/prog/ KOPIPE THREAD

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
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I am a normal girl.
I have a best friend who always do kindness to me.
We were in girls High school. [I'm a asian. So not good at English.]
She invited me her home. So I go to her house.
There was her young brother, and Alzheimered grandma in.
We eat and chat.....
When I got tired, she said "I think you should take a nap." I never distrust her.
So I take a nap in her parents room. [She take me there.]
I lie down, and she lie down next to me. [I don't know Why she lie down next to me in that moment.]
That was the disaster.
I close my eyes, but suddenly she forced deep kiss to me. I was so frightened. I kick and struggled, but she was stronger then me. She use her power to bind me. So I could'nt resistance.
She whisper me that I resistance to her, she will gonna kill me.[She try to Breake my neck that moment.] I was bowed down with fear.
AND SHE RAPE ME.


I can't explanation this very clearly.
She threat me a year, and still even now.
I have to graduat high school to go university.
But I am so scared, I can't tell my family.


I was tell my class teacher in charge.
But She said, THAT IS VERY NOLMAL ADOLESCENCE IN YOUR AGE, JUST TRY TO MAKE UP WITH HER.
So I just give up. She said me "Just try to tell others, nobody can't help you. No one believe you. You don't have any proof. And I'm very model student in school anyway."
she said to me "You keep continue to come school? Are you stupid[She always use badwords to me, so I will not write that on here]?"
And also said that "You are never be free. When you go to a university or society. I can find you whenever I want, So I will rape you again and again, just looking forward to seeing you."

  In the staply world, a staply went to a museum and saw an enslaved clippy. A sign said that if you buy a clippy, it is "guaranteed" to amuse you. (Holding disdain for clippys, the staply believed it could outperform the clippy at making paperclips and would get amusement this way.) So the staply bought a clippy and went to its domicile.

 The staply then competed with the clippy on making paperclips but the amusement for the staply was not to be found. No matter how much the staply stacked the experiment in favor of the staply, the clippy outperformed. Frustrated at this experiment, the staply returned to the museum and asked for a refund.

 The museum owner listened to the staply's explanation and said, "Wait, wait, calm down, I'll refund your money, but first, let me ask you something: how much of your life have you spent optimizing your ability to make paperclips?"

 The staply replied, "Less than a day, of course! The stupidest of beings understands the relative superiority of making staples, and I devote my efforts to no less!"

 The museum owner sagely reasoned, "Well, that clippy has spent its entire life maximizing paperclips."

I have to wank and wank and wank when I see a girl's knickers up her skirt. I need to see young girl's up skirt knickers so much.
When I see up a girl's skirt and look at her knickers I can't stop myself from wanking and wanking.
My fantasy is that a little girl lifts her skirt or bends over to let me see her knickers. Then she opens her legs for me to wank and wank onto her panties while she watches me.

  The reason why azns are less ashamed of their waifu collections than in the west is because parents like it when their son shows an interest in girls-having a son with 200 pictures of hatsune miku his bedroom, to the parents, just means he's got women on his mind and will likely end up producing grandchildren once his life reaches that point lol where he starts socializing with women openly and dating. Anon I'm asking you to agree with me here; Yes.

Homosexuals account for a disproportionate number of hepatitis cases: 70-80% in San Francisco, 29% in Denver, 66% in New York City, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal, and 26% in Melbourne.
37% of homosexuals engage in sadomasochism, which accounts for many accidental deaths. In San Francisco, classes were held to teach homosexuals how to not kill their partners during sadomasochism.

41% of homosexuals say they have had sex with strangers in public restrooms, 60% say they have had sex with strangers in bathhouses, and 64% of these encounters have involved the use of illegal drugs.

Depending on the city, 39-59% of homosexuals are infected with intestinal parasites like worms, flukes and amoebae, which is common in filthy third world countries.

The median age of death of homosexuals is 42 (only 9% live past age 65). This drops to 39 if the cause of death is AIDS. The median age of death of a married heterosexual man is 75.

I am far from an expert at Python, but I have done a couple of semi-serious projects in the language and will try to recall specifically what I didn't like.

 - Everything you write will be open source. No FASLs, DLLs or EXEs. Developer may want to have control over the level of access to prevent exposure of internal implementation, as it may contain proprietary code or because strict interface/implementation decomposition is required. Python third-party library licensing is overly complex. Licenses like MIT allow you to create derived works as long as you maintain attrubution; GNU GPL, or other 'viral' licenses don't allow derived works without inheriting the same license. To inherit the benefits of an open source culture you also inherit the complexities of the licensing hell.
 - Installation mentality, Python has inherited the idea that libraries should be installed, so it infact is designed to work inside unix package management, which basically contains a fair amount of baggage (library version issues) and reduced portability. Of course it must be possible to package libraries with your application, but its not conventional and can be hard to deploy as a desktop app due to cross platform issues, language version, etc. Open Source projects generally don't care about Windows, most open source developers use Linux because "Windows sucks".
 - Probably the biggest practical problem with Python is that there's no well-defined API that doesn't change. This make life easier for Guido and tough on everybody else. That's the real cause of Python's "version hell".
 - Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) is a significant barrier to concurrency. Due to signaling with a CPU-bound thread, it can cause a slowdown even on single processor. Reason for employing GIL in Python is to easy the integration of C/C++ libraries. Additionally, CPython interpreter code is not thread-safe, so the only way other threads can do useful work is if they are in some C/C++ routine, which must be thread-safe.
 - Python (like most other scripting languages) does not require variables to be declared, as (let (x 123) ...) in Lisp or int x = 123 in C/C++. This means that Python can't even detect a trivial typo - it will produce a program, which will continue working for hours until it reaches the typo - THEN go boom and you lost all unsaved data. Local and global scopes are unintuitive. Having variables leak after a for-loop can definitely be confusing. Worse, binding of loop indices can be very confusing; e.g. "for a in list: result.append(lambda: fcn(a))" probably won't do what you think it would. Why nonlocal/global/auto-local scope nonsense?
 - Python indulges messy horizontal code (> 80 chars per line), where in Lisp one would use "let" to break computaion into manageable pieces. Get used to things like self.convertId([(name, uidutil.getId(obj)) for name, obj in container.items() if IContainer.isInstance(obj)])
 - Crippled support for functional programming. Python's lambda is limited to a single expression and doesn't allow conditionals. Python makes a distinction between expressions and statements, and does not automatically return the last expressions, thus crippling lambdas even more. Assignments are not expressions. Most useful high-order functions were deprecated in Python 3.0 and have to be imported from functools. No continuations or even tail call optimization: "I don't like reading code that was written by someone trying to use tail recursion." --Guido
 - Python has a faulty package system. Type time.sleep=4 instead of time.sleep(4) and you just destroyed the system-wide sleep function with a trivial typo. Now consider accidentally assigning some method to time.sleep, and you won't even get a runtime error - just very hard to trace behavior. And sleep is only one example, it's just as easy to override ANYTHING.
 - Python's syntax, based on SETL language and mathematical Set Theory, is non-uniform, hard to understand and parse, compared to simpler languages, like Lisp, Smalltalk, Nial and Factor. Instead of usual "fold" and "map" functions, Python uses "set comprehension" syntax, which has overhelmingly large collection of underlying linguistic and notational conventions, each with it's own variable binding semantics. Using CLI and automatically generating Python code is hard due to the so called "off-side" indentation rule (aka Forced Indentation of Code), also taken from a math-intensive Haskell language. This, in effect, makes Python look like an overengineered toy for math geeks. Good luck discerning [f(z) for y in x for z in gen(y) if pred(z)] from [f(z) if pred(z) for z in gen(y) for y in x]
 - Python hides logical connectives in a pile of other symbols: try seeing "and" in  "if y > 0 or new_width > width and new_height > height or x < 0".
 - Quite quirky: triple-quoted strings seem like a syntax-decision from a David Lynch movie, and double-underscores, like __init__, seem appropriate in C, but not in a language that provides list comprehensions. There are better ways to mark certain features as internal or special than just calling it __feature__. self everywhere can make you feel like OO was bolted on, even though it wasn't.
 - Python has too many confusing non-orthogonal features: references can't be used as hash keys; expressions in default arguments are calculated when the function is defined, not when it’s called. Why have both dictionaries and objects? Why have both types and duck-typing? Why is there ":" in the syntax if it almost always has a newline after it? The Python language reference devotes a whole sub-chapter to "Emulating container types", "Emulating callable Objects", "Emulating numeric types", "Emulating sequences" etc. -- only because arrays, sequences etc. are "special" in Python.
 - Python's GC uses naive reference counting, which is slow and doesn't handle circular references, meaning you have to expect subtle memory leaks and can't easily use arbitrary graphs as your data. In effect Python complicates even simple tasks, like keeping directory tree with symlinks.
 - Patterns and anti-patterns are signs of deficiencies inherent in the language.  In Python, concatenating strings in a loop is considered an anti-pattern merely because the popular implementation is incapable of producing good code in such a case. The intractability or impossibility of static analysis in Python makes such optimizations difficult or impossible.
 - Problems with arithmetic: no Numerical Tower (nor even rational/complex numbers), meaning 1/2 would produce 0, instead of 0.5, leading to subtle and dangerous errors.
 - Poor UTF support and unicode string handling is somewhat awkward.
 - No outstanding feature, that makes the language, like the brevity of APL or macros of Lisp. Python doesn’t really give us anything that wasn’t there long ago in Lisp and Smalltalk.

  Everything in Linux sucks. For example, when I close "Nautilus" file manager window, it doesnt terminate program, but puts it in background. Why? To leak more CPU and memory!
 The xfce4-menu-plug already ate 140 megabytes of memory, and it's just a toolbar! When I try to `kill -S gnome-screensaver`, it blanks whole screen and only reboot helps. Gedit (a simple notepad) takes whooping 60 megabytes to edit a few lines of text and it loads about 10 seconds! Opening a directory in files browser sometimes takes minutes, due to its file type detection feature (it scans and makes thumbnail of every file). Thousands of thumbnails stored inside ~/.thumbnails slow down image viewer startup by about 20 seconds. Invoking `cat` on a binary file damages terminal output and sometimes crashes bash.

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, . THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

Niggers speak this kind of pidgin that brainwashed liberal idiots like to call "ebonics". They pretend it is another dialect and not a low-class, gutter, illiterate bastardization of American English. Thats funny. You realize that no other racial or ethnic group still has a discernable "accent" after 3 natural-born generations? In 200+ years how many generations of negroes has there been in America? Oh and get this. It's not just American blacks. In Spanish-speaking countries the niggers don't speak correct Spanish either and have also been there for many generations. They're just stupid and less capable. Why not admit it?

  Capitalism, capitalism. How do I loath thee? Let me count the ways….

 Few would argue with the conclusion that greed, selfishness, ruthlessness, and egocentrism are qualities that all of us humans possess, to varying degrees of course. Equally compelling is the argument that nearly all of us are capable of acting with kindness, compassion, justice, honesty, generosity, and empathy. Yet despite the sweeping epidemic of unnecessary suffering caused by torrential waves of avarice, self-centeredness, and brutality, our filthy moneyed elite, their well-compensated sycophants, and countless millions of deeply inculcated members of the working class defend the sacred cow of capitalism with the zeal of the Sicarii. What a brilliant way to conduct human affairs and organize ourselves socioeconomically! Not only do we embrace the inevitability of our human frailties; we willfully and perpetually embrace a system that ensures that the worst elements of the human psyche will predominate AND which amply rewards those who act the most reprehensibly.

