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Where I come from, BBC still means Brittish Broadcasting Channel whereas in California it means Big Black Cock. Some questions, like the article, shouldn't be answered because they don't give a right to answer them due to the illogical constructions. We see crap articles on Slashdot like this because it's fake multiculturalism being used to destroy or astroturf on professionals. Likewise, a demographics of Blacks has always been primitive to not need or know the purpose of computing because they never persued any security of property requiring more than violence and degredation; this is true because the only Blacks I've ever met and seen are in the "video game programming schools" where they use not a Programming Language but a precompiled pseudo-code "presentation" software that requires no math beyond a 5th Grader mentality.

That's proof alone that most Blacks only see computers as just a cheap way to get cheaper entertainment or porn and sell stolen property or drugs while using their anonymity to harass anyone. They are in a vicious downward cycle, and Los Angeles and Illinois and Michigan are proof of that.

Proof alone is the article submitter for this discussion.

It's like I walk into Tibet and complain that there are no Chinese Tibetans or Communist Budhists and so the mainland Chinese government instead of naturalizing marriage between Chinese and Tibetans just starts pushing Tibetans into the ocean and bulldozing thousand-year old Temples to pave the way for modern Chinese commercial constructions and habitations.

You download some CP to fap to courtesy of a certain investment banker.

You are horrified to find that one of the video you’ve downloaded shows your waifu back in her loli days being gangraped by her step dad and his friends.

Your waifu have never mentioned to you about this, in fact she told you that she was a virgin before meeting you.

What do you do?

[ ] confront her with the video
[ ] discuss this with her sensitively, offering her your support
[ ] delete the video, pretend you never saw it
[ ] fap

It gets better, life will improve, your problems will fade away, and things get be easier to deal with.

 When you die, thats it, your dead, and your never coming back
 Once you die, everything you've ever experienced or will expiriance is gone, you'll never wake up or eat food or laugh at a joke or smile, its all gone.
 Every memory you hold dear, every dream and aspiration you've ever had, all that will die with you.
 Every friend you've ever had, every friend you'll ever make, all will be gone.
 You'll never see your mother or father, you'll never see your friends, you'll never get to watch a new south park episode, or laugh at a funny green text.

 All the thing you have yet to acomplish, you're never going to have, you'll never look at your newborn child, you'll never kiss a women and tell her you love her, you'll never learn a new skill, or read a new book.

 Every thing you've ever done, and have yet to do, goes with you.
 So please, reconsider.

 Talk to us OP

I have officially lost it. I have transcended beta to a new level.

Before we go anywhere else, yes I am a neckbeard who lives alone living on social security permavirgin
beta faggot that no women would ever want. Yet, I still always wished for that feeling of love. There is
this beautiful girl who lives in the same complex as me, probably going to college, and always drinks coffee at 8:00
night time alone outside on one of the picnic tables. She is that shy and cute bookworm type but at the same time
always has that "Fuck off" aura that most women seem to have so I could never ask her out.


So instead, I managed to spike her drink and brought her into my room. I didn't rape her, I just cuddled her sleeping body
and pretended she was my waifu. At around 3:00 AM I carried her back to her own apartment, tucked her into
her bed, gave her a kiss goodnight and left.

It's been a week now and while she seems to not suspect me nor remember anything and is back to her old habits.

Am I beyond saving? Is there any way I can ask her out for real?

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
    reverse its length, write again;
    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
    values aside, each one;
        die sheep! die to reverse the system
        you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
    do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
    wait, wait until time;
    wait until next year, next decade;
        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
        die at last
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 Imgboards are DOWN. Well, up and down. Much like moot's tongue on the throbbing gristlestick of WT Snax. When will moot spare the time from his frenzied homosexing to come and fix the imgboards?

>go to 4chan club
>walk in room
>reeks of shit
>bunch of fat kids sitting in the front
>turns to me
>says "ch-check em hahahahahahahahahaa"
>everyone starts screaming "dubs!!!!"
>fake a laugh, sit down
>the leader stands up
>girl walks in
>the leader sits down to hide his erection
>nobody is talking
>she asks "is this the 4chan club?"
>nobody answers
>hear a neckbeard go "n-no"
>she turns around and walks out
>he turns to his friends and says
>"HAHAHAHAHA I TROLL HER AM I RITE GUYS?"
>they all start laughing

Zelda didn't do much for the economy, but she did reinstate all of the corporate regulations that Ganon had repealed. Zelda, like a proper Head of State, left it up to the High Council to enforce corporate regulations, whereas Ganon disbanned the High Council, and appointed corporations to take charge of enforcing things. This pushed Hyrule into calamity, because the corporations did jackshit to encourage an orderly society. They just seized the opportunity to make more money, and they were sharing it with him to avoid being punished with curses.

