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YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER'' OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS/prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO/prog/ EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION
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Anonymous2013-08-04 20:49
Do not smoke the herbal Jew.
Do not talk about the herbal Jew.
Do not associate with those who support the the herbal Jew.
Write your nation's legislature and express support for the use of capital punishment on illegal drug traffickers.
If you know someone who smokes marijuana, call the police on them.
If you see someone wearing a pot-culture emblem, refuse to help them.
Together, we can smite the kikes and stoners.
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Anonymous2013-08-05 1:49
Programming is boring and demeaning, everyone wants to go drinking
after work, weed cost to much, sex is gross, computer takes forever to
compile, suicide nets outside windows, music isn't interesting, have
to ride the bus like a poor person, teleconferencing with foreigners,
no good restaurants close enough to have lunch at, performance
evaluations based on lines of code, stuck on /prog/ at three in the
morning, vending machine won't accept bills, mixed agile with
waterfall, impromptu speech at meeting, unpaid overtime, SVN
repository corrupt, change orders, stupid security measures, MSDN
subscriptions, comment quotas, refactoring code from 2003, office
politics, going to a family function at parent's house, wasted sick
days just to sleep in, dress codes, tax office doesn't accept Visa
debit, rent just got raised, people drinking energy drinks, paperwork,
internet filter, people take five thousand items to the express lane,
having to show ID to buy liquor, office slut gossip, uncomfortable
chair, consultants, slogan posters everywhere, janitor didn't empty
the trashcan, light is too bright, two week waiting period to buy a
gun, cat left a dead bird in the bed, pen is out of ink, makefiles,
asshole stole your bagged lunch, holiday parties, pair programming
with a faggot, having to share a secretary, scripting languages,
endless manuals and tech documents, beard is itchy, had a bad dream,
water has something floating in it, endless talk about pitiful poor
people, lighter is out of fluid, shift key going out, someone brought
a store-brand soda, coin counter counted a dime as a penny, mouse
laser shines in your eye, television infomercials, old people who
refuse to retire or die, Taco Bell makes you shit blood, got a
speeding ticket in the mail, batteries went dead, candle burned out,
drug dealer won't call back, someone broke the build, everything is
virtualized, high blood pressure, torrent has zero seeds, left
something across the room before you sat down, waitress won't refill
your fucking drink, printer out of toner, got a cavity, spilled the
ashtray, out of sleeping pills, air conditioner is shitty, women
trying to force conversation and not accepting `fuck off' for an
answer, complete multivitamin isn't all that complete, considered bad
form to drink mouthwash, Windows 8, cubicles, being called `Mister',
got a headache, holes in clothes, circular dependencies, autocomplete,
reimaging, fork is slightly bent, someone pealed the stickers off the
Rubik's Cube, temp workers, gum under the table, dogs barking, knife
isn't sharp enough, public intoxication laws, things take too long to
ship from Japan, Red Hat Linux, tech support contractors, ate the ice
cream too fast, got into a political argument with an idiot, exposed
nail under desk, scratched the front of your Rolex watch, not enough
cabinet space, florescent lighting hurts your eyes, password
complexity requirements with no basis in reality, flowers in window
all died, 401k is poorly managed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in
hand, etc....
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Anonymous2013-08-05 19:14
There's something I've always tried to say but nobody would listen to me.
I'm in love with Nikita. I'd wish I could cuddle with him and kiss him while he calls me a dirty kike. Then I'd ask him if he wants to see the proof of the covenant I made with G-d, and he would say "Shalom, hymie!". I'd take off his clothes with my mouth, and once we're both left only with our underwear, I'd recite the Shema while pulling down his pink panties. After we're left bare-naked, I'd start sucking his dick, while my cut and pert penis throbs to the thrill of sucking off an Antisemite. Once he cums, I'd give him a rimjob so as to prepare him for the reverse Shoah. Losing my control, I forcefully insert my wet manrod into his Gentile cum-lubricated anus. Thrusting harder and harder, he'd quickly fall to the temptation of Jewish cock, and start begging for more. Now Nikita has been successfully converted to the religion of the Chosen ones, and we will have daily Torah study sessions.