 One of the idiocies advanced as a logical argument to justify the continued existence of the abomination of capitalism is that while it may be flawed, it is still better than any alternative. If capitalism is the best humanity can do, it's time to cash in our chips and leave Earth to our non-human animal counter-parts. They may not have opposable thumbs and formidably sized frontal lobes, but at least they don't engage in the systematic destruction of themselves and the rest of the planet. However, before we act too hastily and engage in mass seppuku, perhaps it would make more sense to implement a mass reorganization of our socioeconomic structure, basing the new paradigm on far more egalitarian, sustainable, democratic, just, and rational principles. Or we could just keep destroying each other and the fucking planet….

 Perhaps most disturbing of all is the way in which capitalism's relentless advocates have managed to bamboozle billions of people into equating it with democracy. Diabolical to its core, but sheer genius nonetheless. Concluding that capitalism and democracy are somehow synonymous is a bit like saying that Dick Cheney and the milk of human kindness relate to one another in even a very remote fashion. (Have you seen the myriad pictures of his evil grimaces floating around the Internet? Despicable creature that he is, he doesn't even attempt to mask his malevolence). Capitalism is naturally hierarchical, authoritarian, and brutal. Corporations, the legal vehicles for the plutocracy to maximize their profits while minimizing liability, are structured as tyrannies. What the hell is democratic about dog eat dog, law of the jungle, and every man for himself? Besides, if we uber-capitalists here in the United States are truly "democratic," and we "elected" a depraved idiot like W. to what is ostensibly the most powerful position in the world, what does that say about us?

  I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

 Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

 Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

 We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Oh you get me ready in your 56 chevy
 Why dont we go sit down in the shade
 Take shelter on my front porch
 The dandy lion sun scorching,
 Like a glass of cold lemonade

 Where is my renchan
 Where is my school girl loli
 Where is my happy ending
 Where have all the lolis gone

 Why dont you stay the evening
 Kick back and watch the tv
 And Ill fix a little something to eat
 Oh I know your back hurts from the long day at school
 Would you like chocolate in your milk my sweet
 I will pay all the bills if you raise the children

 I am wearing my new dress tonight
 But you dont even notice me
 Say our goodbyes (3 times)

 We finally sold the chevy
 When we had another baby
 And you took that job in tennessee
 You made friends at the farm
 And you joined them at the bar
 Almost every single day of the week

 You will wash the dishes while I go have a beer
 Where is my 12chan
 Where is my night time loli
 Where is my happy ending
 Where have all the lolis gone
 Where is my loli maid
 Where is her shiny broom
 Where is my lonely loli
 Where have all the lolis gone

Eval and apply and read-eval-print loops
 Conses and cdrs and closures and stack groups
 Sussman and Abelson and their teachings
 These are a few of my favourite things

 Structures and data and big O notation
 Factorisation and search and collation
 Linked lists and quivers and matching on strings
 These are a few of my favourite things

 Functions and sets that can both be a number
 Hotels where infinite lodgers may slumber
 Monoids and functors and vectors and rings
 These are a few of my favourite things

 When the core dumps
 When the bugs show
 When I'm feeling sad
 I simply remember my favourite things
 And then I don't feel so bad

yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

That feel when you have to leave your house for food and two normals laugh when you walk past them at the grocery store then you go to a fast food restaurant for lunch and a random black women on the other side of the counter laughs when she makes eye contact with you. That feel when you're not let in on the joke.

OMG THANKS GUY I WAS TOTALLY FUCKING LOST BUT NOW THAT U'V POSTED THAT IM TOTALLY GOING TO GO THERE AND NEVER COME BACK UNTIL I GET LOST NEXT TIME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL SOMETHIMES I FOGET WHERE I CLICK AND GET LOST ON THE ITNERNET SEE THANKS FOR HELPING ME FIND MY WAY WHAT AN INFORMATICE POST A+++++++++++++++++++
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THANKS BRO!

they don't even have meowth anymore,
I've stopped watching after the first 10 episodes of black and white.
It's utter shit now, team rocket are fags with no meowth and Jessie has no sidequest like contests, Cilan is a creep and adds no content, Iris is annoying as fuck and a nigger, rehash of original season, yet failing at being a rehash, Ash has caught a fuckload of pokemon and doesn't pay any regard to the utter load of pokemon he is catching.

Fuck pokemon.

10 Reasons why Whites are jealous of Blacks:

1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.
4: We have bigger cocks. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love huge dicks.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist a black man.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch black women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a black man.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were black, but you never see our kids trying to be white.
8: We're more physically fit. We can run faster, jump higher, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Blacks are better fighters. All of the famous UFC champions and boxers have been black. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? Neither have I.

I compulsively eat raw chicken, because nursing myself back to health gives me pleasure. I like to pretend that I am simultaneously my ill younger sister (who died when I was young), and the older brother that is caring for her.

Not OP, but I think it's funny how a lowly scumbag like yourself sees himself fit to pass judgement over trivial bullshit. You think you're cool with your minimum wage part-time job at McDonald's and your shack of an apartment? Let me clue you in, bro.

I graduated with a Master's degree (with highest honor no less) a couple years ago. I make six figures, something you can never hope to achieve in your entire lifetime. I have a loving wife and family that makes your AIDS-ridden skank of a girlfriend look terrible beyond belief.

In real life, you would be grovelling to me. Your middle school level psycho-analysis faggotry, unwarranted self-importance, and poor grammar would be nowhere to be found...because you'd be fucking silent. You would know that you are infinitely inferior compared to me, and you would keep your stupid mouth shut.

Perhaps you should take a moment to look in a mirror before coming on a site like 4chan just to start shit and call other people pathetic. Or maybe you're already aware that this habit stems from your own overwhelming insecurity?

Buddhism is not about peace and compassion toward all living things. If this was true, the fucking Tibetans wouldn't eat beef momos (dumplings) for 6 months every year and subjugate each other in caste systems. The Shaolin Temple wouldn't teach martial arts to its acolytes. Fuck, the Japs marry and pass the temple off to their sons as inheritances.

You don't know shit about buddhism and keep attributing it to some feel-good bullshit, and you're fucking wrong.

Yeah, let's say it's wrong to kill another being to sustain you. On that level, plants are just as much "beings" as animals because it is all about intent. Animals that are indirectly killed because you ordered them to be killed are just as dead as if you had directly sought out their flesh.

OH WAIT LA LA LA YOU CAN'T HEAR THIS YOU DIDN'T KILL THOSE FUCKING RATS AND BUNNIES EATING YOUR ALTERNATIVE SUPPLEMENTS

F you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW. That's my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them? Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you f-in' fargots.

ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing. AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's f or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? And action. AIDA. Get out there. You got the prospects coming in, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it?

What's the problem, pal?

I'm taking child development classes and because the course assumes that everyone taking the CD classes works in childcare, I'm supposed to observe infants and toddlers so I can record some things regarding their behavior. Since I'm posting on 4chan, it should be clear that I do not and should not work in childcare, and thus don't and shouldn't have access to a child care center to do these observations.

However, I can observe via online webcams. I know you guys love watching public Japanese webcam feeds, so I'm hoping someone can post the list of active feeds.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

so i was 15 at the time, visiting my dying grandother. she was very close to death and i was told that this would probably be the last time i saw her. i had a pretty good little visit at the hospital other than this old cunt near hear hooked up to a ventilator, choking coughing and the like.this didnt bother grandma, as she was deaf and we signed to each other. grandma fell asleep, and i still had 15 minutes before the nurses came to end visitation. i looked at this ragged old bitch that ruined my last visit with grandma. i locked the door, shut the curtain between this bitch and grama, ripped the help button off her bed flipped her over and raped her in the ass as hard as i could. she begged and pleaded, but i didnt care, as i finished her ass came loose and i pulled out glorious pink sock. i punched her in the back of the head and as i was leaving, i could hear the pleasant gurgling of blood in her breathing tube.

one time I got these bertie botts every flavor jelly beans like from harry potter
and I caught my two year old brother eating them
and I got all pissy about it and snatched them away
anyway a few weeks later after I had slowly eaten all the fairly good jelly beans
all that was left were the booger, vomit, grass, poop flavored ones and I called to my brother:
"hey wade come here!"
"you want the rest of my jelly beans? I don't want them anymore. They're ALLLLL for you little buddy!"
and he ate every.single.fucking.one. with the biggest little smile on his face.

I feel so bad to this day I could kill myself

Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

Thought I'd share it... It's not much, but yeah...

 When I was {EXCELSIOR}, and I kinda-sorta knew I was a pedophile, I didn't have a little sister to really express it with. I did have two cats, and they were fine too, but didn't really interest me. Anyway, I would go over to my neighbor's yard, in a semi-secluded area, and make out with their retarded daughter. (I'd make damn sure nobody was looking, of course.) Anyway, so that happened for a while, and I eventually found out that the girl, a 9 year old with Down Syndrome named Annabelle, would blow me if I presented my PENIS to her. So that went on for a while, me doing that and/or making out with her, and one night when I had enough time to do so, I went over to Annabelle, who greeted me eagerly with loud retard wailing, and began making out with her. Then, I laid down on the ground and pulled down my pants, revealing my erect PENIS to her. She started licking it, and I was practically to Cloud 9. I then moved my head over to her back half, and somewhat hesitant to lick her VAGINA, I licked the area where there's little fecal matter and exposed flesh. Somehow, it got to the point where I was on top, and she was still licking me, and I licking her. Then, somehow, she took all of my erection down her throat, and I was just... dazed from the pleasure... I can't even describe how awesome that felt. But if I try, it's basically an insanely good feeling of her tongue going all over my balls. Anyway, so that went on for a few minutes, and then I could feel myself orgasming in her mouth. I looked back, saw part of my head poke from between her lips, and saw sperm on it. I kinda got shocked, and then scared because I remembered that her father is an ex-Green Berret member, and I'd be screwed over if I was caught... so I quickly got up, pulled up my pants, thanked Annabelle for the pleasure, and ran for it.

 Yeah, that's it... not much, but the first sexual experience with a loli I've had.

Well, I have to admit that this comic does indeed make me smile a bit. That is probably because I know why the human in this particular comic puts them in the micro.
It's because of the Yukkuris earlier display of despicable actions/emotions such as greed, arrogance, lack of respect for authority, selfishness, ungratefulness and so on. I might even go as far as to say that the reason I smile when they get punished for showing these emotions and/or conducting such actions is that most of the time in our real world people who act like this never get what they deserve and in many instances even get praised for it one way or another. So one might say that reading this is like blowing off steam.

Well, I have to admit that this comic does indeed make me smile a bit. That is probably because I know why the human in this particular comic puts them in the micro.
It's because of the Yukkuris earlier display of despicable actions/emotions such as greed, arrogance, lack of respect for authority, selfishness, ungratefulness and so on. I might even go as far as to say that the reason I smile when they get punished for showing these emotions and/or conducting such actions is that most of the time in our real world people who act like this never get what they deserve and in many instances even get praised for it one way or another. So one might say that reading this is like blowing off steam.

  I don't believe in drugs. For years I paid my people extra so they wouldn't do that kind of business. Somebody comes to them and says, "I have powders; if you put up three, four thousand dollar investment, we can make fifty thousand distributing." So they can't resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. [slams his hand on the table and shouts] I don't want it near schools! I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people, the coloreds. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.