It will be a great day in America when the protestors finally snap and hundreds of police are brutally murdered in the streets. GOD I'm going to cum so hard when I see pictures of the pigs getting gang stomped as they plead for their pathetic lives. The funny thing is, all these neo-con pieces of shit (who deserve only death, you republiscum christian fuckholes) think that the "hippies" are just a bunch of pussies, and that "surely the police armed with Riot gear will easily put them down" but GUESS WHAT? All police are cowards and, as history shows us, when confronted with honest to God aggression, their first reaction is to start shooting and panic.

PROBLEM: 60-70% of the protestors are totally capable of completely destroying a police officer in a fight. we're talking punk kids with 50 piercings and tattoos who have drank so much they don't really feel pain. We're talking former marines who can't get a leg up and are pissed off they just spent 3 years in the desert fighting to protect a bunch of rich fascists...you think some fucking namby-pampy 40 year old balding fat cop with a little body armor is going to stand tall when 15 angry as hell punks come storming at him with knives, bats, and shotguns?

Fuck no.

Gonna be pig blood running through the streets, and it will be a GLORIOUS day in America when that happens.

you don't know anything about my life. Let me tell you something. several years back in middle school I designed and tailored dress for a classmate for the talent show. She won. As an act of gratitude (so she thought) she announced to the entire fucking audience that I made that dress for her and there's no way she would have won without my help. Everyone stared at me awkwardly for the next few days and people were whispering behind my back of what a creep and/or pervert I was. The dress wasn't even scanty at all.
nowadays I stay locked up in my room and order fake occult stuff off the internet and return it before I have to pay.

In the United States, the average life span of women is 7 years longer than that of men. Women live longer than men in all developed countries. Women also tend to have a lower mortality rate at every age. Even in the womb, male fetuses have a higher mortality rate than female fetuses.
 
Men have external testes, which are susceptible to severe injury, rupture or torsion.
 
Women have more sensitive hearing than men. Women also have a more sensitive sense of smell than men, both in the differentiation of odors, and in the detection of slight or faint odors.
 
Women generally have faster blood flow to their brains and lose less brain tissue as they age than men do.
 
Women produce more antibodies at a faster rate than men. Hence they develop fewer infectious diseases and succumb for shorter periods. Women are also less likely to suffer from cancer than men.
 
Certain conditions are X-linked recessive, in that the gene is carried on the X chromosome. Genetic females (XX) will have the disease only if both their X chromosomes are defective with a similar deficiency, whereas genetic males (XY) will have the disease if their only X chromosome is defective. For this reason, such conditions are far more common in males than in females. Examples of X-linked recessive conditions are color blindness, hemophilia, and Duchenne muscular dystrophy.
 
Statistically more men than women work in more dangerous occupations including: construction, transportation and utilities, mining, agriculture, forestry, fishing, firefighting, policing and patrol officers. There is also harder physical entrance criteria for men in these occupations.
 
The majority of occupational deaths occur among men. In one U.S. study, 93% of deaths on the job involved men, with a death rate approximately 11 times higher than women.
 
Insurance companies often charge different rates for men and women: Automobile insurance companies charge more for teenage boys than their female counterparts. Life and disability insurance is also higher for males than for females.
 
52.9% of American women are in the labor force versus 73.3% of men. 70.7% of women with children under 18 are in the workforce (up from 47% in 1975), compared with 94% of men with children under 18. Approximately 26% of employed women only work part time, compared with about 11% of employed men. Women in nonagricultural industries only work 35.9 hours per week versus 41.6 hours for men.
 
Women are more likely to be hired to child-related occupations than men. In general, men are more likely to be accused of pedophilia. Single men are also much less likely to be allowed to adopt children or gain custody of children than single women.
 
In many countries a disproportionate amount of maternity leave is granted than paternity leave.
 
Many countries, including the US, have male-only conscripted military service.
 
There is often a bias in health concerns in favor of women. For example, there is more advertisements and awareness for breast cancer than prostate cancer, though both cancers kill approximately the same number of people each year.
 
It is generally acceptable for a woman to wear traditionally male clothing, while the converse is often seen as unusual. Also, in most societies, homosexual and bisexual women are more widely accepted than their male counterparts.
 
In most societies, men are generally expected to play the more active role in the early stages of courtship, for example in asking the woman for a date. Society places a greater expectation on males to conform to "masculine" social norms that on women to conform to "feminine" social norms. It's usually seen as socially acceptable for a female to try out or follow more masculine social norms, whereas if a male does the same for feminine social norms they often attract unwanted attention and are victims of ridicule and insult.
 
Much more pressure is put on men than women to preform well sexually by the media.
 
In western countries, males are much more likely to die by suicide than females (usually by a factor of 3:1); 69 out of 74 non-western countries found an excess male mortality from suicide. American males between the ages of 20 and 24 have a suicide rate that is seven times higher than that of women.
 
With the exception of rape, men are far more likely than women to be the victims of violent crime.
 
Violence against men is taken less seriously than violence against women. Depiction of violence against men are often used as humorous in the media and elsewhere where the reverse would be seen as unacceptable.
 
