HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER'' OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS/prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO/prog/ EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION
>>360
I don't think there ever was that much /prog/ kopipe to begin with.
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Anonymous2013-03-20 16:22
Consider this: A pack of wild Tanks.
Savage, slavering Tanks nearing your survivor saferoom. Trampling your survivor defenses. Pounding your survivor daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're infected. The Tank leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his hello pounds.
The primal Tanks finally dominate your saferoom. They do barbaric victory dances and force you into a corner.
Such is the downfall of the Survivors.
>>172
This has potential, but needs refinement to be bulletproof against rebuttal.
For instance, more men work in dangerous jobs ... but they are hired by other men.
Consider this: A clowder of wild tablecats.
Savage, sitting tablecats nearing your /b/ home. Posting on your /b/ threads. Bumping your /b/ posts.
And you can't do shit since they're VIP QUALITY. The tablecat leader grabs your table and sits on it with his butt.
The VIP QUALITY tablecats finally dominate your board. They make VIP QUALITY posts and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of /b/tards.
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Consider this: A pack of wild COMPUTER NGERS.
Savage, slavering COMPUTER NGERS nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. REUIREQ YOUR GOODER PASSWRD.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The COMPUTER NGER leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his EIGEN VECTOR.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your pasWRD. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to PROPOSE TO YOU AN COMPUTER NGER.
Such is the downfall of the NIG SIRS.
~
Consider this: A pack of sophisticated Politicians.
Charismatic, manipulative Politicians nearing your private residence. Trampling your civil rights. Misleading your innocent daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're charismatic. The Politician leader grabs your constitution and fucks it with his fountain pen.
The primal Politicians finally dominate your country. They make talk-shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Free Man.
You: I put on my violet wizard robe and silly hat.
You: I am a sorcerer of the Lambda-Calculus and I possess spells of imperative magic.
You: You are a lvl2 Monadic Knight.
You: We are in an underground corridor.
You: Facing us is a level 4 UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: What do?
Stranger: use smite?
You: You use smite on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. It's not very effective.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT reacts and starts attacking you.
Stranger: hire a lawyer
You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 12 HP.
You: You hire a lawyer.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT casts GENERAL-PROTECTION-FAULT on your team.
You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 8 HP.
You: The wizard loses 6 HP. He still has 8 HP.
You: The wizard casts CLOSURE-ENTOMBING on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned!
Stranger: use Unrelenting Destructive Force
You: You use UNRELENTING-DESTRUCTIVE-FORCE on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is healed for 6 HP (overheal: 6 HP) and isn't stunned anymore!
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT attacks you.
You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 4 HP.
Stranger: drop acid
You: You launch a VIAL-OF-ACID on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. It's not very effective.
You: The wizard casts OVERFLOWING-REMOTE-THREAD on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT loses all its MP and is stunned!
Stranger: stab the wizard
You: You stab the wizard.
You: Rolling dice
You: .
You: .
You: .
You: Critical hit!
You: The wizard loses 8 HP.
You: The wizard dies.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything.
Stranger: call upon the forces of poseidon
You: You call upon the forces of Poseidon. Three level 1 turtles join your team.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything.
Stranger: combine turtles using Genetic Splicer
You: Fusing 3 TURTLES.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything.
Stranger: Swallow unconstrained side effect
You: You EAT the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: Success.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT casts BUFFER-OVERFLOW on you.
You: You now are under the effects of CANCER.
You: 3 TURTLES have fused to form a level 2 KAPPA.
Stranger: take some more lsd
You: You don't have that in your inventory!
Stranger: use chemotherapy
You: You don't have that in your inventory!
Stranger: eat kappa
You: You try to eat KAPPA.
You: KAPPA dodges your FEROCIOUS-DINNER-STRIKE.
You: KAPPA attacks you.
You: KAPPA hits your head and you lose 3 HP.
You: You still have 1 HP. You are knocked-off.
You: KAPPA starts haxing your anus.
You: KAPPA eats your SHIRIKODAMA.
You: You are dead.
You: Game over.
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Anonymous2013-03-21 19:08
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Anonymous2013-03-21 19:10
Im looking for a print function, it cant be printufu (thats japanese for printf) or any stdio function. It has to be of 2 or more parameteru (thats japanese for 2 parameters) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post documentation of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching input reading (WITH error handling). OH! and it CANNOT have any complicated syntax, or be made out of C. It has to be made of C++, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a function similar to the one im describing in sourceforge, but it was 1 parameteru, and i dont want my formatou (formatting) to touch my other things (it can get mixed up and i would not like that, plus 2 paraneters looks more kawaii)
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Im looking for an elementary particle, it cant be neutraru (thats japanese for neutral) or any exotic matter. It has to be of 2 or more spinu (thats japanese for spin 2) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post evidence of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching antiparticle (WITH electric charge). OH! and it CANNOT have any complicated flavour, or be made out of Higgs. It has to be made of leptons, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found an elementary particle similar to the one im describing in Tevatron, but it was 1 spin, and i dont want my chargu (chargu) to touch my other things (it can get mixed up and i would not like that, plus spin 2 looks more kawaii)
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Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)
You: KAPPA starts haxing your anus.
