/prog/ KOPIPE THREAD

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So today I went to the local Supermarket to ask if they had an vacancies. When I arrived I asked the lady on the counter if I could speak to the Manager, she pressed a buzzer and a few minutes later a fat bald men came steaming towards us. I panicked when he looked at me and said "what?" I replied, "Hello where are the Noodles?" he just looked at me, his face red with rage and yelled "ISLE TWO".
Safe to say I'll never get a job there now.

I'll kick your ass faggot. You think you're tough? lets see how tough you are with a couple rounds from my .45 lodged in your skull. Kinda hard to talk shit when I've blown half your face off. You better watch yourself faggots, I work for the fucking CIA, if I want you dead, you are dead. Its that fucking simple. Watch your god damned fucking mouth. I have over 30 years military training, I would rip your spine out while raping your fucking mother up her dried up old skanky cunt. I would then proceed to bundle up what remains of your body and shove my 12 inch cock down your throat and skull fuck you till my cum oozes from every hole in your body. Watch your fucking back. I'm coming for you.

Your life sucks. You are all fat otaku nerds that are stuck in a room with nobody else than you, because nobody would like something so disgusting as you.

But, don't panic. You don't need to suffer anymore. Just die... release yourself from your pain... embrace the death... You know, if you die, you go to gensokyo, where all your dreams comes true.

my life is shitty. i dropped outta school. it was a mistake, i admit it. i been selling myself for a long time. just to pay for rent

 i usually hang around the downtown library. last night i got picked up by this really homely lookin guy. he asked me for a BJ. that's $150 right there.

 so i told him and he agreed he would pay. i started sucking his dick. when i was done, he reached to the front seat and gave a DS and handed it to me. before i can even ask what the fuck this shit is, he pushed me out of the car and slammed the door shut.

 he rolled down the window and told me to just sell the fucking DS on ebay for around $150. turns out, the ds is broken as well so i cant even sell it. shit.

welcome to the house of annus !! !
 here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

 "I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - rodcram
 "wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
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 "thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
 "i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
 "Nutria bide ghoul mack gristmill tenable excellent administratrix adipic." - futaripastik
 "got seven whores pregnant in the bathhouse very nice" - letuk
 "hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Okay, so I want to go over to Japan one day and bag myself a nice cute girl. The thing I want to know is, do Japanese girls expect massive dicks? I could never be with a black girl on account of my tiny tadger, but perhap's I'd have a chance with a Jap girl? I really don't know...

 Geez us help.

A College Professor stood up on his chair and said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair." Nothing happened, as the class was quiet he said, "See!" An Army Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The soldier said "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME"!

listen all you faggits... THIS is how you should all feel.... if you cant defend yourself without a gun (or any weapon for that matter) than you do NOT deserve to live and DESERVE to be beaten to death.... it is unbelievable how many weak weak men this world is filled with... pussies all of you... no honor.... where i come from there is NO weapon violence... and if any dumbass DOES attack someoene wit a weapon they get their arm hacked off.... fucking faggits.

A man doesn’t hide his sexuality. If others shrink from him because he’s too masculine, he allows them to have their reaction. There’s no need for him to lower his energy just to avoid frightening the timid. A man accepts the consequences of being male; he makes no apologies for his nature.

A man is careful not to allow his energy to get stuck at the level of lust. He re-channels much of his sexual energy into his heart and head, where it can serve his higher values instead of just his animal instincts. (You can do this by visualizing the energy rising, expanding, and eventually flowing throughout your entire body and beyond.)

A man channels his sexual energy into his heart-centered pursuits. He feels such energy pulsing within him, driving him to action. He feels uncomfortable standing still. He allows his sexual energy to explode through his heart, not just his genitals.

But who needs mature women when you can have a shy, flat-chested little girl with pectus excavatum lifting her pyjamas to reveal her inverted chest and telling you that it's okay to stick your penis inside it? Don't you want to feel a pure maiden's heart beating rapidly right next to your penis as you cum all you want in her ribcage-pussy, enjoying her body warmth with every thrust and feeling her saliva drip onto your stomach as she loses her chest cavity virginity to you, her small body overwhelmed from the pleasure of getting her concave chest fucked? And after you're done thoroughly penetrating her, she'd touch the grotesque, sunken cavity on her sternum with a smile, remarking how much you came inside her tight chest-pussy and how she can feel your warm semen deep inside her, and then she would rest in your embrace while giggling softly, overjoyed that you still love her despite her condition. If only I was a young lady with a penis, finding joy in a perverse relationship with another little girl with pectus excavatum and enjoying life together as sisters and lovers despite our deformities.