There is also much less support or sympathy for male victims in domestic violence than for female victims. Statutory rape laws are enforced more vehemently in instances where the victim is female and/or the perpetrator is male. Many female-on-male rape cases are dismissed without investigation. The media also portrays female-on-male rape as humorous in the media and elsewhere where the reverse would be seen as unacceptable.
 
Women often have lower incarceration rates and shorter sentences than men for the same crimes.
 
Numerous tenets of the divorce favor women over men, including the previously mentioned child custody, but also alimony and child support payments and division of property from the husband. In their study titled "Child Custody Policies and Divorce Rates in the US," Kuhn and Guidubaldi find it reasonable to conclude that women anticipate advantages to being single, rather than remaining married. When women anticipate a clear gender bias in the courts regarding custody, they expect to be the primary residential parent for the children and recipient of the resulting financial child support, maintaining the marital residence, receiving half of all marital property, and gaining total freedom to establish new social relationships. Over two-thirds of all divorces are initiated by women. Among college-educated couples, the percentages of divorces initiated by women is approximately 90%.
 
Overall, women claim to be far happier than men with their lives, and reported more often that they had made personal progress in the last five years.

Let's say this hypothetically. Hypothetically, if I were to pay for the transport fees and spare you from potential prosecution, would a bunch of you come and gang-rape me dressed as a little girl? I feel really mortified to post this, but I can't help but fantasize about it and it gives me the worst boner, and I know a lot of you guys would be willing to do this.

I'm not much higher than five feet tall, lean and I can't grow body hair, so you won't be fucking someone hairy or gross. I can't really help my voice, but most people say that it sounds gender-neutral most of the time, anyway. I'll wear a frilly dress with horribly slutty lingerie underneath. Whatever you want. Stuff every one of my orifices full and I'll say corny but stimulating things like “Onii-chan, fill my tummy with your hot semen” or “It's so warm, spurt it all over my face.” Do whatever you want. Break me, violate me. If I start crying or complaining stuff your dick in my mouth.

Jesus, my heart skips a beat just picturing it and I have this nauseous feeling where I can't tell if I'm ashamed or desperate or just aroused by the thought of it.

Once again: If I were to pay for your travel expenses and make it so that you won't be prosecuted for anything you do, would you gang-rape me? I'm looking for eight or nine people. Pictures and videos are fine as long as my face isn't explicitly shown. As long as you're gentle in the beginning I don't care what you do with me after that. Hell, I'll write a contract if it makes you feel more comfortable.

Most American football fans don't watch for the "sport" itself. It's mostly a cover, or a deception. Many of these fans are closeted homosexuals, but are conflicted because they often grew up in extremely religious and homophobic households. Football is touted as the "manliest" of sports, so they play it and worship it in some twisted attempt to crush and obscure the raging penis lust that consumes them.

However, anyone who has watched the game knows that it's blatantly homosexual. Much of it involves men in tight pants kneeling in front of one another, asses in the air. Then they run directly into each other, touching all the way. A small number of the players will be ball handlers (the football perhaps representing a scrotum), and a small number of players on the opposing team will try to grab them and pull them to the ground. The rest are just fat men who run into one another and proceed to grope and touch their opponent.

That's just what happens on the field. Before and after the game they get naked in the locker room, and shower with one another. Who knows what sort of shenanigans might go on during this time! There is a whole lot of penis, and no pussy, so it's hard to consider it a "straight" activity.

(I'm a woman, by the way. The football jocks never picked on me, so I really have nothing against them. I just think they should come out of the closet and be open about their true sexual preference.)

You're not just buying a tablet, my friend, you're buying a lifestyle. The ipad is a bargain if you think about it like that; buy it and you're the kind of person who knows obscure indie bands, is comfortable hanging out in coffee shops just being chill, where strangers will invite you to gallery openings and private parties attended by other good-looking, creative individuals who also have the good taste to buy apple products. You will probably get a job offer by an independent film company, high-end advertising agency, or chic start-up right after buying it, and then you will be able to afford that high-end condo in San Francisco. Just make sure after you get it to come back to slashdot and respond to every anti-Apple post with anguished hostility.

Imagine for a moment that you're Kyon. Your parents are out of town for reasons you can't even remember. They have left you to babysit your little sister.

Now Haruhi has been refusing to have sex with you ever since you forgot her birthday a month ago. Koizumi has been endlessly complaining about the unprecedented appearances of closed space you've caused but all you really care about at the moment is the major case of blue balls you're nursing because of it all.

So there you are in the living room, half-heartedly watching a baseball game on TV. Your little sister is on the floor playing with dolls, and when you look down at her, you notice that she isn't wearing panties. Suddenly you're so horny that you can't take it anymore and before you even realize what you're doing, you pick her up and take her to your room.

"Where are we going big brother?" she asks cheerfully but you don't say anything as you throw her violently down. Suddenly she's not having so much fun anymore. As you rip her clothes off she begins to cry.