You: KAPPA eats your SHIRIKODAMA.
That was VIP quality!
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Anonymous2013-03-21 19:11
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes
Ride a horse cock to Cranberry Bock
To see a fine lady beneath a white horse
With rings on her cuntlips and balls on her back
She shall have semen all over her crack
Who indents his code and forces us too?
Python Guido
Spaces and colons are working quite well
Python Guido
If missing your brackets annoys you too much
Python Guido
Then join Bjarne's thoughts and his classes hell!
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Anonymous2013-03-21 19:18
Oh, so you want to track down members of MY chat room?
127.0.0.1
If you win, I'll drop dox on these folks.
If you lose, however, you leave /prog/ forever.
Hack me, you pussy.
Your friends are invited as well, I will be waiting.
proggit, pm me. You know who I am.
Pax manus is an ancient Roman tradition. Born when a jovial senator misspelled ``hax my anus'' on his blog-tablet, it quickly rose to popularity thanks to the many wars of the Roman Empire. After each victory, the conqueror would say "pax manus" to the governor of the conquered lands, which loosely translates to "you are now at peace manually".
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Anonymous2013-03-21 19:22
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send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD
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Anonymous2013-03-23 15:56
The reason I'm asking this question, is to see if anyone out there has had this happen to them. When I was growing up I never looked at men in a sexual way at all, but one day about 20yrs ago (41 now) while in college I was tired of jacking off the same old way, and thought of trying something new while jacking off this time. All my roommates were in class, so I had the apartment to myself, so I went into the refrigerator and got a carrot and slide it between my bunk bed frame & mattress leaving 3/4 of it hanging out over the edge of the bed. Then I got a little of lotion and got on my knee doggie style and started to jack off, at the same time sliding my asshole back slowly onto the carrot and letting it slide inside me. Well, to my complete shock & surprise the feel of the carrot up my ass and me stroking my cock was utter esctasy, and when I came, it was like Nigeria Falls of cum, it just kept shooting, and shooting gobbs of cum, then, it just dripped long, string like clear cum. I couldn't believe sex could feel so good, and I got scared. You all know why I'm sure, I didn't try doing this again for awhile because in the back of my mind, I knew if a carrot drove me crazy with estasy, my god, what would a warm fat cock, that I have no control over how hard, fast, and deep it could go into - just the thought of it made me hard and drip with pre-cum. I was so pissed with myself, because I experimented with that carrot, and now,I was looking at the prospect of actually taking it to the next step, and experiment with a man. I just wanted to see what it would be like, anyway it took me 7 long frustrating yrs after the carrot to get my first Fucking by a Man. And needless to say, that was it for me, I couldn't go back now, I had my first gay intercouse, and loved it beyond belief and it blew my mind. I had a girlfriend at the time, and shortly after that day, every time we had sex, I could only get hard if I thought about cock & balls, and I felt, I had no business fucking a woman now, because my sexual manhood had be taken by a man fucking up my ass and then cumming inside me. I surprising felt okay, with this feeling, almost proud in the fact of knowing a man has fucked me, and now my asshole has become a pussy. To make this long story short, it took another 8yrs of fight back and forth with "am I gay, Bi, or what", until last year 2000. I told myself, at the beginning of the year, that I would only have sex with men this year, and make a descion at the end of the year to see if this was just a fade and I just needed to get this out of my system. Well, Feb 5th, 2000, is the day I came to the self-realization I'm gay. Because, I met a wonderful gay man that was 54yrs old, well-hung Top with an 8 1/2" thick, cock and large balls over the internet on Yahoo. We met at a Motel 6 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm, he fucked me none-stop, 4yrs, putting me into all types of sexual positions, penetrarting deeper than I've ever been before, and just bascially taught me what its really like to be a Bottom. Up until this time, it was sex on the run, nothing long or as intense as this. Oh, he never came once, and always stayed hard, we took about a 40 min. break after the frist 4hrs. then our last session was a 3hrs pound fest, each position he put me into he fucked me as hard as he could, and hearing his large balls slap up against my sweaty ass, and the pain/pleasure he was giving me I knew, for sure without a doubt, that Today this man has for sure fucked me into becoming a gay man. I love women, but I can never have sex with them, and don't have the desire.
So, if any of you have read this far, what do you think?
I know, that if I never had experimented with that carrot in college, I would be straight now. (Possibly)?
Of course if this was a jab at men instead, everyone would be going ``YOU GO GIRL!!!''.
