally happy with his life without being super ambitious about it all.

If it's the 1st one, you're wasting your time, if it's the other two, get more therapy, you fucking need it

Basically my question to you is based on everything you've seen concerning
the character of Bardock and Goku, what would happen if Goku had an actual
meeting with his father? What words would they exchange? What would cause
such a meeting, etc? It can be any continuity you choose. Now that you know
what to write about, be creative and come up with what in your view would
happen if father and son were to meet.

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, nanodesu~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>116
Don't you just want to run along the beach with her, hand in hand?

Don't you also want to gently press her down in the warm sand and run your hands all over her small body?

hahahah shit face, yes i'm so jealous of you!!! i wish i was some ugly ass
kid who lived his entire flaccid existence for the joy getting hits on some
internet forum. it must be better than getting hits to the face that your
alcoholic step father gives you, right? you fucking piece of miserable shit.
i feel sorry for your shit parents.

1. Did you know that non-Jewish Israelis cannot buy or lease land in Israel? A Jew from any country in the world is guaranteed citizenship in Israel, while the Palestinians who have been there for centuries are oppressed and persecuted.

2. Did you know that instead of sewing an insignia on clothing to distinguish race (like the Germans did to the Jews before WW2), Palestinian license plates in Israel are color coded to distinguish Jews from non-Jews?

3. Did you know that East Jerusalem, the West Bank, Gaza, and the Golan Heights are all considered by the entire world community, including the United States and the United Nations, to be occupied territory and NOT part of the State of Israel?

4. Did you know that Israel allots 85% of the water resources for Jews, and the remaining 15% is divided among all Palestinians in the territories? For example in Hebron, 85% of the water is set aside for about 400 Jewish settlers, while the remaining 15% is distributed among Hebron's 120, 000 Palestinians?

5. Did you know that the United States awards Israel $5 billion in aid each year from American tax dollars?

6. Did you know that US aid to Israel ($1.8 billion annually in military aid alone) exceeds the aid the US grants to the entire African continent? This aid is used both to buy American weaponry and to buy arms made in Israel.
[ - ]     Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)23:03:00 No.352146358 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]
7. Did you know that Israel is awaiting an additional $4 billion worth of American military hardware, including new F-16s and Apache and Blackhawk helicopters. As Israel's main ally and supporter internationally, the United States is committed to maintaining the Jewish state's "qualitative edge" in weapons over its neighbours.

8. Did you know that the U.S. administration has notified Congress on numerous occasions that Israel has violated the rules on how US-supplied weapons are used? (In 1978, 1979 and 1982 during fighting in Lebanon, and once after Israel's bombing of an Iraqi nuclear reactor in 1981.)

9. Did you know that Israel is the only country in the Middle East that refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections from its sites?

10. Did you know that high-ranking military officers in the Israeli Defence Forces have admitted publicly that unarmed prisoners of war have been summarily executed by the Israeli forces?

11. Did you know that Israel blew up an American diplomatic facility in Egypt and attacked a US warship in international waters (the USS Liberty), killing 33 and wounding 177 American sailors and the US did nothing about it? (Imagine if an Islamic country like Iraq did this!)

12. Did you know that Israel stands in defiance of 69 United Nations Security Council Resolutions?

[ - ]     Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)23:03:58 No.352146570 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]
13. Did you know that Israel is explicitly dedicated to the policy of maintaining a distinct Jewish character?

14. Did you know that Israel's current Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, was found by an Israeli court to be "personally and directly responsible" for the Sabra and Shatilla massacre in Lebanon where more than a thousand innocent Palestinian men, women, and children were axed to death or lined up and shot in cold blood?

15. Did you know that on May 20, 1990, a group of unarmed Palestinian labourers were lined up and murdered by an Israeli solider as they sat waiting for transportation back to Gaza? The terrified labourers who gathered in an area of southern Israel known as Rishon Lezion (known to Palestinians by its Arabic name Oyon Qara) handed their ID cards to the Israeli soldier. The soldiers ordered the distressed labourers to kneel down and face the ground and unexpectedly showered them with a barrage of bullets, killing seven and wounding many others. Needless to say, the soldier was not charged with any crime.

16. Did you know that until as recently as 1988, Israelis were permitted to run "Jews Only" job ads?

17. Did you know that the Israeli Foreign Ministry pays six US public relations firms to promote a "positive image" of Israel to the American public?

18. Did you know that Sharon's coalition government includes a party--Molodet--which advocates ethnic cleansing by openly calling for the forced expulsion of all Palestinians from the occupied territories?

[ - ]     Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)23:04:30 No.352146678 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]
19. Did you know that recently-declassified documents indicate that David Ben-Gurion approved of the forced expulsion of Arabs from all Palestinian territory in 1948?

20. Did you know that the former chief rabbi of Israel, Rabbi Ovadia Yossef, who is also a founder and spiritual leader of the religious Shas party (Israel's third largest political party) openly advocates a 'Final Solution' to annihilate the Palestinians? Speaking at the widely broadcast sermon marking the last Passover, he declared of the Palestinians: "The Lord shall return their deeds on their own heads, waste their seed and exterminate them, devastate them and vanish them from this world. It is forbidden to be merciful to them. You must send missiles to them and annihilate them. They are evil and damnable."

21. Did you know that Palestinian refugees make up the largest portion of the refugee population in the world?

22. Did you know that Palestinian Christians are considered the "living stones" of Christianity because they are the direct descendants of the disciples of Jesus Christ? And the Palestinian Christians stand united with their Muslim brethren in the struggle against the Israeli occupation.

23. Did you know that despite a ban on torture by Israel's High Court of Justice, torture has continued unabated by Shin Bet interrogators on Palestinian prisoners?

24. Did you know that despite every Israeli attempt to disrupt Palestinian education, Palestinians have the highest ratio of PhDs per capita in the world?

[ - ]     Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)23:05:03 No.352146800 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]
25. Did you know that the right of self-determination is guaranteed to every human being under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights [December, 1948], yet Palestinians were/are expected to negotiate for this right under the Oslo Accords?

26. Did you know that despite what is widely perpetuated and written in the history books that the Arabs attacked Israel in the 1967 war, it was Israel who attacked the Arab countries first, capturing Jerusalem and the West Bank, and called the attack a pre-emptive strike?

27. Did you know that, as an occupying power, Israel has a particular responsibility under the Geneva Conventions to protect Palestinian civilians?

28. Did you know that, despite Ariel Sharon's public call for a unilateral ceasefire, Israeli soldiers have not stopped shooting, killing or bulldozing Palestinian homes? The most recent example of this is the murder of three innocent women who were shot by an Israeli tank as they sat in their tent!

29. Did you know that the Zionists have been trying to destroy Masjid al-Aqsa and the Dome of the Rock for the last 50 years by digging underground tunnels beneath the sites to weaken its foundation causing it to collapse?

30. Nelson Mandela called the Israeli government an apartheid regime, just like South Africa used to be.

u college jealous? gdi bitter because money mine? more strong, squat big?

jealous of my bitter babby beta? gdi scum frat castle jeans?

HEY GDI FAGGOTS WHY CRY? MAD THAT PUSSY NO GET? BITTER AT BUSINESS? CONNECTIONS? QUESTION ME, ANGRY?

just because i get party pussy means you mad alcohol!? beer bbq jealous at me?

u frat greek? money? get mad at money? i make more stuff better so i better than you mad!

make business connection make 4034K year/month? yeah frat jalous

legit no homo, business connections = party legit