She begs you to stop, but that only makes your dick harder. You take your pants off and penetrate her, ruining her innocence forever. Her tight undeveloped cunt is gripping you like a vise.

The evil of what you're doing it getting you off. "Cry, bitch, cry," you shout, and she does. She screams and weeps. And you love it.

But after a few minutes you realize she isn't crying anymore. She's gone totally silent, just laying there as you plow her. Slowly you become more and more aware of a strange ringing sound off in the distance. You finally stop raping your sister as you try to wrap your head around what's going on.

Your sister looks at you through half-closed eyes, your cock still buried so deep inside her that you can feel her fucking womb. She wipes some tears away, sniffles, and says

Kyon-kun, denwa

DEAR SIR,

I RECENTLY HAPPENED UPON YOUR MESSAGEBOARD POST IN WHICH YOU CLAIMED THAT ONE OF MY

PROFOUND AND WELL THOUGHT OUT ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS WAS, IN FACT, INFERIOR AND NONTHREATENING TO

ANYONE OF THIS BOARD. UPON READING YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS I WAS UTTERLY TAKEN BY AN

IMMEDIATE AND PARALYZING RAGE. SEIZING THE NEAREST PIECE OF COMPUTER MACHINERY, I FLUNG IT WITH

GREAT FORCE TOWARDS THE WINDOW IN A SCINTILLATING DISPLAY OF EXPLODING GLASS FRAGMENTS. AND

WHILE SEIZED BY THIS PAROXYSM, I PROCEEDED TO THOROUGHLY DESTROY ALL TECHNOLOGY WHICH

COULD POSSIBLY CONVEY YOUR MADDENING WORDS TO MY EYES, HOWLING AT THE VERY GODS FOR

BESTOWING THIS CRUEL FATE OF HATRED UPON ME. AS I WRITE THIS NOW FROM THE ALLEYWAY ON THE

CRUDEST OF BORROWED APPARATUS, A SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF, I CAN ONLY CURSE YOUR NAME, AND

RUE THE DAY ON WHICH I READ YOUR POST.

Understand this the synagogue of Satan that Jesus spoke of is amidst you, they have already compromised this board. The ones who i speak of are Askenazi Jews. Ill be the first to say that the majority of Jews are innocent especially the orthodox ones...but the Ashkenazi sect is the one behind the new world order and even worse the ones who soiled the human blood line with that of the reptilians aka nephlim. They the Ashkenazi jews were chosen because of their pale white skin because, the reptilians with wings and tales are ashy white...they are the nobility. From this doth the master race ideology come from...these asheknazi jews killed their own in the holocaust to create the jewish defense of never again.

Now understand this, there sect uses white and black strips and checkered boards to do high black magic...their sign is the star of david which is not a jewish symbol, it is associated with eygypt and greece, even bachus the horned one is used with this star. Understand this star is a star gate used for sacrifices, by taking life they can open rips in space time and bring more of their kind into the world! This is chaos magic! I will elaborate more...but they already know i know and evil does not sleep...a warning to the reptiles who come for me im prepared. i need new gator boots anyways.

She lived down the street and you played together when you were both too stupid to consider romance. You lived in an average household, and she was less fortunate. Poor, maybe her stepdad was abusing her, but at the age of 7 you had no real grasp of the concept. It was all innocence. Then you got better friends, and so did she. Over the years more classmates stood as a buffer between the you and her. And when puberty came, forget it. In the eyes of gossiping peers there was simply no possibility of a relationship without romance. That's just not how things work, not in high school.

And now you're obligated to go to college, and she doesn't have a chance. Or a care, for that matter. She's on a different plane now. Most of your friends don't do drugs, but she can't say the same. That's just her world now. Her music is disgusting, she smokes and dresses like a whore and her friends laugh way too loud. But she laughs with them, so what can you do? You've both drifted away, so gradually that its hard to see when the paths split. Considering your respective upbringings, your were both probably fated into your current positions since the day you were born. Whatever



She became just another face in the hall years ago. Whatever. One very important but uneventful morning you stood outside the library doors, waiting for it to open before homeroom. There are scads of people going by, not necessarily your people though. There's one clique coming by, so obscenely loud that you can hear them before they even turn the corner. You know, that group. You generally don't judge people, but to you they're just animals. Just being in the same room kills you a little bit on the inside. Also, she's with them. Batting off gropes and bantering and smirking and laughing with those animals and killing you on the inside. And they come down the hall, closer and closer in what seems like the slowest moving oncoming freight train of social uncertainties. And they're two feet away, close enough for you to wave to her, or make smalltalk or to just grab her hand and pull her out of that world. But the glass barrier that society has placed down between you is goddamn bulletproof. Look, but don't touch! You're now zoo exhibitions to each other. Walk by and casually peer into their enclosed habitat, but don't wake the specimen.