30 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-31 03:44
>>29
By everyone, you actually mean a herd of vociferous grammatically-challenged schoolgirls angry with the entirety of mankind, accompanied by hysterical, loquacious and morbidly obese women most commonly pictured as having sand inside their (if I may abuse the term) womanly parts, then sure, everyone would be siding with the fearless freedom fighter who dares to threaten the patriarchal superstructure and push forth gender equality by talking down to a group of helpless socially-awkward nerds.
I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.
I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;
"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!
"Umm... no," I responded weakly. Suddenly his head looked a lot darker than it was a moment ago, and an evil grin appeared across his face. The bus's doors slammed shut and The Sussman's face turned an almost negroid black. His left hand shot at me and I could see that it was not a hand, but the head of a snake which protruded from its end. I turned around and ran towards the back of the articulated bus.
"Let me show you the power of Satori," The Sussman said in a deep hiss. His snakelike arm extended from his body towards me as I continued to run for what seemed like eternity towards the longbus's rear door.
"Longbus is loooooooooooooooooooooong", I thought to myself as I continued to run, the snake's head fast approaching. The bus seemed to go on forever. After a while, I passed the driver's seat. WTF, I thought. Ahead of me was The Sussman, standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me, with his left arm pointed forward.
I looked behind me, and saw the snake head was still approaching; I had managed to outrun it for a bit, and it was racing towards me. RECURSION! I jumped into the stepwell just as the head gained a sudden burst of speed, piercing through The Sussman and sending bright glowing parentheses everywhere. I watched first his body, then his hands disintegrate in the same manner that the head had earlier. The long black arm, floating in mid-air, slowly disappeared into a cloud of these glowing parentheses, and the snake's head, which I now noticed had come through the windscreen along with me, did the same after a few moments.
I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.
I awoke to find myself still inside that mysterious bus, which was completely empty. The engine was still running, and it was still parked outside the library. "The library! Of course!" I thought to myself. As if my mind had been read, the front doors swung open and I ran from the bus toward the library, which also looked empty. I entered the building and frantically ran to where I had found the prized book earlier. The book was still there, and I grabbed it instinctively, then walked to the checkout. All but one counter was open, and there was a little Asian girl standing there; the place was deserted except for me and her. I put the book on the counter and she looked at it for a moment, then at me. "Have you read your SICP today?" she asked.
"You too?" I replied. "Have some tits and then GTFO and read your SICP!", she angrily shouted, then pulled up her shirt to show me her tits. She shoved the book into my hands and then disappeared spontaneously.
I left the library, and waited at the bus stop. The previous bus was no longer there. The girl I saw earlier walked up to me and looked at the Wizard Book I was holding, then glanced down at my crotch.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? READ IT!" she suddenly shouted. Astounded, I quickly opened the book and started to read the first chapter. I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took her mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did. I didn't even notice that I came until after she told me to stop reading. A short while later, the bus arrived.
One edit was made for your convenience and reading pleasure (she took his mouth from my cock ----> she took her mouth from my cock)
1. Inconsistent lexical scope, where assignment acts as declaration and all variables have function scope, serving as major source of PHP bugs and impeding functional programming, because in PHP anonymous functions require awfully verbose constructions, like `function($y) use ($x) {`. Compared to Scheme/Racket, which uses `let` for everything, PHP's global scope is completely separate entity and requires explicit use of `global` keyword to access variables. Moreover, referencing nonexistent variable isn't even a error, so any typo produces untraceable bug.
2. Inconsistent standard library: for example, shuffle(123) would return false, instead of logging error and halting execution, before more damage is done; same for accessing array beyond bounds, which is even worser than C/C++, where such access at least produces segmentation fault. Functions sizeof, count `print` and `echo` duplicate functionality, while `print` for some reason always returns 1. Moreover, PHP arrays are implemented as hash tables, so there is no way to get their real size or iterate by indices at all. PHP standard library basically indulges hard to tracer bugs, exploits and backdoors, because almost any PHP feature is fragile and poses security danger. Inconsistent function naming: underscores (isset vs is_null), abbreviations (call_user_func vs create_function), uncertain parameter order (in_array($needle, $haystack) vs strpos($haystack, $needle)), redundant aliases (disk_free_space vs diskfreespace, strcmp vs ==), misleading names (addslashes and stripslashes, which deal with backslashes). Finally, PHP has no package system: everything clobbers global namespace.
3. Broken and non-portable type system: PHP stores integers in a platform-dependent format, usually 64-bit or 32-bit signed integer, equivalent to the C-language long type. Even worse: big integers are represented as floating point numbers, so 9999999999999999999==10000000000000000000. Confusing automatic type coercion, where FALSE=="", FALSE==0, array()==FALSE, array()!=0, "a"+"d"==0, 1=="1", "x"==0.