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

A boy died in 1932 by a homicidal murderer. He buried him in the ground when he was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried him. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little boy. In the middle of the night he will be on your ceiling. He will suffocate you like he was suffocated. If you post this, he will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

>Go to Mcdonalds drivethru
>Ask the woman for a mcchiken burger and large fries
>She says okay
>I drive to pay
>I drop my money while handing it to her
>It falls on the road
>Suddenly I panic and look at her scared
>She tells me to pick the money up
>People behind me start honking their horns
>I panic and drive away without my money or food
>Go home and cry into my pillow
I hate going outside...I wish my fridge had unlimited food so I never had to get stuff.

How do I overcome this?

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

It was high in the Norwegian alps, and I were going there with my mother and father, strangely enough, even though I moved out 2 years ago and havn't spoken to them since. We had some trouble finding our way, but after a while we saw the /prog/ threads laid neadly out in a tree structure, and it was a piece of cake to find the hut from there. It was the root node.

After I stepped inside I was greeted by a very hairy and smelly, but cool, guy. He and my parents were talking about something, and me, being the social retard I am, could only ask if the dis.4chan.org server was here, to which he replied yes. He then turned on a huge LCD-monitor with some graphs on. According to it, the dis.4chan.org was using nearly 100% CPU because of all the threads that were created. I asked what type of server it was, and he answered Microsoft A7. I asked if that was the operating system, because I hadn't heard of microsoft making whole servers, and he said yes, that too. Suddenly it struck me how big the house I was in was. The ceiling was 4 metres up, everything was made of wood, and antique art hang on the walls. The hut itself was on the hillside, and had windows that went from floor to roof, through which you could see the sun shining in the distance over the mountain tops.

I asked if I could see the server itself. He said sure, and pressed a red button on a controller he conjured out of thin air. Suddenly a large hole appeared in the floor, and a 2x1x1 metre large box came out of it. It had no cables, no monitors, nothing.

Then we all died because of some obscure reason I can't remember.

I went to the dildo shop today. The first thing I noticed was a nerdy looking asian girl inspecting dildos intensely. I found that to be amusing.

Then the dildo shop owner came and asked me if I needed any help. I told here that I needed a dildo as a gift for my girlfriend. She said sure and led me to the anal dildo section. She saw right through my lie. That makes me nervous.

She then asked me how much I was going to want to pay for a good dildo, and I named 50$. She said that that would buy a quality dildo.

She then handed me a large dildo with soft rubber bumps on it. I said that it looked good. It was pink. The pink dildo makes me feel much more feminine.

She then lead me to the register, where she explain that there were no returns for dildos. People might use them and then take them back. I found that to be a reasonable policy.

So she asked me to open it to ensure that it was working. She even gave me a free battery so it could vibrate. I thought that that was very kind.

As I walked out of the store, I noticed that the girl from before was still studying the dildos. I wonder if she ever found what she wanted.

Don't parade around in that form-fitting wisp of nylon plastered to your nubile body by the water, the droplets glistening and accenting your soft, tanned skin and making you seem like Aphrodite just risen from the foam. We're only human.

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     A Jewish professor was teaching a college class and he told the Atheists that he was going to prove that there is a God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you keep me on this platform. I'll give you 1 minute!" 5 seconds went by. He kept taunting Atheists, saying, "Here I am, Atheists. I'm still waiting."
     He got down to the last 10 seconds and a Pastafarian just released from Bible camp, and newly registered in the class opened his lunchbox and threw a bacon sandwich, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
     The Pastafarian replied, "Atheists was real busy watching over the trolls protecting your /sci/ so he sent me.". That Pastafarians name was SAGE.