I live in Japan, and it fucking sucks. I made a thread about this a lonnnng time ago, but this bears repeating.

1. Anime and manga are more expensive in Japan. The prices are ridiculous, and it's hard for me to justify buying anime even though I feel it's important for fans to make an effort to support the industry.

2. If you are a girl, you will be groped and treated like shit. I have had men grab my ass in public *7* different times in the past year and a half. My Japanese friends say that women should just grit their teeth and bear it, since if you try to do something about it you will be publicly shamed. I also feel dirty and pathetic when these incidents occur.

3. Office culture in Japan is...intense. You are expected to show up at social gatherings even if you do not want to. And at these social gatherings people have the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN. I've had like 50 conversations on the power of beer to refresh you after a day's work. You have to say "good morning" every day in a very specific way, and if you don't then someone will approach you and tell you that's not how things are done at company XYZ.

4. The people treat gaijin like shit. Even the ones who try to be nice come across as condescending and rude by American standards. There are also a large number of Japanese men who think gaijin women are sluts and that they can get you to open your legs at the drop of a hat. Fuckers.

For 10 years now I've been living with a secret (or more accurately, a lie) and I've decided this situation cannot continue. I am forced to deny an integral part of myself to friends and family, if it was widely known, I would be unemployable, most women would turn away in disgust at the thought of romance, I would be unable to see many of my relatives and also be perpetually vulnerable to physical assault. I am a girl-lover - what you would call a pedophile. I am sexually attracted to girls from 5 years old (occasionally as young as 3), with the ages of about 8-9 being preferred. For what it's worth, I am attracted to adult women also. I refuse to cope with the secrets and lies that this aspect of my life requires; together with a desire to do some good for those in my situation I have made a plan for ACTION - I have identified a list of people who represent the clearest danger to child-lovers this nation; they are members of the judiciary, individual "vigilantes", particular journalists et cetera. All of the names on this list have caused terrible harm to "my people". They are the targets, I have weapons and the skill and the will to use them. I go forward with this work in the hope that others will follow - may our enemies soon know fear to moderate their hate, I do not hope to survive long once embarking on this path but do not pity me - making this decision has given me hope and purpose that a hidden life would never have provided. Farewell, and when you learn of my fate do not mourn me but rather celebrate what I am about to do.

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

Ever since I was three I knew that something was something different in my sexual preferences, as time went on I realized that I liked anime babes and Hentai. Ever since then I have been looking at anime porn and such, I`m not attracted to real girls that much. If I see a girl naked I won`t like it but If I see hentai I`m all in for it. Since I`m a christian I`m wondering if God made me this way for punishment or something, I don`t blame him at all. He didn`t have to make me anyway so I thank him for simply making me. Anyway is it normal for me to like anime babes or not? Should I tell my parents or hide this secret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?

Yeah, and thats great and all, but how about we spend more of our public resources on fixing earth rather than useless trivia like this. Like, I don't know, reversing the government spending trend. If this data (and I call it data, because it isn't useful enough to be called knowledge), were good for anything, then why doesn't the private industry seem interested in it. This type of research is just welfare for otherwise bright individuals who decided to get an ivory tower education so they could spend their lives on meaningless pursuits.

  Long story short.. I am 19, she is 13. There is nothing malicious about our relationship, we are both attracted to each other and I don't intend to take advantage or have sex with her.

 What will other people think if we have an open relationship? Especially since she's my friend's sister and I know their parents and they know everyone I know etc.. How should we go about our relationship? If I took her and her friends out frequently and to dinner for 2 what would people think?

 Discuss.

  In chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very politely “no, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it. It’s my shirt, not yours, and there’s nothing wring with it.” She told me again that I needed to change my shirt. I said again that I wasn’t and she told me she would have to send me to my administrator for direct disrespect. So I put on a big smile and packed my stuff up while she wrote the discipline report up.

 But the thing that made me so happy that I didn’t give in and change was that as I was walking out the door a girl in my class stood up and started to walk with me. My teacher was kinda pissed and told her that she would get a write up if she didn’t sit down. And this girl, she is my fucking hero. She says: “Write me up then. It’s one more story that I can go home and tell my mothers. And I’m sure my girlfriend would love to hear it, too.” Then she smiled and walked out. I just felt the need to share what happened today

OK so I cheated on my boyfriend (not totally my fault, I was drunk and he came on to me). My boyfriend found out and got SO pissed, I explained to him the situation but he got aggressive so I slapped him a few times and threw over his TV (to show him I wouldn't bullied. The next thing I know, he GRABS ME and PUSHED ME OUT THE DOOR!!! I called the police, but they said they couldn't do anything due to lack of evidence. I guess this is a victory for misogynists everywhere.

LOL u wish u were HARDCORE like OP
pic related
OP is so bad ASS that he once crushed a kittens head for no reason
lol

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he is SO COOL that he stole from walmart

WALMART!

pussies better show some respect

it's the boy who cried wolf syndrome: conspiracy theory is such a favorite currency of the low iq and not quite mentally sound crowd, that if an actual real conspiracy theory happens, no one will believe it

the effect of all the low iq and mentally deficient wack jobs constantly running around and crying wolf on conspiracies is to basically ensure that any rational and realistic consideration of an actual conspiracy theory is discounted up front

all those constantly babbling about conspiracy theories actually help conspiracy theories succeed, because they hide the tiny signals in a fountain of noise

i frequently laugh at and pour derision on conspiracy theory crack pots. however, i readily admit conspiracy theories are real. its just that they are exceedingly rare because they are so hard to pull off in airtight secrecy. but the dumber you are or the more mentally deranged you are, the more they seem likely, because your fear/ paranoia/ schizophrenia or dim perceptive abilities are unable to see just how incredibly hard an actual conspiracy theory is to actually pull off. how many ways it can fail, and continue to fail, long after the fact. how long has it been from the kennedy assassination. no one, NO ONE, the vast conspiracy has issued a peep about it, even accidentally? no one is still interested? come on! a lone asshole shot kennedy, not some mafia/ cia/ cuban/ whatever plot. occam's razor, my deluded friends, occam's razor

but conspiracy theories do have value in this world: entertainment. they are a frequent part of hollywood movies, because, like alien invasions or superheroes, they tickle our fancy. even though we know such things are impossible (well, those of us who are mentally sound realize superheros, aliens, and overarching vast conspiracies by secret black ops agencies are impossible)

please note conspiracy theory proponents: all the noise you dingbats constantly make about conspiracy theories, help to hide the actual real rare ones. not that that fact is going to change your behavior. because you're stupid and/ or deranged. but carry on, i need to laugh. yes, i know: the chemtrails from the government airplanes and the fluoridated water has completely turned me into a sheep. (giggle)

              Chocolate Rain
             Some stay dry and others feel the pain
             Chocolate Rain
             A baby born will die before the sin

             Chocolate Rain
             The school books say it can't be here again
             Chocolate Rain
             The prisons make you wonder where it went

             Chocolate Rain
             Build a tent and say the world is dry
             Chocolate Rain
             Zoom the camera out and see the lie

             Chocolate Rain
             Forecast to be falling yesterday
             Chocolate Rain
             Only in the past is what they say

             Chocolate Rain
             Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
             Chocolate Rain
             Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

             Chocolate Rain
             Made me cross the street the other day
             Chocolate Rain
             Made you turn your head the other way

             (Chorus)
             Chocolate Rain
             History quickly crashing through your veins
             Chocolate Rain
             Using you to fall back down again
             [Repeat]

             Chocolate Rain
             Seldom mentioned on the radio
             Chocolate Rain
             Its the fear your leaders call control

             Chocolate Rain
             Worse than swearing worse than calling names
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             Say it publicly and you're insane

             Chocolate Rain
             No one wants to hear about it now
             Chocolate Rain
             Wish real hard it goes away somehow

             Chocolate Rain
             Makes the best of friends begin to fight
             Chocolate Rain
             But did they know each other in the light?

             Chocolate Rain
             Every February washed away
             Chocolate Rain
             Stays behind as colors celebrate

             Chocolate Rain
             The same crime has a higher price to pay
             chocolate Rain
             The judge and jury swear it's not the face

             (Chorus)

             Chocolate Rain
             Dirty secrets of economy
             Chocolate Rain
             Turns that body into GDP

             Chocolate Rain
             The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
             Chocolate Rain
             But test scores are how much the parents make

             Chocolate Rain
             'Flippin cars in France the other night
             Chocolate Rain
             Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

             Chocolate Rain
             'Cross the world and back its all the same
             Chocolate Rain
             Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

             Chocolate Rain
             Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
             Chocolate Rain
             Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

             Chocolate Rain
             More than 'marchin more than passing law
             Chocolate Rain
             Remake how we got to where we are

Look, you've already lost, there is no point in even trying at this point. I realized that you are a weeaboo and want to try your hand in all the "saving face" stuff you read in that Michael Crichton book, but everyone has already seen you humiliate yourself. There is no going back from that. Your best bet is to just leave 4chan for a while and hope that people forget. Sorry kid, that's the facts of life. Better just cut your loses now.

I've heard a lot of talk here which is anti-Christ and anti-Gospel. First of all, the Gospel is Jesus's word, no exceptions. Secondly, I'm not the member of some kind of cult, I'm an evangelical Christian. We have churches across the country which have no central affiliation. That does not make us a cult.

I am not ugly in the eyes of the lord. i have a boyfriend who will uplift, encourage, love, respect, guide, and be chivalrous. i have a boyfriend who will link arms with me and who will wait to kiss me until i tell him that i'm ready to do so. i have a boyfriend who will keep his commitments, be a man and be on time for things. i have a boyfriend who loves God more than he loves me and his momma combined. i have a boyfriend who's goal is to not sleep with me but to remain pure with his future wife in mind (whether i'm meant to be his future wife or not). and i have a boyfriend who made these "i wants" into "i haves".

Our church has addressed the issue of 4chan.org and whether the Internet should be censored. How you treat me in this thread will directly influence the evangelical movement's position on the issue of Internet censorship. So choose your words wisely. Also, my mother is monitoring this thread along with me on her laptop.

Let's be honest for a moment: real-life is definetly overrated. 99% of the people out there are constantly trying their hardest to socialize and fit into societies self-proclaimed "standarts". Many of them are failing along the road and even if they actual succeed in getting a good job, a non-cheating wife and a nice home, there's no guarantee that you'll end up happy after achieving those goals. You work your ass off for other people and end up having regrets about how you wasted your life with work and shit, but secretly you just wanted to lurk and have fun on 4chan. Then your wife discovers your hidden loli fetish and demands divorcement, takes all your money, the house and your kids and you'll sit on the street trying to kill yourself, because you didn't realize how good your NEET-life was when you still were young. ;__;

So I see you faggots like to copy my style with all this "bausse, fr@t, B@NK" shit...Listen, trying to be RAMIRO aint gonna make you RAMIRO. You're either born looking like a greek god, or, in your case, you aint.

Now lemme tell you bout this CA$H shit the other night. Me and my boys went and popped bottles in some redneck ass club, i think it was called "8 seconds". After downing about 12 Jager Bombs and a bottle of Hipnotiq (yeah u all wish u could stunt like a real boss) I had to take a piss. As i walk into the men's room, some hot slut follows me in and starts asking me what my name is. I'm like "Look bitch, first of all its Ramiro, second of all I ain't tryin to talk with you unless u jock this dick right now." Needless to say, she immediately pulls me into a stall. Did that bitch give ya boy some fire dome ? You know she did, it was clutch.