But she does. Or you do. Either way you've made the mistake of locking eyes with a face in the hall. Only for a second or two, her attention splits from her clique and she looks at you. An exchange of glances so sharp that it puts a dent in that obstructive glass pane. Only for a second. Maybe two. It's enough time for you to see realization in her eyes. Enough time for you to see the telltale crack of regret in the form of a crease on her forehead. To recount the past 10 years in an instant and wonder what the hell happened. You lock eyes with her and you see the little girl down the street, or rather, her final death spasm. In her last act of barely-conscious desperation her glance tosses out to you a lifeline.

I had a crush on a girl in college.
So I wrote her name on my dick in mascara, took a picture of it, made a fake facebook account, added her and sent her the pictures.
I have no fucking idea why,

 ok so im in school and this kid i dont like his name is shawn he starts botering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me around and stuff anyway usualyi dont usualy do anything cuz i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class with my friends and evry1 was quiet cuz no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, shawn and he's like f*** u, dork make me and im like fine thats it!!!11! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and evry1 around gets in a group and starts going fight fight fight and shawns like get up you b**** so i get up slowly and im REALLY angry and i turn around and i feel like theres this power inside me so i start screaming at him like goku so evry1 in the group backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at him you shuldnt have messed with a sayian!!!1! i put my hands back and go kameeeeeeehameeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i dont see it but i could feel the forc e of it (im training it now so i can see it) and shawn backed up a bit so i coul dtell him i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and walked awya cuz he was scared and evry1 in the gruop walked away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff like good job and my friend chris says dude your hair turned gold for a second and im like really and hes like yeah and then all my other friends are like yeah i saw that too so thats the story of how i learned that i was a saiyan

>watching animu in the library after school
>some noisy jocks come over and look over my shoulder
>start laughing and teasing me
>I calmly reach into my bag and take out my homemade death note
>jock #1: lol what is dat shit
>me: nothing
>I ask them what their names are
>jock #2: why do you wanna know faggot? you gay?
>jocks laugh
>me: no reason, I don't need them anyways since I have the shinigami eyes
>them: the what? haha what a faggot
>they walk away scared
>I put my death note back in my backpack and resume watching anime

Fuck yeah that felt good. Have you ever been badass without resorting to violence /a/? Tell your story here

No one cares about the disgusting whores that shit all over the board. They are a fucking disease that should be stopped. In their wake they leave nothing but shitposts and white nights. I long for the days before moot was a faggot, when he had the manhood to do the right thing and wordfilter ""femanon"" to ""cumdumpster"" so it would better reflect the nature of 4chan whores. Pity it isn't global.

I've already graduated from a better university than you could possibly dream of, and I'm retired at 31 because I happened to patent something at the right time.

There's always someone better than you, and what of it? It doesn't mean shit. I was happier in high school when my slacking off was actually slacking off and not "I'm retired and have nothing to do."

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you called stupid, he has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There’s a lot more to people then you think. Put this as your status if you’re against bullying.

This is a difficult question. What defines a loli?

Let's say we had an all-female race, human in all accounts except for their gender ratio and method of development. For the purposes of this discussion, call them the lolis of Theseus. They would be born as normal little girls, though they would develop secondary sex characteristics suddenly over the period of several seconds. In addition, instead of being governed by hormonal changes that transform several aspects of the body at once, their secondary sex characteristics would develop independent of each other. So a loli of Theseus may gain large breasts at age 10 and live as an oppai loli until she gains pronounced curves at age 12, the tendency to say "Ara ara, ufufufu~" while smiling and holding her hand to her cheek at age 13 and so on until she becomes an onee-san. In addition, the order this changes occur is also random. Surely, the initial little girl is a loli, while the end product is not. However, where is the point where one should consider a loli of Theseus to be a loli no longer?

In short, if we take a little girl and start replacing her parts with that of a mature woman, as occurs in both this thought experiment and plain old puberty, at which point exactly does she stop being a loli?

I am an atheist and I hate fucking atheists so much. This idea is completely ludicrous and clearly you're just some weirdo who loves blaming bad things on religion. Possibly as a child you were forced to go to Sunday School when you wanted to play video games and now this is your infantile way of striking back. Anyway keep in mind the Albigensian Crusade was less than a thousand years ago and that many scientific developments of the Roman Empire were preserved in the Indian and Arab empires. Certainly some was lost, but nowhere near a thousand years of progress. Anyway what makes you think the Cathars had loads of advanced scientific knowledge, the idea makes no sense.

The library of Alexander was mostly destroyed by Julius Caesar, and while it was partially rebuilt it slowly grew smaller and smaller over time as the Roman Empire broke down and Alexandria ceased to be the greatest city of the world. Maybe it's fun to blame it on yucky Christians but it's ahistorical.

I love underaged girls for many reasons and my age range is anything from 8 to 30 years old. The perfect loli age for me is around 10-12 years old. She still has no pubic hair or breasts but her overall body already has some sexy form.

Flat chests: I love their smooth bare chests with 2 cute little nipples. I like to gently squeeze their breast area so that it looks they do have breasts, then I suck their nipples, pretend breasts and all.