Ruby has a life outside the internet, while Python can't go six hours without playing Call of Duty and geting called a faggot by preteen boys on XBox Live.
Ruby teaches gym class and lets you smoke under the bleachers, while Java teaches third-grade english and makes you read aloud in class.
Ruby has the ability to empathize with others, while Clojure has over two terabytes of child porn.
Ruby is healthy and stong, while Perl has AIDS and needs life support machines to keep him breathing.
Ruby sometimes enjoys weed, while Common Lisp sucked off a nigger for a single crack rock.
Ruby loves animal and treasures the companionship, while Haskell ran over your dog and made you clean up the mess.
Ruby has a vast collection of anime stored on his hard drive, while Smalltalk streams anime and buys the DVDs.
Ruby is financially secure and has invested his money wisely, while C++ is always trying to borrow money to buy real estate on the moon.
Ruby respects people's personal space, while Fortran gets six inches from your face and spits when he talks.
Ruby can agree to disagree, while Scheme wants to behead those who insult Islam.
Ruby never hits on your girlfriend, while BASIC molests your children.
Ruby has a good job and good mental health, while Symta lives with his mother and spends 18 hours a day shitposting on obscure forums in a foreign language.
Ruby is clean and neat, while Lua leaves his trash in your car whenever you take him somewhere.
Ruby was voted `Most Likely To Succeed' in high school, while Scala took a gun to school and shot the place up.
Ruby cares about a friend's safety, while PHP secretly laced your weed with PCP then called the cops on you.
Ruby knows that Jews are evil, while C# is a jew himself.
Ruby served nine tours of duty in six different wars, while F# dodge the draft and moved to Canada.
Ruby plays the Touhou as Marisa when she's available, while Go won't play at all if he can't play as Reimu.
Ruby is learning Japanese to translate visual novels for others, while Javascript is learning Japanese so he can read hentai by himself.
Ruby accepts the fact that programming is demeaning, while OCaml also agrees that programming is demeaning.
Ruby takes care to not break your stuff, while Pascal clumsily dropped super glue on your carpet.
Ruby gets laid with a new girl every night, while C cries while masturbating herself to sleep.
Ruby offers you the last piece of food, while Ada orders a bunch of appetizers then eats most of them but still wants to divide the check evenly.
Ruby recognizes that magic may exist and understands it's appeal, while Scheme emotionally argued for Small Bomb Theory for hours on end.
Ruby is the model Aryan to carry on the Human Race, while Game Maker Language has 24 chromosomes.
Ruby is a well mannered drinker, while Assembly thought it would be funny to take a shit in the sink.
Ruby values functionality over form, while Forth is an art major who loudly complains about `conformist' with his hipster friends in Starbucks.
Ruby can function in almost any environment, while Verilog thinks the Sun is going to eat him and refuses to go outside.
Ruby knows when and how to tell a good story, while Tcl talks about 4chan and lolies at parties that he got a pity invite to.
In 1891 in Springfield, Masschusetts, Dr. James Naismith nailed a peach basket ten feet from the ground, creating the sport of basketball.
Shortly after, in a move considered vastly out of character, the Canadian-born Naismith did not remain in the United States. He did not help promote and refine his sport through YMCA organisations throughout the country.
Instead, he self-diagnosed himself with yellow fever and travelled to Japan for health reasons. He brought with him his peach basket, creating the sport of basuketoboru.
In the United States, basketball gradually became widespread through drawcard players like Wilt Chamberlain, whose debut is now considered to have ushered in the Golden Age of basketball. Despite this, it was still considered less a sport than a game, played for entertainment at social gatherings rather than competitively. It was primarily played by children and teenagers, who moved onto more respected sports when they became of mature age. The stigma of basketball being a diversion for children rather than a sport of actual athletic merit continues even today.
In Japan, basuketoboru developed along similar lines until the postwar era, when a ban was lifted on non-state approved sports. After borrowing techniques from other sports and from basketball, basuketoboru exploded in popularity. Its following became larger and more diverse than basketball, spawning correspondingly diverse playing styles and techniques, such as the full court decompress. Although still primarily played by children and teens, it garnered some respect as a legitimate sport, as signified by its inclusion into the Olympics.