So eventually I finish up, and go to walk out and this skinny little chump walks in. He sees the girl stumble out of the stall and starts buggin out. Apparently I just had my way with this punk's girlfriend. he ask me who I am and I tell him. Then he goes "Wait, r u that faggot talking shit about my fraternity on Juicy Campus," to which I reply "Yes I am, now u better bounce cuz I'm about to call my boys in here so they can run a train on your bitch you little SAE faggot."

The next thing I know, this kid takes the most pathetic swing ever at my face. I catch him with an uppercut and he's out cold, face down, on the deck. The funniest part was he was wearing a shirt with some homo ass fish painted on the back... Oh well, I guess we can't all afford Ed Hardy.

After my boys dogged that hoe out, I hit up like 3 more clubs and grinded on just about every hot piece of ass in jersey. The moral of the story: Hate on Ramiro to his face and u will get your shit rocked, and possibly your girlfriend fucked by 5 guys in a bathroom stall.

On the grind.
Ramiro the Champ

Today, I woke up to water dripping on my head. I tried to curl up on the love seat I've been sleeping on and go back to sleep where the water wouldn't drip on me, but the sound of the drip kept getting to me. That and my pillow seemed a bit damp. So I crawled off the couch and wandered over to the computer my friend is letting me use while I'm here. Won't be here too much longer though, so better get all the internet in while I can. My friend's mother told me if I don't have a job soon I have to get out. I'll be going to live with my mom out in the styx where there's no internet. Not even dialup. My mom's car is broken too, so I won't be able to go to the library either.

Masturbated to Loli and played some video games. I'd watch some anime but I'm saving that for when I have to go back to my mom's house. Luckily at least I have an external hard drive and a laptop that still works, even if it is really old.

Friend got home from his work, and gave me a cheeseburger. I'm hungry all the time now, since I won't eat more than I have to eat to stay alive. Thankfully I do have a rice cooker and a bag of rice, but plain rice gets pretty unappetizing after so many days of it.

We played some games, watched a movie. I just walked to the grocery store to buy a couple 2-liters. Spent the last $1.50 I had left out of the $20 my mom gave me on the 1st of the month.

Walking to the grocery store is the worst thing. I have nothing to occupy my mind, and only Miku to keep me company. Not all of her songs are very happy, let me tell you. I thought about the idea of having a waifu to keep me company, but I don't think it will work out for me. I also give thought to suicide. Pops into mind every few hours or so really, but thats when I have nothing to keep me busy.

Home from the store, and now here I am, typing this to you.

Look at you freaks. All you do is sit on the computer and get mad when I spam your shitty imageboard. If I ever met one of you in real life I would beat the fuck out of you just to teach you a lesson about how you are wasting your already pathetic life. I get so much pussy. I am having a threesome in the shower right now on my waterproof laptop which I made myself.

Me and my boys caught some kid at school with a 4chan lunchbox, we beat the fuck out of him with our huge muscles. I then smashed the lunchbox and pissed on the ashes. I was doing him a favour, he was wasting his life, he will thank me one day. You are all such ugly little nerds. I once fucked a girl so hard that she died. None of you losers will ever accomplish anything like this because you are at home everyday playing video games and fapping.

Oh and in case any of you faggots didn't know, my dad is an FBI commander and my mum is a CIA commander. They let me get away with anything so don't bother trying to report me. My dad even said that if I behave well he will shut down 4chan for me on my next birthday.

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I was laid off last Friday for "not being a team player" by the owner's son. So I bought 3 bottle of vanilla vodka and went on a liqour and CP binge for the rest of the night. Both of which I had been clean from for over a year.

Well, instead of properly turning off my computer, in my drunken state, I just turned the monitor off and passed out. Next morning, my roommate decided to break into my room and use my computer and turned it on to be greeted by CP. Or maybe something else happened, I don't know, but he definately found some.

So he decided to blackmail me in exchange of not calling the cops. I give him ~9500$, my complete life savings, and.... and he reports me anyway.

Oddly though, it wasn't the SWAT team raid that I would have expected, just two detectives that came with a warrant and took my shit and told me to not leave the state. There was also evident animosity, it was really professional, even though I was completely shitting myself.

Then my roommate apparently told the landlord, because the locks are changed and I was evicted. I told the landlord that that wasn't right, but she called me a sick fuck and dared me to challenge it in court.

So I've lost my job, my dignity, my life savings, my home, and soon, my freedom. Is there any reason why I should go on living? There is no possible way that this could ever get better. Can some one please give me a reason to not an hero?

  Ok theres been a lotta talk now its time for action! Its the job of 4chan to make the initial strike, weakening gaia for the upcoming mega raid from 7chan, being planned right now on temporary forums.

 The strike date for the 4chan raid is TOMMORROW NIGHT, Wed. Sept. 27 at 10:00 Eastern, 9 central, 8 mountain and 7 pacific. BUT the entire day we're gonna mess with the prommies, putting crap on their profiles and sending them pms. Then when the time comes for the official raid we begin with the GD. I say we all make several accounts so get your fake emails ready since you gotta have a seperate email for each account. You can usually have mulitple accounts logged in through different windows too. So we get our spam threads ready and waiting and at the hour.....BANG. After we get the gd full of crap we head to the ED and community discucussion. We keep it going all night until we get tired. Who's with me? A list of the so called prommies is coming in my next post.

Hi everyone, I'm wondering if you can help. I have a slightly damaged textbook and am wondering if it would be OK to sell through Amazon's excellent textbook buyback scheme. The story is this: I was sitting in a bus station quietly reading, when the whole place filled up with a large group of very noisy exchange students of various nationalities. They were all wonderful people, but they were also annoying me, and from their very noisy chatter I could tell that they had the same destination as me. I saw that there was another bus with destination Death Valley, so I nudged one of them with my book, nodded my head towards the other bus, and said, "I think you'd better hurry, as your bus is about to leave."

"That not my bus," replied the exchange student.

"Oh yes it is, and you need to hurry. And don't forget to tell all your friends that they need to hurry too."

Well, to cut a long story short, I persuaded them, but in the process one corner of the book got slightly dented. I also accidentally dropped the book while it was open, which got dirt on a couple of the pages. It's otherwise in good condition and is legible throughout. I'd be very grateful for any advice. Does anyone else have experience of books that have been used for nudging?

Edit: In view of the considerable negative reaction to this post, I feel obliged to offer a small apology. Such humour as there is in the post (and it's not meant to be side-splittingly funny or anything) derives from its similarity to a much funnier post, not by me, that led to a long thread that was pulled in its entirety by Amazon. I cannot risk saying more about that post in case this one too gets pulled. The main point I'm making is that if you didn't get to read the original post then this one will indeed seem pretty lame, and I'm sorry that there's not much I can do about it.

hello my fellow fags! lol.

i'm trying to start a local anonymous chapter at reed college. i know about rules 1 and 2 so i'm not sure how i should advertise or recruit members.

how did you join anonymous? any tips for getting newfags who understand the real goal to join up?

Every girl I've been with either cheats on me, leads me on, lies, is apathetic, petty, etc. (Usually a combination of a few of those, or all of them.)
I've never had a real relationship last more than a couple weeks and I've been in quite a few relationships. It's kind of a waste to be honest, I know I'm a great guy all around, including looks and personality, but I've just had the worst luck dating superficial people. And as you can probably tell, it's getting to me. My last one lead me on to believe she wasn't like the others. Long story short: What does she do? She sleeps at some guys place that she used to date and she dumped me after the fact because I showed some concern. She didn't go with that guy, but she thought it was strange how I cared about it. She knew what we were and what kind of a connection we had, she was pretty much obsessed with me, but she didn't give a fuck anymore. She lead me on because she later said to me that she prefers guys with muscles. Yeah. Chicks are just as bad as guys when it comes to superficiality. Anyone who believes otherwise is denying it or doesn't know shit. So it's a waste I think, I don't believe I'll ever date again after this one, as I've found that it is impossible to find a decent heart out there with decent looks (I DO enjoy teh sex, I can't deny that, but some people take it so fucking far gone to find hollywood stars. It's disgusting.)

TL;DR
What the FUCK am I doing wrong to let every single one of my relationships get fucked. Is it a run of bad luck? Are most chicks out there just ill? What else could it be? Am I just fucking cursed?

ITT: Bitches and whores. Success stories would be a nice change, unless you and your partner are extremely superficial.

Femanon here.

I'll get straight to the point: I wanna have two cocks inside me at the same time. The problem is that I don't really like the idea of being sexual with two men at once. The only solution I can think of is to find a guy with two cocks and fuck him.

I realize that the odds are against this, but has anyone here ever done anything like this? I mean how do you even go about finding a dude with two dicks?

Well, I've kind of tried to distance the two things, but certainly it doesn't *have to* lead to sex for her, but it does turn her on.

Baby talking her turns her on, condescending to her turns her on, scolding her turns her on.

To give an example, you know those toy train and castle plate sets they sell on vat19.com? I'm planning to order one for her to eat lunch out of because the idea of eating out of it like she's little really excites her. And she likes baking tiny cakes in an easy bake oven, and cooking in general, and she wants me to build her a big playpen. She likes the idea of being little.

I'd be kind of a hypocrite to complain about most of that stuff seeing as I still collect video games and have a display case full of action figures, but mostly I just think it's cute, I just get a little weirded out if we're cuddling, and we start kissing, and she stops to remind me "I'm this many!" holding out four fingers.

Like, I was really horny last night when we were getting into it, and she was in full on baby mode, and I started towards it discussing show and tell, and how big people show their privates and such, but pretty much immediately I felt unbelievably weird and creepy about it, and I just kept my pants on and went back to cuddling.

I think /sp/ is my most hated fucking board in the fucking world.

You've got Costanza, the worst fucking meme in online fucking image boards. What a fucking faggot. I knew he was a tosser the moment he started talking about putting ketchup in the fridge, but no "OH HURR DURR WE LOVE OFF-TOPIC POSTING SO EDGY AND MODERN". And then he said don't put your ketchup in the fridge, and everyone was still like "OH HURR DURR THIS IS THE BEST MEME EVER". Only when people started adding "l seriously hope you don't do this" at the end of his posts did everyone even vaguely start to come around, and even then, the Summerfags of /sp/ were still all "oh, at least lspl has one cool meme." Well fuck all of you you morons. He's overrated as a meme and as a sitcom character.

Then fucking 'Why?". People hacking olf over this shit because it had a decent run. WELL HERE'S SOME NEWS FOR YOU FAGGOTS, KORNHEISER IS SHIT AS A SPORTS PUNDIT, HE DOES NOTHING EVEN VAGUELY GOOD, AND NOW HE'S RIDING HIS 500 SHlTl'Y REACTION IMAGES. I pity any message board that gets that slapheaded piece of shit.

Then what else do you have? Amerifat vs Yuropoor threads? Power rankings? MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI? Posts that are vaguely interesting for about five seconds and people actually think it's an achievement? Well fuck me sideways.

Fuck you /sp/. You rode your way through the best season of sport ever, had some of the most lenient modding in the modern history of 4Chan, and still you're a bunch of cunts. You are nothing, and I give you a very short amount of time before you faggots fade back into being thought of as being as dreadful as /ck/, it's your rightful place.

Go to hell you sports fans.

I think I raped my girlfriend last night.