Bald hairless pre-pubescent vagina: God's gift to mankind. Unlike women's vaginas, little girls vaginas are completely hairless and look like beautiful flowers, not fish. My penis would usually be too big to insert into their vagina so I just place the head of my penis onto her vagina and make short and gentle thrusting motions. Alternatively, I like to just use her vagina hole to caress my penis up and down, from the base to the tip. The friction alone is enough to make me cum.

Her little mouth and little fingers: Like her vagina, a little girl's mouth is not enough to take the whole of my penis but they can take enough. The combination of her inexperienced mouth around the tip of my penis and her hands clutched around my shaft is heavenly.

Her carefree and innocent personality: Unlike a woman, a little girl is not bitter, jaded or cynical. Her desire for money hasn't come around yet so she only has one thing that motivates her: curiosity for the unknown. The look of a girl's face when she sees an erect penis for the first time is a mastercard moment.

And that's why I love little girl lolis. What about you?

おはようございます.

Oh shit, what did she say? She said something! To me! But I wasn't con –

おげんきですか?

OK, OK, I know this one. Where have I heard it before? Naruto 43? Oh god she's so hot –

わたしのなまえはかおりです.

Fuck, I couldn't find the right words. Was it oro? Was it dattebayo? Was it anata baka?!?

おなまえはなんですか.

You know what, it doesn't even matter! Her voice sounds as good as she looks. I don't need to say anything. I could do this forever. This is goddamn bliss.
"..."

She suddenly seemed apprehensive, like she was cautious of what she wanted to say next. Loveu loveu confession desu?!
"Yes, what is it?" I blurted out.
"OH HEY MAN YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH?"
"What?" What?
"OH YEAH YOU DOES HAY NICE I LIKE."
No. NO! This was not coming from her mouth. It couldn't be.
"OH HAY YOU FROM AMERICA I LIKE. SO COOL! FUCK!"
no no no no no no
"I LOVE ALL AMERICA MOVIE AND SERIE. OH HAY DO YOU WATCH FRIENDS YES. ROSS AND RACHEL. COOL!"
"Um ... pleasu speaku Japanesu."
"NO ENGLISH MUCH BETTER I LEARN MANY YEAR AND COLOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE HILLARY DUFF. SO CUTE! FUCK!"
"I CAN SPEAK JAPANESEU SO ONEGAI PLEASE SPEAK JAPANESE TO WATASHI!"
"MORE INTENSITY LOGER MOORE RIP MY STOCKINGS RIP MY STOCKINGS LOL"

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

Nippon-sama, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -

Gentlemen, I like VLC.

 Gentlemen, I love VLC!

 I like AVI, I like RMVB.

 I like 120fps, I like interlacing.

 I like rainbowing, I like the dot crawl, I like blocking.

 I like the ringing, and I like tinny audio.

 On a computer, a DVD player, a PS3, on a Mac, on an Archos. I truly love each and every kind of artifact man can encode to a file.

 I like the broken ASS support when even the simplest of lines fails to render correctly. When the translator’s notes overlap the main dialogue, it makes my heart dance!

 I like when an encode displays like it is corrupted! It always left a warm feeling in my chest when they would check the CRC, only to find it is correct.

 I like it when #darkhold encoders post on AnimeSuki and rage about the topic at hand. I recall how much it moved me, seeing how epic longposts were made - how they would shun the subject again and again, even though it wouldn’t die. And it’s painfully exciting when a leecher posts about how great it is in the same thread. And how wonderful it is to have 120fps for a show that is a constant 23.976!

 And that pitiful resistance, encoding to h264, despite it being harder on the CPU. I even remember when Xvid had a 10:1 leecher ratio!

 I like it when the MKV fanboys are thrown into chaos. And when the VFR feature they are supposed to be promoting is violated repeatedly… oh how very sad it is.

 I like it when the detail and sharpness in HD encodes are crushed and obliterated! And them being filtered, smearing and ghosting and looking worse than a standard DVD. Gentlemen, what I want is a low bitrate hell.

 Gentlemen, my compatriots…

 Leechers, you who abuse my XDCC bots…

 Gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you also want eyecancer? Is a return to the age of VCDs what you want?

 Do you yearn for a VHS encode that stretches the very limits of poor quality, the artifacts so intense that it makes Stevie Wonder cringe?

 Very well then, we shall have VLC.

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.
Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"
You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.
Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.
But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

Today was Memorial Day (or as the niggers call it Me-mole day) and I decided to work out today. Our university has a workout room and I figured I could get a good workout in without anyone being there. I opened the trunk of my car and started putting my wallet and phone in the trunk so that they wouldn't be a burden to me while working out. Sure enough, a rastafarian looking nigger with dreadlocks was watching me from the track and I knew that he would try to break into the car. I put my wallet in my pocket and my phone and took them into the workout room with me. A few minutes later, I heard a banging on the door. I went to the door and the nigger was standing there wanting in. He said he needed to use the baffroom, then he started axing me what all was in the workout room. I told him that the room was for members only and he started shucking and jiving towards the baffroom. When I finished my workout about an hour later he was at the track walking around with a coalburner chick. Looks like another one is gonna get raped. On a side note, thank you to all the veterans reading this for giving us the freedoms that we have.