That feel when you only eat one meal a day.
That feel when you're type 2 diabetic.
That feel when you can't remember the last time you went outside.
That feel when you can't remember the last time you washed.
That feel when you hardly ever even read VNs and post a thread listing what you've read and get flamed to hell, albeit deservably.
That feel when you don't have any friends.
That feel when you don't any plans to do anything in your future.
That feel when you've never touched a girl.
That feel when you fap to shota and futa.
That feel when you only leave your room to relieve yourself or get food.
That feel when you can't think of one thing you have respectable skill in, even things you do all the time.
That feel when you were a wowfag, but quit because you were so fucking horrible.
That feel when you always play games on easy mode.
That feel when you stream most of your anime.
That feel when your penis is small.
That feel when you're short.
That feel when you hate your younger brother because he surpassed you in height.
That feel when you've never worked for an honest day's pay in your life.
That feel when you've never earned any money for yourself.
That feel when all except your immediate family disowned you
That feel when you got shitty grades at school, then dropped out and did nothing for five years.
That feel when you still delude yourself into thinking you're intelligent sometimes, because you scored highly on an official IQ test as a kid.
That feel when you have to wait and cringe for 30 seconds to delete a post with errors.

WHAT HAS BEEN NOTICED CAN NEVER BE UNNOTICED
 1. Both "mom" and "dad" are spelled the same backwards as they are forwards.
 2. "Digimon" stands for "digital monsters"
 3. The two yellow arches in the McDonalds logo make a giant "M". The same as the first letter in "McDonalds".
 4. Macs, made by Apple computer, actually stand for "Macintosh", which is a type of apple.
 5. Bender, from Futurama, resembles Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons. Both cartoons are created by Mall Groening.
 6. The NBC logo is a peacock. /. The flag of the United States has exactly 50 stars: the same as the number of states in the USA.
 8. Our number system is based on 10 because humans have 10 fingers on both hands.
 9. Only one side of the moon ever faces us.
 10. Italy is shaped like a boot.

the ban i revised was unfair and cruel.
 i joined a dubs thread on /a/ and got permbanned.
 i know its against the rule of pretty much every board
 but whats unfair is that theres many that goes off without any bans and some just get banned for days/weeks.

 i would love to have my banned change to at least a month or so, or discuss this father with a mod. 

 im been on /a/ for 4 years and there is no other place i rather be for anime and manga talk. i

 i apologize for what i have done

Last night someone banged loudly on my door. They shouted at me to stop playing anime music so loud, but it wasn't even that loud. I got scared and curled up in my bedsheets and pretended Ran was looking after me. I barricaded my cirno dakimakura against the door to protect me. the next day i got a complaint letter from the landlord saying i have to go to a meeting with him and the neighbour who shouted at me and i'm scared

I havent left my apartment in 2 years

you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

You are now the little girl.

You’ve never been comfortable dealing with boys. Luckily for you, you managed to find yourself a loving senpai who understands you. The two of you develop a romantic relationship and she helped you to discover ways for two girls to enjoy each other’s company.

Your parents are concerned about the development and decide to introduce you to suitable guys. You are now at another matchmaking ceremony flanked by your parents and with a young man opposite to you. , you feel uncomfortable being on display and keep your eyes fixed on the floor.

What do you do?

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

I'd piss in your mouth if I met you, you have the IQ of a fucking toilet seat. So I will piss away. Lay down and open wide this is a beer piss.

How can you believe that this is even remotely acceptable? It disgusts me how you pedofags have this unnatural attraction to little kids! Year after year you guys keep producing it and trading it and all that is doing is making it seem like it is OK, which it's not. Ok, maybe it's a disease and you can't help it. But why can't you guys just stop because these kids have feelings and they aren't even biologically ready to even engage in sexual activities nor understand it. These kids can't enjoy it, why do you think the organizations such as the FBI are so eager to stop it? It's all in your head and it's just a sick fantasy. Why not make a change today and put an end to CP? because even if it's just 1 person that will possibly make 1 kid happier. I'm not talking about 13+ really because everynewt gingrich knows some of them are actually ready and that goes down to society which I'm not going to discuss. Stop the suffering, stop CP!! You know it's wrong!

Inb4 pedofag makes fail attempt at justifying pedophilia

Oh for fuck's sake. You're a.....SURVIVOR???? Oh you poor, poor little lamb.

 I don't know what nonsense you've been fed, but it's time for a wake up call. A person who lives through a plane crash is a survivor. Walked out of the twin towers? Survivor. Ship went down but you made it to shore? Survivor.