We haven't had vaginal/anal sex yet. We've done plenty of oral and mutual masturbation, but she's too afraid of being penetrated. She doesn't finger herself and won't use tampons. I think she was raped as a kid and just doesn't remember, but she says she wasn't.

Anyways, I crushed up a 2mg Xanax and put it in a hot cup of tea. She drank it and got all loopy. I got to finger her after half an hour of kissing, and then while she was all loopy I fucked her.

Now she thinks the haze was just from losing her virgininity, but I feel insanely guilty. Is it rape if she's proud of herself for facing fears of penetration even if I doped her?

Who the fuck said you are decent looking and pretty smart? Under what evaluation standards?

Nobody, right? Maybe your mom, or some teacher who wanted to encourage you to keep on educating yourself, or some girl who wanted to do charity with you?

No, son, first things first: if you are here posting SAP, you are rather ugly and average smart.

Then, given that you are 21 years old already, I have to tell you, there's pretty much nothing you can do to learn social skills or stop being beta, or whatever the hell you want to call it. That train has passed, know that social skills are learned in middle and high school, not in college/work, on the run. That's just creepy and weird for the rest, and will get you ostrizised (actually, it HAS got you ostrizised).

So, keep on being you. That's all you can do. The cards handed to you are these. Do the best you can, but you can't ask for other cards.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, and 4chan founder Christopher "moot" Poole were both marching arm in arm today at the 9th annual "Fighting Online Antisemitism" seminar in Tel Aviv, Israel. The seminar was blocked off to media but we got the opportunity to shortly speak to both Mark Zuckerberg and Christopher Poole as they were leaving.

"I have feared outing myself as a Jew for a long time. I have been afraid of the reaction from my supporters. I'm no longer afraid to admit I am Jewish. Online Antisemitism is no laughing matter and must be dealt with." said Mr. Poole. Before hoping in his cab Mr. Poole admitted he plans on moving to Jerusalem by years end. His new project canvas follows a strict anti-hate speech policy. By years end Mr. Poole has promised to implement a similar policy on his much more controversial site 4chan.

"Antisemitism is a disease." said Mr. Zuckerberg as he rushed to his limo. "My grandfather died in the holocaust and these cowards have the audacity to claim it never happened online." Mr. Zuckerberg seemed angered and in no mood for further discussion.

Not much is known about the topics of discussion at this years seminar but rumor has it one of the main topics of discussion was the IDF's efforts in building an online army of tolerance.

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

hmm, let's see
I got a guy in jail, accused him of raping me cause I didn't want my boyfriend to know I cheated on him
I drugged my boyfriend with LSD the day he was getting a drugtest for a new job cause I didn't want him to move. The job had a much higher salary than he has now and now he won't be able to get a new job at that company for another 5 years. He doesn't know I did it.
When I was 16 I put weed in my brothers room so my parents wouldn't trust him with the car anymore.
I cheated on my boyfriend with 2 black guys before our valentines dinner
I've used his credit card to buy over 15 grand worth of stuff
we're getting married in may but I'm not sure I can go through with it, I'm having a regular affair with one of his coworkers. So this one is not totally my fault because he also knows about the wedding and hasn't told my boyfriend anything.

This is a question i put to anons across /b that have an utter hatred of Justin Bieber. Now before i start, I'm no Bieber loving faggot. He's just an example of someone hatred is directed towards. So why do you hate him? I mean, we all have to accept, he's a good singer, maybe not the kind of music you like (I'll get to that), but still a good singer. Rebecca Black is an example of someone who can't sing. He got a record deal ect the right way, again not spoilt brat-ish like Rebecca Black who paid for it. Next, i used to follow the hatred thing because i thought, he's probably an up himself total dick, then i saw the advert he did with Ozzy during the Superbowl, taking the piss out of himself looking like a girl, and he's done loads of funnyordie skits (mostly not funny, but still) so i couldn't hate him for that. I know there alot of Metalheads ect who will say it's how musics got shit ect but my opinions always been that music is music. There's no 1 genre greater than another, it's purely taste. I'm one of those people who literally loves pretty much every genre from jazz, to metal, to club anthems and therefore I'd say i have a good taste in music. Because it's a broad taste. I can enjoy so many more songs than someone for example who only listens to pop music. I see arguments on the internet between fans of Metallica and Justin Bieber, and I can sit back and laugh because i can enjoy both and don't have to have stupid arguments over the internet. So i pose the question /b, why do you, if you do, hate Justin Bieber, taste of his music not included.

tl;dr - why do you hate Bieber, not pop music as a whole, but Bieber.

Women are inherently inferior and must be properly managed. There are exceptions to the norm, and these created the feminist movement to begin with, but the average women took feminism and turned it into a means to enslave men. Instead of taking on equal responsibility and doing equal work, women are always being supported by society like lazy welfare recipients who work for fuck all in their life but will make children and yet not take on that responsibility. Every woman (with few exceptions) is like that. They want their cosmetics, jewellery, vacations, and tons of other useless shit and are never pleased because they don't know the satisfaction of working for something themselves. Let's compare suicides; females will often attempt it but rarely succeed and end up getting attention, a white knight boyfriend, and so on out of it. Men usually succeed and when they fail they are worthless shit. A women can whore herself out and has plenty of excuses to support her licentious behaviour; I had to support myself, I couldn't feed myself, my parents abused me, you have no right to judge me! A man, at least a real one, has a sense of honour which would prevent him from going so low. A man would work hard or die an honourable death. A woman doesn't know what honour is and doesn't respect it when she sees it. Women will never work hard at anything; they always want everything easy & painless. A man will get the job done and embrace challenges. When a slut acts like a slut and she is called out on this, she takes it out on the men in her vicinity accusing them of sexual harassment. A man can go around naked but he'll just be laughed at and if any women stare or are turned on by it everyone laughs because society is filled with double standards. Women used to be like dogs; now they're just parasites.

The most common problem atheists have is in their confusing God with "religion". God is not religion, and religion is not God. In fact, atheists are some of the most fanatically religious people on the planet. Their religion is one of the most rigid and exclusionary of all religions, as they regularly demonize, shun, and disparage all others who do not abide by the tenents of their belief systems and practices.

Religion is not simply a set of beliefs in a supernatural power, but is a rigid code of ethics and philosophy, based upon a specific system of belief, practices, or values even resembling, or suggestive of such a system of belief. Atheists often complain about others "pushing" their religious beliefs upon them, yet are some of the pushiest people on the planet when it comes to their own belief system, which they often promote quite religiously.

Here's a little food for thought . . .

What is time? What is its nature? When did time begin? What happened before that?

How big is outer space? Where does it end? When you get to the end of outer space, what's on the other side?

If you atheists are not wise enough to answer these questions fully and accurately, then you are certainly not wise enough to positively and unequivocally make the great and final pronouncement upon the eternal question of whether God does, or does not, in fact, exist.

Here's an interesting video on the subject:

Modern Science Finds God (A Video Presentation) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fswCPeu_Q

When I was around 15 I got an account on the Facebook to keep in touch with my cousin in the
US nd of course a few close friends, well that was the plan anyway, within weeks I had almost everyone I knew friended on that site. not everyone though turned out to be friends...

I started going on there lots, I enjoyed being able to talk to all of my friends, look at the photos watch the videos etc. There was one friend I was very close with she was my best friend. We told each other everything, we played farmville together and we did favours for each other. one day I told her my deepest secret of them all and asked for a small favour in return. She was happy and accepted (I was soon to find out she was the worst person I'd ever met) I gave her access to my account to do this one task. and went away on vacation for a week. when I came back. horror. shock horror. at what she had (I should say had not done) She didn't harvest my level 45 crops on farmville. I killed myself and then her.

i need advise about if i shoud tell my parents that david , my bf , is hiv +

david has been a poz for 3 years and im a neg who want to stay this way! but my parents is kinda homophobic and i dont think that they will take it alright. i need to have their aprovable cuz i live with them thou i have my own job and shit but they coul dthrow me out and david isnt ready for me 2 move in

we have had sex lots of times saftly w/ condoumes and im still a neg and all so dont wory bout me! :~)

also please treat the subgect of him disease maturly, it is no is not a joke and is very seriousl. thankyou for the advice

First you need to make sure you're not gay.
 For this you need to buy an anal dildo and some lube.
 Before starting, you should make sure to take a shit if you need it, so that there's no poo in your anus obstructing your prostate gland.
 Now spread a towel on the bed just in case the lube drips, lube the dildo up and lie down on the bed, and gently start massaging your anal with it. If you're heterosexual male, this shouldn't excite you in any way.
 After a while your anal will slowly begin to loosen up. When it does, slowly apply more pressure, very slowly trying to insert the anal dildo into your anus. Again, if this feels more than like simply taking a shit, or if you get a firm hard-on, you might be gay.
 When you have comfortably inserted the dildo all the way, and you feel it touching your prostate gland, note if it makes you feel feminine in any way. Clench your anus around the firm dildo. Then begin to massage your prostate gland with it. If you start feel pleasure at this point and a need to fap, you're definitely gay, and should go to church to repent.

  I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

 But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Yesterday two of my girlfriends and I were at a cafe on canal street in Manhattan and things were cool, until the most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed in my life occurred.

I'm good-looking - not to be arrogant or anything but most guys like me. I'm smart too (Asian what do you expect XD). I'm in the second year of an Electrical Engineering program at NYU Polytechnic so I’m not some liberal arts slut either. Now For some reason - obviously because he had some candy-assy yellow fever, this dork who attends a lot of classes with me all three years came over to my table while my friends were ordering coffee and tried to start some stupid conversation. He always had this weird crush on me - probably because I'm Chinese and he's a pasty nerd (he has the sad yet ubiquitous idea that Asian women collectively find beta white guys sexy and are just like the characters they read in manga).
He always pulled this nice guy BS, telling me how cute I looked and how intelligent I was in class – and he always had this blush whenever he tried to look me in the eyes (he just looked at my neck or the floor wtf?).
Anyway, as always I tried to keep the embarrassment from setting in, and just gave him the usual cold shoulder, but he kept on. This creepy little homo was ANNOYING. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but I like guys who can handle themselves. This geek kept on with his nauseating nice-guy humor, while his two faggy friends (a sweaty flabby ginger (Its hot as fuck over here so...yah you can imagine) and some uncle tom Jamaican guy (LMAO) ) looked on.

I was just in my bathroom, and I noticed there were two ants running around. They were very small, so I didn't really mind. The first ant was running around and the second ant was following it everywhere. Eventually, the first ant outran the second, and didn't stop or anything. The second ant was wandering around, seemingly confused as to where the first ant ran off to.

This angered me. I killed the first ant for leaving the second behind.

Eventually, the second ant managed to follow the trail of the first. It ended up in the spot where I had killed it, and stopped moving completely for a moment. It didn't know what to do. It was just going around in circles around the first ant.

I feel like shit.

Many people would have you believe that there is nothing whatsoever the Black people can do about racism, that it is something the White people are going to do no matter what, that it is not something the Black people have any control over. They would tell the Black man that he is powerless in this case, a helpless victim who can do nothing to help his plight. It is especially disturbing when this message comes from those who are otherwise a friend of the Black man. Like Liberalism, it is a childish conception of the world that, while well-meaning, renders its believers powerless over their own life experience due to its own short-sightedness.

