/prog/ KOPIPE THREAD

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Now that I have anonymity, I'll admit it: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NERDS

I've been lurking this board since 2008. I've been here for everything, seen tripfags come and go, seen new translations and OC released, watched the name change, etc. I've seen it all.

Over all this time of change though, something has remained constant. You. The users. From day one you've been bitter fucking nerds that are angry at the world because you're too socially retarded to be what you want to be and to get what you want. You, the sniveling little faggots that sit in your room in your own filth and play eroge, while you complain to your internet forum buddies that you can't get a certain girl, or that nobody ever talks to you, or other petty little problems.

You, the antisocial faggots, that sit back and critiscize socially successful people and try to make up some type of justification as to why you're somehow "better" than they are.

You NERD FAGGOTS need to take a fucking step back for one second and realize something. YOU are not somehow "special" nor are you "better" than your peers. Your interests of videogames or japanese cartoons do not somehow make you more "intellectual" or "cultured" than somebody whose interests are sports and cars. You are certainly not fucking unique either because there are hundreds of thousands of pathetic kids just like you.

I pity you. Everytime there is a thread here about self-improvement, you brush it off and somehow dismiss it as "trolling." Well guess what: it's the honest to god 100% truth. The first replies to this thread will be "troll" or "reported" or "wall of text", but those of you that've been pitying yourself for a while now and WANTING to change will appreciate this and thank me one day.