The Jews will not rest until they ignite the whole world with the fire of their conflicts Our war against Zionism is not a war against the Israeli government [alone], but a much greater war. It is a war against World Zionism that has begun controlling decision centers, controlling the Security Council, controlling the US government, controlling Arab countries, controlling many countries around the world. Allah warned us of the Jews and their conflicts. The Jews are behind any conflict that can cause world destruction.

 The most powerful man at the "British" Broadcasting Corporation is Alan Yentob (Jewish), Director of BBC programmes. According to Broadcast magazine (14.6.1996) this "gives him control over all non-news BBC programmes including those for satellite channels and those in English for the World Service." Yentob is a close personal friend of the immensely powerful independent TV bosses Michael Grade and Michael Green. The three have shared holidays in the Caribbean and, together with Charles Saatchi, are referred to by coy insiders as the "St. John's Wood Mafia". The Saatchi and Yentob families have been closely connected since before they moved to Britain from Iraq.

 Behind the scenes, Jews are well represented among the Governors of the BBC, who include former president of the merchant bank S.G. Warburg Sir David Scholey, Sir Kenneth Bloomfield and Janet Cohen. Holders of important BBC managerial posts include Sarah Frank, Chief Executive of BBC Worldwide Americas; Controller of Publicity and Public Relations, Keith Samuel, and David Aaronovitch, who is Managing Editor of the BBC's weekly programmes. Anne Sloman is Deputy Head of BBC News Programmes; Ruth Caleb is the Head of Drama, and Louis Marks has been Producer of Drama since 1976. Another key figure in terms of the BBC 's relationship with the rest of the world, Commercial Director at BBC Worldwide TV Tony Kay, is responsible for deals with American networks such as NBC. International Director of US cable operator TCI, Adam Singer - son of former BBC Director-General Aubrey Singer - has also been responsible for a number of recent big deals between the BBC and TCI's British subsidiary Flextech.

 Head of BBC Comedy Entertainment is Jon Plowman. He is responsible for "alternative comedian" Ben Elton's Thin Blue Line, a person who likes being interviewed in th "respectable" Jewish Chronicle.

 Jews in prominent positions in BBC regional TV include Rod Natkiel, Head of Network TV at BBC Midlands and East, and Roy Saatchi, Head of Local Programmes at BBC North.

 The host of lower level functionaries who implement the wishes of the media masters in such stations also includes a vastly disproportionate number of Jews, such as Geoffrey Goodman, who broadcasts on BBC Current Affairs and LBC/IRN- BBC TV's legal correspondent Joshua Rosenberg. Naomi Goldman is not only a Producer on Newsnight, but is also a member of the Jewish Socialist Group. Another militant Zionist in BBC is writer and broadcaster Lisa Jardine.

 OP, Jews run everything. Nazi and Commies were ran by the Jews. Some say that modern Society of the Muslim Brothers is too being run by the Jews, despite their open anti-semitism. Today you cant trust any party or information source, because even scientific periodical have jewish owners (how do you think plagiarist Einstein became so recognized "genius"?).

 Nazies had funding from major jewish capitalists and even commemorated their cooperation with Israeli zionists:
http://mk.christogenea.org/sites/default/files/images/nazionmetal.jpg

 Commie Zionists spent millions of Soviet money on their goals and Israel, even taking the place of bourgeoisie, they fought against a few years before
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genrikh_Yagoda
 Yagoda was born in Rybinsk into a Jewish family. He joined the Bolsheviks in 1907.
 Yagoda's two Moscow apartments and his dacha contained 3,904 pornographic photos, 11 pornographic films, 165 pornographic pipes, one dildo. He had spent four million roubles decorating his three homes, boasting that his garden had '2,000 orchids and roses'

A Jewish, communist, homosexual liberal ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was once teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before the class begins," the Jewish abortion doctor said, "you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding up a rock.

”How old is this rock, Eurofag?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly. He smugly replied, “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal by now.”

The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears (the same tears liberals cry for the “poor”, who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators and jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators).

There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day before accepting Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "AIDS" and was tossed into a lake of fire to rot for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

Reported so hard I went back in time to Nazi Germany and developed a new kind of autism called "Aushwizm." I then infiltrated the Nazi party and became a doctor dealing with human experimentation, where I infected hundreds of thousands of Jews with this "Aushwizm," which enhanced and magnified their very Jew-like traits. Their Jewish afros grew wildly and their big noses grew out of control so that they sometimes had trouble running between their camps when they were forced to. After completing these decidedly evil deeds, I returned to the present so that OP may know I am the cause of him having to sit 12 feet from his screen to avoid puncturing it.