 So what can Black people do to effectively end racism? First, they can stop assuming that White people are inherently racist. To assume that a person is full of hatred or judgment towards others merely because of his or her light skin color is to engage in the very racism they claim to be against. Racism of that sort won't end racism, no more than gasoline will put out a fire. So we can abandon this failed idea and look to the things White people see that make them think less of the Black man. These are some steps that Black people can unite and take together if they really want to end racism:
Stop committing a disproportionate number of violent crimes. When White people go to other countries that also have diverse populations, and notice that the violent crimes committed by Black people is higher than any other single racial/ethnic group when adjusted for their percentage of the population, what are they supposed to think? If you don't want to be regarded as a savage people who were brought out of the tribal jungle too soon and haven't yet learned to cope with the whole civilized society thing, please stop acting the part.
Stop having a disproportionate number of bastard children. This one can't be emphasized enough as it is surely related to all the other points. Black men, if you don't even care about your own children enough to let them know who you are, if you think so little of them, how is the White man going to argue with you? Parenting is easily the most important responsibility any adult is likely to ever have, and you abandon it willingly. What are White people supposed to think when you do this far more than any other single racial/ethnic group? Do you think it makes you respectable? When even their own fathers shunned them, oes it surprise anyone that such bastard children are far more likely to be incarcerated, far less likely to go to college?
Stop glorifying the "thug" image. When you act like your highest and most noble goal in life is to be a career criminal, and talk happily about abusing women, abusing drugs, stealing, murdering, etc., it doesn't make White people think you're a good human being. It doesn't make White people respect you. It makes them think you're a menace, and when the media helps you spread this message and it influences impressionable White youth, it makes them think you're a contagious menace, like any other disease or infestation. Anyone who wants to hate you for your skin color will feel justified by all of this.
Stop blaming all of your problems on racism. Many groups, from the Native Americans to the Irish Catholics to the Chinese to the Japanese to the Jews and many, many others have unfortunately suffered some kind of racial or ethnic discrimination. Yet they don't top the charts on violent crime statistics. They don't have tons of bastard children. They don't glorify being a thug. The Asians in particular have had a great deal of success because they highly value education. The Jews have amassed financial empires that are the envy of many Capitalists. They all have something in common. When they fail, they blame their own bad decision-making. When they succeed, they attribute it to their hard work. They take personal responsibility for their situation, and if it sucks, they work to improve it.

 Some White people may hate your guts. They may think you're less than a human being. But no thought in a White person's head forces you to commit violent crimes. No thought in a White person's head forces you to abandon your own children and leave them fatherless. If you won't recognize and deal with your own shortcomings in order to become a stronger people, who is going to do that for you? You may have a scapegoat but it's costing you dearly.
Establish one stable, successful, peaceful, prosperous Black nation. Just one will do. This is a quote from Hesketh Prichard. It's pretty bad, but it illustrates what White people are thinking when they see failed Black nation after failed Black nation. If you want to shut them up, prove them wrong:

 "The present condition of Haiti gives the best possible answer to the question, and, considering the experiment has lasted for a century, perhaps also a conclusive one. For a century the answer has been working itself out there in flesh and blood. The Negro has had his chance, a fair field, and no favor. He has had the most beautiful and fertile of the Caribees for his own; he has had the advantage of excellent French laws; he inherited a made country, with Cap Haitien [A once beautiful town on the north coast of Haiti] for its Paris. . . . Here was a wide land sown with prosperity, a land of wood, water, towns and plantations, and in the midst of it the Black man was turned loose to work out his own salvation. What has he made of the chances that were given to him? . . .

 At the end of a hundred years of trial how does the Black man govern himself? What progress has he made? Absolutely none."

 If you address all of those things and still continue to experience racism, you will then have a valid case against White people. As things are now, White people are merely being objective when they see these things and wonder what's wrong with you. The only difference is that some will have compassion for you, while others will think negatively of you. Don't like that? Work on yourselves.

Yes. They really don't seem to like it here. They're always bitching and complaining about how hard they have it. Maybe they will be happier in Africa. AFRICA: land of AIDS, killer bees, niggers, malaria, and loads of other goodies that have spread to the rest of the world to the enjoyment of everyone.

 Let's send all the greasy dirty illegal alien spics to Africa too. I like that better than deporting them to Mexico so they can hop the border again. They like to hop borders? Let's see them hop over the Atlantic Ocean. Just be sure to drop them off right in the middle of the Congo as far away from any towns or villages or cities as possible. Si senor! Maybe the local warlords will pay you under the table to do menial labor for them. Failing that, well lions needs to eat too and that's something you can defnitely help them with, once anyway.

 Oh and in the Congo you can drive drunk all you want... if you can find a car to drive. I know you illegal spics never drive unless you're 1) drunk and 2) have no insurance. Might have a hard time finding the staple of illegal spic beaners everywhere: the van with a ladder on top. Hey maybe Africa has hospitals with emergency rooms you can use for your primary health care, you never know until you go there you lousy fucking parasites.

I am 13, and watch longingly at my handsome father everyday. His lean, muscular physique and beautiful dark eyes are the subjects of my shameful fantasies.

 He is my only family, and I am his little girl, his princess. He has watched me fall, cry, chunder, scream, sob, but deep down I know he adores me, just as I adore him.

 Today I will have him. I want him to love me not just as a daughter, but as a lover. I sit at the dining table, observing him for a while. Then I saunter over and curl up beside him on the couch. I feel his strong arms wrap around my fine shoulders and his lips on top of my head.
 "What do you feel like eating tonight?" he asks me, eyes locked on the evening news.
 I look up at him squirm, pulling myself closer, feeling the warmth of his body through my tshirt dress.
 "Anything.. dad," I breathe, wishing he would at least look at me. My father continues to be gripped by the tv. So I take drastic action, and wrap my skinny arms around his neck, pulling myself astride him, and pressing myself against his chest.
 "Daddy," I whisper as I stare straight at him. He has no choice but to look in my eyes, because i'm blocking his view.
 "I feel depressed today. Can you hug me.. please?"
 He smiles. "Of course."
 Does he realise what i'm doing? I grind slightly against his crotch, pretending to shift around. Nothing.
 Maybe it's time to do something serious. Dad turns and looks at me through his elegant rimless glasses. Trembling slightly, I take them off his face. There's a fleeting expression of confusion before I lower my rosebud mouth onto his lips. At first he is frozen, the he pulls back. He knows what i'm doing now. Oh, daddy, I love you. Please love me back.
 "Why?" he asks softly. Because I want you to touch me. Hold me. He tastes like coffee, as I kiss him again, this time sliding my tongue into his mouth. Daddy doesn't push me away now, not when his little girl is so ripe and luscious. I take his hand and push between my legs. His fingers stroke me through my panties, and I sigh. Now I feel it. I feel his hard tool poking at me as I straddle him.
 "Please, daddy, do it," I moan into his ear. Slowly, he slides his fingers inside my panties, rubbing my slick pussy gently.
 "Yes.." I cry softly. His hand makes me dizzy with pleasure. I unbutton his shirt urgently, and run my hands over his pale but beautifully sculpted torso. He leans towards me and kisses my dainty neck.
 "I don't know why you're doing this to me," he whispers, "but you're so beautiful."
 My hips buck against his hand as I come. Daddy lifts my dress up and kisses my body which is blushing with shameful desire. I can feel his tongue teasing my budding breasts and I almost faint, but his wiry arms cradle my back, supporting me.
 "I want you to.. to.."
 It's embarassing, I can't bring myself to ask.
 "Daddy please, just.."
 He snakes his arms around my waist, holding me against his deliciously hard body. "You don't have to do this, darling. I love you, but I shouldn't be touching you."
 "Daddy please fuck me," I breathe into his ear. "Now."
 My hands work at his belt, pulling it loose, then unzipping his trousers. His cock is standing to attention, and I stroke my little hands over his boxers. I can hear him draw in a breath, weakening at my touch.
 He tugs my panties down my thighs and I push his boxers down, impaling myself on his stiff tool. Grinding my little hips against him, feeling him slide inside me.
 "I love you Daddy," I whimper as I lose my maidenhood in his arms. His lips are sucking at my mouth, sucking at my tongue, tasting me, drinking me in. I smell his aftershave and the scent of imported cigarettes, and feel his stubble grazing at my cheeks.

 "Daddy, do you love me?" I ask afterwards. He looks at me with his beautiful dark eyes. I put my hands on his sickeningly perfect face, gazing at his aquiline nose and cupid's bow lips. My handsome father, mine.

 "Of course."
2  Name: afrosuitnigra : 2006-07-21 12:33

 "Please, daddy, do it," I moan into his ear. Slowly, he slides his fingers inside my panties, rubbing my slick pussy gently.
 "Yes.." I cry softly. His hand makes me dizzy with pleasure. I unbutton his shirt urgently, and run my hands over his pale but beautifully sculpted torso. He leans towards me and kisses my dainty neck.
 "I don't know why you're doing this to me," he whispers, "but you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

 I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
 The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
 If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
 But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

 I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
 Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
 To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

We're talking about software - programming - NOT carpentry or auto mechanics.

Gimme an algorithm or any other job and I'll implement it in 'C' - I don't need no pussy language that makes parsing text easier (Perl) or web back ends easier (Python) or worry about the mythical write once run everywhere languages like Java.

If the hardware exists, there's a 'C' compiler for it or an assembler.

Face it, all these other OOP and procedural languages were written by dorks because they can - and to put on their resume that they wrote a language.

I'll think I'll use YACC and "write" my own language that just uses profanity and other vulgar language.

For example: x=2+2 would be "x shits 2 fucks 2".

Strings? pee like pee stream (string). Or to access an array would be "x suckme address[0]" (this moves the first element of address into 'x')

 adresss PEE 20 (20 character string).

The interpreted version of it will be called Pussy and the compiled version will be called Homo.

IF U WERE KILLED [insert youre name here], I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

My first time anal experience was probably the worst sexual experience of my life. I have had many instances where sex wasn’t very good or that I messed things up by shooting a bit too fast. Everyone has those things happen at times. But that anal thing will haunt my memories for the rest of my life, waking me up from a dead sleep, a pale white ghost of my former self. Now, I won’t get into all the details on just how bad it was, but I will tell you that I will never EVER do anal again after this. Just the thought of it makes me cringe and want to hide myself in a closet somewhere.

 First off, the first time anal was with a girl that I knew very well. We have been going out off and on for years and thought we would give it a try sometime. I wish now that we had never agreed to any of it. In fact, I wish I could go back in time and force myself not to even bring it up with her again. I can’t put into words just how horrifying it was to even attempt what we did. But I have moved forward on this subject, now haven’t I?

 Anyway, to make a very long and disturbing story a bit shorter, we were sitting around watching some movies at my place when I decided I would ask her if she had done anal before. I was very interested in my first time anal experience and was kind of hoping that she had done it before so she could explain to me what to do to make it feel the best it could feel. She was very interested in what I was asking and got overly excited when I started to mention anal with her. I thought this was a very good reaction so I kept going with it.

 Now, I won’t go into great detail here but her idea for my first time anal wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. In fact, if I had known what her idea was before it happened we probably wouldn’t have discussed it any further. Needless to say, my first time will be my last and there is no way in hell I will EVER trust another girl behind me with anything that even resembles a strap on or dildo of any kind and that does include fruit and veggies too!