The Olympics standardised the rules between basketball and basuketoboru, but there were still major variations in the way it was played in either country. The uniforms worn in the U.S. were flamboyantly coloured spandex, whilst the Japanese basuketoboru uniforms were typically monochromatic, using high contrast to distinguish home and away. In basketball, the timer for each quarter would count down from 12 minutes, whilst basuketoboru's timer counted up to 12 minutes. Fans of one were unaccustomed to the other, calling it 'backwards'.
As time went on, it was in the United States that the first cracks begun to appear in the status quo. There were many of course, loyal to basketball since childhood. But from there the sport fractured into many subgroups.
Some grew weary of trying to change people's perceptions of basketball as a children's game. They split off from other leagues and formed their own. They also announced that although they were still playing basketball, their sport was no longer called basketball. It would now be called basket-based athletics.
Still other Americans agreed with the perception, and shunned basketball entirely. They begun to follow basuketoboru exclusively, and it fast gained its own niche. As some understood it, basuketoboru was not merely basketball but the way the Japanese played it. In short order, American basketoboru fans grew up wanting to be players. And riding the wave of popularity, the same local companies who broadcast basuketoboru from Japan to American fans sponsored the creation of a professional domestic league.
The debut was disappointing and universally panned. The standard of play was amateurish, perhaps college-level at the most for some teams. But nowhere near professional, and nowhere near Japan. Worse still, it exposed another fracture and yet another subgroup. The purists. As they understood it, basuketoboru was not merely basketball, and not merely the way the Japanese played it, it was basketball as played by Japanese people. They saw the domestic league as a cheap imitation, missing the point of basuketoboru entirely. It was just basketball in black and white uniforms with the clocks counting up.
American basuketoboru was an oxymoron, an impossibility. They called it 'wasuketoboru'. The term took off.
For years the league struggled. Their matches were poorly attended and those that were there were mostly aspiring players themselves. The purists had no such aspirations, and vindicated, waited with glee for it to die.
Michael James Jordan entered the domestic league as the third pick in the first round, and his impact was felt immediately. He had grown up around basuketoboru and played it all his life. For him it was as natural as breathing. His debut year saw him bag the Rookie of the Year award and a spot on the All-Star team, and people began to take notice.
The purists admitted yes, he was good, but what he was playing was not basuketoboru. No matter how good he was, it was still just basketball. Fans of the league hated people calling their sport 'basketball'.
In his fourth season Jordan became league MVP, All-Star MVP, won the defensive player of the year award and his second consecutive Slam Dunk contest.
Look, said the purists, he's clearly very good, but he can only recreate basuketoboru. Anything new he brings to the game will at best be considered basuketoboru-style.
Jordan asked to be traded to the JBL when his contract came up for renegotiation, where he was signed by a marquee team in Japan. He was immediately moved to the position of center, and led them to a championship trophy, where he clinched the finals MVP.
It was proof, said his American fans. They weren't pigeonholed into the childish trifle that was basketball by virtue of birth – Americans could play basuketoboru.
Soon Jordan's team began to rely on him to the point of predictability. To combat this, the assistant coach and Jordan developed a triangle offense strategy. It worked, and became the cornerstone offensive strategy for many teams, a tactical mainstay of the Japanese game.
ESPN named Jordan the greatest basketball player of the decade. NHK Sports named Jordan the greatest basuketoboru player of the decade.
Jordan was asked to weigh in on the debate.
Did he consider himself a basketball player, or a basuketoboru player? Or perhaps a basket-based athelete?
Could Americans play basuketoboru?
Could Japanese play basketball?
How did he define them? What if your team was Japanese, but you played in an American league, but you didn't wear spandex, and the clock counted -
He replied that he had not given it much thought and did not realise they were two different sports. The answer pleased no-one and was derided on the internet as simplistic and ignorant.
Jordan retired on a career high and was widely recognised as one of the greatest players ever.
consider this: a pack of e/g/in /g/ros trampling your board spouting their memes and dog-earing your SICP. Then the master /g/ro proceed to rape you with his muh le stick and you are forced to buy a mechanical keyboard