4. Inconsistent garbage collection, performed only when you tell PHP to do it or passing specific junctions. In some cases memory lost until program halts, which unnoticeable with small one shot page generation scripts, but poses a major handicap for general purpose programming using PHP, when code must run for days.
5. Discrepancy between literals and variables, growing from variables being objects themselves: given $a="foo", var_dump($a instanceof stdClass) works, but var_dump("foo" instanceof stdClass) produces error; same with array literals: $a[0] works, but array(1,2,3)[0] fails. Array assignment always involves deep copying, which is confusing and bad for performance. Function may be called via variable, containing function name, leading to badly designed and insecure code, welcoming exploits, especially when function name comes from use input.
6. Fugly syntax: every PHP variable requires `$` prefix, which looks even scarier when combined with `&`, required to pass objects by reference, so be prepared for quirky perl-ugly code, like &$o[i++] and !--$i. Usual `{` and `}` braces can be interchanged with `:` and `endif;`, making syntax bigger and even less regular. The parser has 1375 conflicts and 6 unused terminals, which reflects that the parser implementor doesn't really understand LALR(1) parser generators or robust language design in general, because with that many conflicts, the chances are slime that the parser is actually doing 100% of what was intended. PHP has around 70 keywords, including echo, eval and exit, which in well designed languages implemented as functions.
7. PHP is Jewish language, developed by Israeli company with unclear agenda. It is entirely possible that PHP is just a trojan horse and real goal was to produce exploit-happy environment, which Israeli intelligence agencies could leverage to advances interests of Israel. Being originally a collection of CGI scripts designed for building a 'personal home page', PHP indulges messy, unmaintainable code, spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places.
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Anonymous2013-03-26 10:31
You are in a dark room. You are surrounded by scraps of paper, old dried-out pizza crusts and bathroom tissues, some of which are impregnated with a nondescript substance. The light of a computer terminal is the main source of illumination.
>examine computer
The screensaver disappears as a result of your examination. It reveals a level 10 TROLL. The TROLL is currently dormant.
>engage troll
You engage the TROLL in combat. The TROLL awakens.
>use argument on troll
You use ARGUMENT-ATTACK on TROLL. The TROLL feeds on your ARGUMENT-ATTACK and gains 3 HP.
The TROLL replies with a NON-SEQUITUR-ATTACK. You experience a loss of faith in humanity, and lose 4 HP. You have 3 HP left.
>use logic
Your LOGIC-ATTACK has very little effect.
>examine troll
The TROLL has an unusually shaped upper body, and you discern some rectangular bumps underneath his clothes.
>oy vey
The TROLL screams "BIGGEST SHALOM TO THE BIGGEST KIKE ON /PROG/", whatever that means, and proceeds to self-detonation. The TROLL is now dead. You have won.
1. SQL has no lexical scope, not even a modules system: everything is global and every table, procedure, etc. clutters global scope. Absence of encapsulation means you have to really know what you're doing, planning in advance everything about the implementation of your data.
2. SQL is a set theoretic language, emulating mathematical Theory of Sets on computer and inheriting all the problems and complexity of the Set Theory. SQL requires mathematical thinking, because you can't just order database what to do, you have to construct mathematical theorem object and guide database to prove your theorem, akin to Prolog, which also runs on top of tuple-database. Compared to functional or imperative paradigms, declarative programming is disastrously bad for performance (Prolog runs 100-1000 times slower than C/C++), because brute-force searching tuple-space takes a lot of time, so you end up rephrasing queries trying to influence the search. Then most problems are just easier to solve in a imperative manner, so you will have to write them using clunky vendor specific language extensions, like stored procedures, running on top of what was never designed to be used as an imperative language. Finally, developers, untrained in relation algebra, tend to produce inefficient and unmaintainable SQL code; this especially applies to self-educated script kiddies, who had no exposure to set theory.
3. Designing a rational database is a mathematical black art in itself: you can't just unload everything into a single table, you have to be careful, preserving database normalized and well-typed, which is especially painful if you use dynamically typed language, like Lisp, which has no notion of sets or types and indulges mindset of using untyped lists for everything.
4. SQL isn't general purpose language, meaning you have to combine it with some imperative language, like PHP, doubling complexity and making communication a bottleneck, requiring serializing guest language's objects into set-theoretic format. SQL has no encapsulation: you have to know everything about the implementation of your data in advance. Static typing means that if you want to perform the same operation on different tables, you've got to write the code twice.
5. SQL has pseudo natural language syntax, resulting into confusion and misunderstanding of what query supposed to do: think Set Theory, where a profane layman can easily mistake "if and only if" (duplex implication) for just "if" (simplex implication), which would had been easily avoided, if it used symbols like <-> and ->.
6. SQL has been standardized too late and many vendors developed their incompatible language extensions. So SQL ended up in dozens of dialects. That's why applications are not portable and one reason to have a DB abstraction layer.