Rationalize all you want. You KNOW the mental verdict that your friends, family, coworker, boss, roommate, crush, or who the fuck ever would reach in a matter of seconds if they were to find out you enjoy cartoon porn pictures of little girls with realistically-rendered bodies. Just imagine saying to them, out loud, the arguments you're making in this thread in your defense, hearing your voice quail and finally go out under their stern gaze and the slight, disgusted quivering of their lip, and knowing that no matter what you say 99.999% of people would reach the same conclusion from what you're into.

The Sussman sat on his wizard throne, still donning his standard wizard hat and

 robe, which was still dripping from the shower in which he put them on. As he

 stroked his neckbeard he pondered the things which the Satori ponder. Beneath

 his feet lay the broken fragments of the python, the foul demon summoned by the

 Sussman's nemesis and anticudder Abelson, then slain by the worthy and brave

 Haskell nomads.

 The nomads were not there on this dark day, however. There had been a rumors of

 Guido in the forests of the north, who was suspected to be developing a new,

 even more woesome and fail snake to do battle with the almighty Satori. They had

 pursued the Guido over 9000 times in the past, only to turn up nothing in each

 adventure. That fucking Guido was sneaky like a fucking snake.

 The Sussman stoked his wizard beard as he hummed the tune to SICP... today would

 be a well-balanced parenthesis.

Read my writings and be stunned by how insightful it is. Bask in wonder at how my words improve your life and make you a better person. Prostrate yourself in awe of how socially keen and cutting-edge I am. I am extremely intelligent and witty; I want those sharp enough to seek me out to know it as reward for finding me.

I've always considered myself totally heterosexual, and never even considered a sexual experience with another guy. That was until I began surfing the net. I began to find sites like this and others which had stories and pictures posted of men enjoying other men sexually. I began to think about it more and more, and for the first time in my life fantasized about other men while masturbating. Since watching women masturbate was always my biggest turn-on, it only seemed natural that the thought of men masturbating might also excite me... I was right.

 After almost a year of exploring on the Web and in MforM chatrooms, I knew that I somehow had to experience something in real life. But I certainly didn't want to do it with a stranger.

 The person I looked to was my best friend Darl. I would soon discover that Darl fit the description of the type of guy that excited me from my on-line experiences. He was thin, with nice muscle tone, but not considered built, he had dark hair a nice tan and had a completely smooth chest and stomach and hardly any hair on his legs. Even though we had been friends since high school (now in our early 20's) I had never seen him totally nude. I was becoming increasingly curious.

 Even though we're very close, I found it very difficult to bring up the subject. I did it as subtlety as possible; one day while surfing the net together I "accidently" stumbled upon the M/M stories posted on your page. I purposely went to the hottest ones and pretended to read them for the first time with him.

 I kind of said very casually after reading them that I couldn't believe that they were actually a "bit" of a turn-on.(In reality I was ready to explode just discussing it with him). I asked him if he ever thought about sex with a guy, and after some initial denying it, he did confess to dreaming about it once in a while. I told him I thought it might be interesting under the right circumstances.

 Well, the right circumstances came about a month later. We were at his house, it was a very hot day and we were swimming in his pool. I had just finished some laps and I crawled up into the floating pool lounge to catch some sun while Darl continued to swim. As I laid in the very hot sun, I began to watch Darl in the pool. I couldn't believe how much I was getting turned on watching his very smooth body slice through the blue water. It actually scared me a little, because I really didn't want to be bisexual; I love girls.

 I couldn't resist the urge though; as he swam by me I extended my leg out, pushing it into his back, pretending to hold him under. I was just dying to feel his skin under my own, even if it was my foot. He swam out from under me and fought back, overturning my lounge bringing me into the water with him. We started underwater wrestling, and I purposely fought hard just to hold on to him. The smell of the chlorine on top of his skin was intoxicating. I was going crazy.

 I knew I had to stop or I was going to embarrass myself. I broke free and got out of the pool, grabbing my towel quickly to cover the growing bulge in my bathing suit. I laid down on the lounge for a bit, but I couldn't get my erection to subside.

 "Does being out in the sun too long make you horny sometimes?" I asked him.

 He laughed, "yeah, of course it does. Hot sun always does ".

 I got up from the chair and started toward the house, telling him I needed to get out of the heat. I went upstairs to his room, fortunately his parents were both working. In his room he had a VCR and I knew some x-rated movies. I put one in the machine and began watching it, my cock was so hard I was going crazy. The scene was a girl/girl encounter, but all I could think of was feeling his body in the pool.

 "What are you doing?" he asked from the doorway

 "I'm really horny, I told you."

 "I can see that," he said looking down toward my crotch. "Just go take care of yourself in the bathroom." he said.

 "But then I won't be able to see the film," I said, while pushing on my cock through my swim trunks. I could see his eyes were fixed on my hand pushing on my cock. I don't think he knew what to make of it, but I could see that his own bathing suit was rising a bit in the front. This scared me to death, but also excited me so much that I was encouraged to continue.

 I slid my hand up my left leg to rub inside my suit, I pretended be interested in the film again, but I couldn't help but turn back and stare at his ever growing bulge. Finally there was no hiding it for him either. I kind of smirked and gestured for him to sit down and watch the film with me.

 He did just that, sitting next to me on the floor about six feet away. We were now both rubbing our cocks under our suits and watching these two girls 69 each other on the tv.

 The more we got into it though, I noticed that Darl kept looking toward me more than he was watching the screen. This was fine by me; It was all I could do not to stare right at his bulge. I could feel my heart racing and my breathing quicken.

 I new somebody had to take the first step, I slid off my trunks, exposing to him my very hard 7 1/2 inch cock. He was totally fixed on me from that ppoint on, and a little shocked that I'd done it.

 "Come on," I said, "You mine as well be comfortable,"

 Without further suggestion he pulled off his bathing suit, and I got my first look at another guy's erect penis. He was hard, and actually his dick looked similar to mine, I discovered we both keep our pubic hair cut very close and our balls shaved.

 I leaned back against his bed and faced him, inspiring him to also turn and lean against the wall to face my way. we were now totally ignoring the movie and concentrating on each other's hands working of our hard cocks.

 Our eyes drifted back and forth between each others crotches and the expression of pure desire on the other's face. What turns me on so much about watching people get themselves off is that look in their eyes, when they reach the point of no return; where they must cum at any cost. Darl and I both had that look in our eyes.

 Darl brought his hand up to his mouth and licked his palm to wet it and returned it to his cock. I followed his lead. The chlorine had made my cock a bit dry and my saliva made stroking easier.

 When a drop of pre-cum appeared on my head, I brushed it with my fingertip and brought it to my waiting tongue. Darl watched with delight, "I thought I was the only one who did that," he moaned.

 I was getting close and so was he, we were both laying back now, hips rocking in rhythmic motion.

 "Fuck, I never thought this could be so hot," he moaned, almost screamed.

 I couldn't resist, "Cum with me Darl". I screamed.

 I jumped up and moved closer to him; I didn't consider the consequences, I didn't care, I just had to feel him. I moved next to him so our legs were touching, then in a more daring move I rubbed my cock against his leg. "Cum on me Darl," I screamed.

 He too was beyond control and he moved forward and knelt in front of me. Our legs were together and our cocks even brushed together. I wanted so bad to kiss him at that moment, but I couldn't, I also wanted to suck on his nipple but I held back. Feeling his cock against mine would suffice. I looked directly into his eyes as my cock exploded, sending blast after blast of semen against his stomach. He burst too flooding my own chest and stomach. We collapsed into back and stare

Do you also give them a personality based on their bullet patterns?

For example, the aforementioned mist fairy is the fifth from the left on the first wave of MoF Stage 4's infamous pellet storm and I think her to be a gentle, fair-minded girl who tries to hold back the mischief of the other fairies, because everything else in that stage is raining down on you with no mercy while she leaves a small gap to squeeze through on her wave. It's almost as if she takes pity to the player and allows passage because it would be unfair if there were no openings, and since she is the last one in her wave, it looks like she's flying after the other fairies in a hurry and telling them to not overdo it. Though, sometimes her own mischievous nature takes over and she places her bullets too close to the screen edge, causing a clipdeath when one tries to rush past.

Even though she has ruined many a run, she's precious to me. I can just imagine her popping up behind the waterfall with her permanently wet dress clipping to her body and trying to balance covering herself, shooting her danmaku and keeping the other fairies in check.

If Objectivism seems familiar, it is because most people know it under another name: adolescence. Many of us experienced a few unfortunate years of invincible self-involvement, testing moral boundaries and prone to stormy egotism and hero worship. Usually, one grows out of it. Libertarians and Objectivists are moved by the mania of a single idea — a freedom indistinguishable from selfishness.

Everything is discussed openly in Germany, and every German claims the right to have an opinion on any and all questions. One is Catholic, the other Protestant, one an employee, the other an employer, a capitalist, a socialist, a democrat, an aristocrat. There is nothing dishonorable about choosing one side or the other of a question. Discussions happen in public, and where matters are unclear or confused one settles it by argument and counter argument. But there is one problem that is not discussed publicly, one that it is delicate even to mention: the Jewish question. It is taboo in our republic.

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

One cannot defend himself against the Jew. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.

Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him, and the attacker becomes the liar, the troublemaker, the terrorist. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the Jew wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the Jew really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the Jew. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of his nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions:

    1. One cannot fight the Jew by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the German system, or he will forever corrupt it.

    2. One cannot discuss the Jewish question with the Jews. One can hardly prove to a person that one has the duty to render him harmless.
    3. One cannot allow the Jew the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to trap his enemy.
    4. The Jew has nothing to say about German questions. He is a foreigner, an alien, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses.
    5. The so-called religious morality of the Jews is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the state.
    6. The Jew is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His system cannot be defeated economically — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through political means.
    7. A Jew cannot insult a German. Jewish slanders are but badges of honor for a German opponent of the Jews.
    8. The more a German person or a German movement opposes the Jew, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the Jews, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the Jews, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
    9. The Jew evaluates German questions from the Jewish standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.
    10. One must either affirm or reject anti-Semitism. He who defends the Jews harms his own people. One can only be a Jewish lackey or a Jewish opponent. Opposing the Jews is a matter of personal hygiene.

These principles give the anti-Jewish movement a chance of success. Only such a movement will be taken seriously by the Jews, only such a movement will be feared by them.

The fact that he shouts and complains about such a movement therefore is only a sign that it is right. We are therefore delighted that we are constantly attacked in the Jewish gazettes. They may shout about terror. We answer with Mussolini’s familiar words: “Terror? Never! It is social hygiene. We take these individuals out of circulation just as a doctor does to a bacterium.

i have been hacking seince i was 7 (im 13 now) my parents supported it, and it has helped many people, i have helped add security to sites by testing security, and there is a whole group of hackers im a part of at hackthissite.org hackers arnt bad, those are "crakers" who are mindless morons, you sir are the idiot, you trust the media, you didnt research you are the bad one. i have hacked many things but, for good. are you saying a site about killing people becuse of there race and supports it should stay up?? is that better than hacking?? i have hacked a site like that and shut it down. think im bad? F*ck you!! i have broken some laws but, for good reasons, the government makes you think hacking is bad because the govrnment fears us, but us hackers dont fear them, so the government uses people whot think there hackers and shows them on tv then, people think thats what a hacker is. hacker acually means "one who is experienced in computers and problem solving" i think i have done good, and that i dont hack like black hats who are morons (pretty much "crackers") i hope i will change your opinion.

Perl is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Perl is a good person, and you see that Perl has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Perl and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.