  There are a few exceptional blacks that contribute and coexist peacefully with their neighborhoods. The rest of the blacks hate them and call them "uncle tom" because they're "acting white". Black males are about 6% of the population and commit over 50% of murders. They mostly murder other blacks but when they do murder whites Jesse Jackson is oddly quiet.

 Most blacks have a "thug" or "gangsta" culture that glorifies violence, drug abuse, abuse of women, racism against whites, incarceration, an ignorant dialect of pidgin English, and the failure to assume paternal responsibility. It is a gutter culture of anti-achievement. The most idiotic of whites embrace it too, like the white kids from nuclear families who grew up in the suburbs and think they're hardass street gangbangers. If you pardon the vernacular they would shit their pants if they wound up in a real ghetto with real gangsters but that is not the point. The point is this gutter culture is not only toxic. It is contagious. It doesn't just infect urban blacks and impressionable white youth. It is the main reason that black-on-black crime happens at a much bigger rate than white-on-black crime during the Jim Crow era.

 Most black males will have been incarcerated at least once by the time they are 30 years old. Blacks have a higher rate of obesity than whites or Asians or Hispanics. Their rate of children born out of wedlock (better known as bastards) is twice the rate for whites. They score lower than whites or Asians on IQ tests which makes Liberals come up with flimsy and poorly supported excuses, anything to avoid admitting a real inferiority. Despite blacks having been born and raised in the USA for many generations, they still do not speak proper English with no discernable"accent", something Asian immigrants do within 1-2 generations.

 Almost all modern scientific discoveries were made by whites and Asians. Add up all the contributions to society blacks have made. And then subtract from that the costs of political correctness, welfare, affirmative action, lectures and seminars and 'sensitivity training' for diversity, crime including damage done to the victims and court costs and incarceration costs and law enforcement costs, the costs of bussing for black schoolchildren, the decline in property value of homes as black gangs move in, plus the constant media sensationalism about race and the money/energy wasted on it, and the election of Obama.

 As a group blacks are a net drain on society. FACT!!

 P.S. The real insult is blacks scream for more and more because it's never enough for them instead of being grateful we put up with their net drain status. They are much better off here than they would be in Africa because black-goverened nations always fail horribly and that's just another FACT.

      To the best of my memory, before I came to the saving grace of Jesus Christ, I did not believe the Bible was true. I doubted whether God, Satan, heaven, or hell even existed. I believed that we were born, lived so many years, and then died. I had my own business and thought that I had succeeded by my own wits.
      One evening, my wife and I heard some documentation that these were the last days before Jesus Christ would actually return. Not wanting to hear it, I almost walked out. Something kept me there, and I listened but was not convinced; however, I decided to do some research to find out if the Bible was really true. Indeed, if I could find one contradiction or anything that was not true, then I could disregard it. I believed this would not take long. This led me into much research. I learned nearly one-third of the Bible is, directly or indirectly, related to prophecy, which includes about 10,000 prophecies. One thing needed was to determine when the Bible was actually written. Thus, a study of biblical history, various translations, and archaeology was necessary. The Dead Sea Scrolls, which were found in Israel, contained parts of the Old Testament, including prophecies of the coming of Jesus. It has been proven that these were written before Christ came. Thousands of clay tablets and archaeological sites also confirm many accounts in the Bible.
      I took time off and began studying the prophecies. My wife would spend much time at the library. She obtained documentation for me from reference books, which I would check against the Scriptures to see if the prophecies took place. One week went by and then a month. Every prophecy that we were able to get information on proved to be accurate. I was astonished, but still not convinced. Later, there were people who would show me what appeared to be contradictions in the Bible. These were not contradictions, but only a lack of research on the part of those that said these things. Stubborn, that's me. Even after four months of intensive study, proving prophecy after prophecy was true, I was still skeptical. Four months turned into six. I became more determined. It wasn't possible that the sixty-six books of the Bible, written by many people over hundreds of years, would not have some errors, I thought. Thousands of prophecies and every one perfect? No, impossible! If I would admit that, then I would also have to admit there was a God. I was not prepared to do that—yet, I wanted to know the truth. More months passed. Finally, I had to admit after spending almost countless hours of research—I was wrong. I may have been the biggest skeptic in the world, but now I know—the Bible is true and is the perfect Word of God. Anyone willing to take the time I did and do the same research could only come to the same conclusion, if they are honest with themselves. I became afraid that I would perish. I surrendered my life to Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God, as a result of His love, compassion, mercy and grace.
      I know that there is none other name under heaven given among men whereby we MUST be saved (EXCEPT JESUS)-ref Acts 4:12. I REPENTED of my sins and received Jesus Christ as my only hope of salvation by FAITH-ref Eph 2:8-10. It is written, EXCEPT YE BE CONVERTED, AND BECOME AS LITTLE CHILDREN, YE SHALL NOT ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN-Mt 18:3. You can also call on Jesus NOW to be YOUR Lord and Savior.