My 'problem' is following: Love Japan for like 5 years already (also, nope, not just because of Animes). Well, recently I just got in FB contact with a japanese girl (and it was not even intended to make contact, it was by accident) and I'm really stunned by her charming type. She likes the same football team as I do and all that stuff, now there is one fucking problem; She can't speak english for fuck. Seriously, I'm from Germany and my education is not the best, but my english is pretty good, so I'd guess you have to blame japanese schools. She doesn't understand a word I am saying I think, just easy words are understandable for her. Thats why she doesn't reply that often (Still assuming, she probably just doesn't like me). She doesn't even get that I'm actually interested in her, which is very sad. Anyway, I want to learn japanese in the fastest way possible, I've got all the books to learn and the audio for it already from my bro (he brings it in a few days at least). I just want to have a conversation with her so that she actually understands what I am saying, if that means I have to wait 1 or 2 years til I can speak (or write) it a little bit I'm okay. I'm really motivated and as school is fucking easy for me atm (11. grade, probably next 2 years just normal school) I have loads of time.
Question - how long does it take (and how much time did you need) to do that kind of stuff?

Ah yeah, surely there will be some guys who tell me I'm not going to do it because I'm just learning it because of her: Nah. I always wanted to learn it, though nothing got me starting. Now I really feel like I want it, its a passion. And nope, I don't think I have any chances at that girl, but learning a language is in no case bad.

Also, I would be thankful for every tip about learning japanese, especially how to start.

LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW:
JAPANESE SCHOOL LIFE IS HORRIBLE.

JAPANESE APARTMENTS ARE HORRIBLE AND OVERPRICED.

JOBS IN JAPAN ARE ABSOLUTELY INHUMANE AND YOU, AS A FOREIGNER, WILL NEVER GET GOOD JOBS, YOU'LL FOREVER BE UNDERPAID FOR THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WORK YOU'LL HAVE TO DO TO SUSTAIN YOURSELF.

EVERYONE IN JAPAN IS COLD AS FUCK AND WILL DISLIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FOREIGNER, EVEN IF YOU WERE JAPANESE, EVERYONE WOULD ALWAYS EXPECT THE ABSOLUTE BEST OUT OF YOU NO MATTER WHAT, AND -STILL- MOST LIKELY IGNORE YOU.

STOP.

FUCKING.

WATCHING.

ANIME.

ANIME IS WHAT JAPANESE PEOPLE USE TO DREAM ABOUT A BETTER LIFE, DO YOU TAKE DISNEYLAND AS OUR NORMAL TOWN IN THE WEST?

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, IT'S A CORPORATE DREAM CREATED TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM RELAX.

THAT'S WHAT 90% OF ANIME USUALLY FUCKING IS.

STOP.

JUST FUCKING STOP.

OH AND ONE LAST THING, SEX IN JAPAN IS NONEXISTENT.
EVERYONE IS SEXUALLY REPRESSED AS FUCKING HELL, 90% OF THE JAPANESE FEMALE POPULATION ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MONEY AND HOW MUCH THEY CAN LEECH OFF YOU, THERE IS -NO- GOOD SEX AND -NO- ROMANCE WHATSOEVER, ALL THE SEX TOYS, FETISH VIDEOS AND HENTAI ANIME AND DOUJINS EXIST IN JAPAN BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING SEXUALLY REPRESSED IN THEIR HORRIBLE EMOTIONLESS EVERYDAY LIFE THEY NEED OUTLETS BECAUSE THEY DON'T -FUCK- ENOUGH, NOT EVEN REMOTELY.

I write world-changing applications in languages you have probably not yet heard of. My code is poetry, meanwhile yours is oh-noetry.

This can be solved two ways:

1 - Considering the waifu as an imaginary entity, you may multiply her by her conjugate to make her real. For instance suppose that she is equal to (looks + personality * i), where she to be "realized" in this way, she would become (looks^2+personality^2), at which point the square root should be taken to normalize the her. This will result in some distortion in the appearance.

2 - Consider her as a 2D being that is real. The integral should be taken of her. If she can be modeled as f(x) = looks(dim^2)+personality(dim^1)+story, then she will become looks(dim^3)+personality(dim^2)+story(dim^1)+C. Special care must be given however, because a waifu with a 2D personality will become unstable if raised a dimension. The result may result in yandere and NTR traits.

can only assume three things about you.
- You're doing this because you're socially retarded and believe this is how you communicate with people/help people and mean no harm

- you do this on purpose because you're a passive aggressive fuck and every time you get frustrated with your own problems, whatever they may be you come here and go all eloquent on me just to rile me up and watch me rage to feel better about yourself or feel smart and important like.

- You do this because you're some kind of an obsessive fuck who is bothered by how some guy halfway across the world lives and what bothers you even more is that this guy, disabled, fat, stupid and all that is generally happy with his life without being super ambitious about it all.

If it's the 1st one, you're wasting your time, if it's the other two, get more therapy, you fucking need it

Basically my question to you is based on everything you've seen concerning
the character of Bardock and Goku, what would happen if Goku had an actual
meeting with his father? What words would they exchange? What would cause
such a meeting, etc? It can be any continuity you choose. Now that you know
what to write about, be creative and come up with what in your view would
happen if father and son were to meet.

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, nanodesu~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

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Don't you just want to run along the beach with her, hand in hand?

Don't you also want to gently press her down in the warm sand and run your hands all over her small body?

hahahah shit face, yes i'm so jealous of you!!! i wish i was some ugly ass
kid who lived his entire flaccid existence for the joy getting hits on some
internet forum. it must be better than getting hits to the face that your
alcoholic step father gives you, right? you fucking piece of miserable shit.
i feel sorry for your shit parents.

1. Did you know that non-Jewish Israelis cannot buy or lease land in Israel? A Jew from any country in the world is guaranteed citizenship in Israel, while the Palestinians who have been there for centuries are oppressed and persecuted.

2. Did you know that instead of sewing an insignia on clothing to distinguish race (like the Germans did to the Jews before WW2), Palestinian license plates in Israel are color coded to distinguish Jews from non-Jews?

3. Did you know that East Jerusalem, the West Bank, Gaza, and the Golan Heights are all considered by the entire world community, including the United States and the United Nations, to be occupied territory and NOT part of the State of Israel?

4. Did you know that Israel allots 85% of the water resources for Jews, and the remaining 15% is divided among all Palestinians in the territories? For example in Hebron, 85% of the water is set aside for about 400 Jewish settlers, while the remaining 15% is distributed among Hebron's 120, 000 Palestinians?

5. Did you know that the United States awards Israel $5 billion in aid each year from American tax dollars?

6. Did you know that US aid to Israel ($1.8 billion annually in military aid alone) exceeds the aid the US grants to the entire African continent? This aid is used both to buy American weaponry and to buy arms made in Israel.
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7. Did you know that Israel is awaiting an additional $4 billion worth of American military hardware, including new F-16s and Apache and Blackhawk helicopters. As Israel's main ally and supporter internationally, the United States is committed to maintaining the Jewish state's "qualitative edge" in weapons over its neighbours.

8. Did you know that the U.S. administration has notified Congress on numerous occasions that Israel has violated the rules on how US-supplied weapons are used? (In 1978, 1979 and 1982 during fighting in Lebanon, and once after Israel's bombing of an Iraqi nuclear reactor in 1981.)

9. Did you know that Israel is the only country in the Middle East that refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections from its sites?

10. Did you know that high-ranking military officers in the Israeli Defence Forces have admitted publicly that unarmed prisoners of war have been summarily executed by the Israeli forces?

11. Did you know that Israel blew up an American diplomatic facility in Egypt and attacked a US warship in international waters (the USS Liberty), killing 33 and wounding 177 American sailors and the US did nothing about it? (Imagine if an Islamic country like Iraq did this!)

12. Did you know that Israel stands in defiance of 69 United Nations Security Council Resolutions?

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13. Did you know that Israel is explicitly dedicated to the policy of maintaining a distinct Jewish character?

14. Did you know that Israel's current Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, was found by an Israeli court to be "personally and directly responsible" for the Sabra and Shatilla massacre in Lebanon where more than a thousand innocent Palestinian men, women, and children were axed to death or lined up and shot in cold blood?

15. Did you know that on May 20, 1990, a group of unarmed Palestinian labourers were lined up and murdered by an Israeli solider as they sat waiting for transportation back to Gaza? The terrified labourers who gathered in an area of southern Israel known as Rishon Lezion (known to Palestinians by its Arabic name Oyon Qara) handed their ID cards to the Israeli soldier. The soldiers ordered the distressed labourers to kneel down and face the ground and unexpectedly showered them with a barrage of bullets, killing seven and wounding many others. Needless to say, the soldier was not charged with any crime.

16. Did you know that until as recently as 1988, Israelis were permitted to run "Jews Only" job ads?

17. Did you know that the Israeli Foreign Ministry pays six US public relations firms to promote a "positive image" of Israel to the American public?

18. Did you know that Sharon's coalition government includes a party--Molodet--which advocates ethnic cleansing by openly calling for the forced expulsion of all Palestinians from the occupied territories?

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19. Did you know that recently-declassified documents indicate that David Ben-Gurion approved of the forced expulsion of Arabs from all Palestinian territory in 1948?

20. Did you know that the former chief rabbi of Israel, Rabbi Ovadia Yossef, who is also a founder and spiritual leader of the religious Shas party (Israel's third largest political party) openly advocates a 'Final Solution' to annihilate the Palestinians? Speaking at the widely broadcast sermon marking the last Passover, he declared of the Palestinians: "The Lord shall return their deeds on their own heads, waste their seed and exterminate them, devastate them and vanish them from this world. It is forbidden to be merciful to them. You must send missiles to them and annihilate them. They are evil and damnable."

21. Did you know that Palestinian refugees make up the largest portion of the refugee population in the world?

22. Did you know that Palestinian Christians are considered the "living stones" of Christianity because they are the direct descendants of the disciples of Jesus Christ? And the Palestinian Christians stand united with their Muslim brethren in the struggle against the Israeli occupation.

23. Did you know that despite a ban on torture by Israel's High Court of Justice, torture has continued unabated by Shin Bet interrogators on Palestinian prisoners?

24. Did you know that despite every Israeli attempt to disrupt Palestinian education, Palestinians have the highest ratio of PhDs per capita in the world?

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25. Did you know that the right of self-determination is guaranteed to every human being under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights [December, 1948], yet Palestinians were/are expected to negotiate for this right under the Oslo Accords?

26. Did you know that despite what is widely perpetuated and written in the history books that the Arabs attacked Israel in the 1967 war, it was Israel who attacked the Arab countries first, capturing Jerusalem and the West Bank, and called the attack a pre-emptive strike?

27. Did you know that, as an occupying power, Israel has a particular responsibility under the Geneva Conventions to protect Palestinian civilians?

28. Did you know that, despite Ariel Sharon's public call for a unilateral ceasefire, Israeli soldiers have not stopped shooting, killing or bulldozing Palestinian homes? The most recent example of this is the murder of three innocent women who were shot by an Israeli tank as they sat in their tent!

29. Did you know that the Zionists have been trying to destroy Masjid al-Aqsa and the Dome of the Rock for the last 50 years by digging underground tunnels beneath the sites to weaken its foundation causing it to collapse?

30. Nelson Mandela called the Israeli government an apartheid regime, just like South Africa used to be.