Whatever you experienced did not kill everyone in the room but you, so stop with your drama queen bullshit, turn off Dr. Phil and grow the fuck up. I swear to fuck, this world is nothing but god damn victims and they're the biggest bunch of pussies on the planet.

Yeah don't worry nobody's going to actually judge you or anything.

Hush little sinner don't you cry,
Satan's going to bless you before you die,
The world I'll lay before your feet,
Don't be concerned for the judgment seat.

Hush little sinner don't you cry,
Satan's gonna to tell you the reason why:
I'll give you fortune, wealth, and fame,
From this point on, you won't be the same.

My plans for you there's so much to share,
Trust in me you won't have a care.
If all these things can't satisfy,
I'll give you more before you die.

The preacher man says "turn today"
My word to you is "live to play."
There's so much time don't be concerned,
You've come this far on what you've learned.

Your heart is pounding hard it seems
Don't turn to God it's all a dream
Rest in my arms we'll sing a song
Together we will walk along.

:)

I was a tripfag once. My idea was to simply post as I would anonymously and see what happened. But I found that the way I posted was different. My rampant samefagging, entire threads where I just argue with myself, I still tried to do this, but it was somewhat toned down and it seemed forced. People got the wrong idea. They thought I was just acting crazily and making sure to post everywhere now that I had a tripcode so people would notice me. But it was just how I would usually post. I wouldn't be entirely honest because even though I told myself I wouldn't try to uphold any image, I didn't want people to associate the worst things about me with my tripcode. I found myself posting less. I was afraid that people who once knew me might realize who I was. So I just dropped it.

Tripfagging is 4chan hardmode.

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
 If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
 Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!

Fuuka is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Fukka is a good person, and you see that Fuuka has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Fuuka and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

I come from a middle-class family, there was always food in my table and growing up was easy, then I started working and was always happy with my paycheck, and I even found ways to avoid overpaying taxes. I don't see why people say they can't find jobs... you just go somewhere and say "hi, here's my qualifications, i want a job" and you get it. It's not so difficult.

THE ROMAN LEGIONS ARE SO COOL. THEY HAVE THESE SUPER SHARP SWORDS CALLED "GLADII" (GLADII IS HOW A ROMAN WOULD PLURALIZE IT LOL) THAT COULD STAB THROUGH ANYTHING. ONE TIME I SAW A GLADII MASTER STAB THROUGH A STEEL BEAM.

 ROMAN FOOD IS SO DELICIOUS IT'S BETTER THAN CRAPPY AMERICAN FOOD.

 A ROMAN LEGIONAIRE WAS THE COOLEST WARRIOR IN HISTORY HE WAS VERY SKILLED WITH HIS SWORD AND COULD DISPATCH ANY OPPONENT.

 I WANT TO GO TO THE ITALIAN PENISULA SOMETIME AND MARRY A HOT CHICK IN ROME. ITALIAN WOMEN ARE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN AMERICAN WOMEN.

     A cool morning breeze sneaked past the flimsy curtains of the room and the rays of the sun danced on a quilt that shifted gently in circular motions. Fingers gently stroked the instrument of pleasure, hips lifted, thighs trembled and a moan left the plum, red lips.
     She had always worshipped him, initially as a superhero but when her body awakened to needs of a dirty nature she couldn’t help but get all hot and bothered when she would fantasize how his manly hands would rove over her lean body, fondle her pink tipped breasts, his hard dick would plunge into her and bone her till she moaned and screamed her satisfaction.
     She had always been randy for him. Whenever he was nearby her panties would get wet but he had never seen her the sexual way. She had practically grown up before his eyes.
     A day did not pass when she wouldn’t be caught stare at him with hungry eyes as did all the women of Lazy Town. Ever since Sportucus had come to town there was one lazy woman left in the town. He was truly sporting and expected the men of the town to show sportsmanship while their wives enjoyed rigorous exercises with him.
     Pulling her Pajamas over her satiated body Stephanie sighed and lay back on her lacey pink Dora the Explorer pillows. Sportucus had left no young or old skirt unturned except hers and of those who were considered below the fuck age.

     He took the rules of Lazy Town seriously; a superhero would never have an allegation of statutory rape besmirch his impeccable reputation.
     Watching the shadows dance and play on the ceiling of her bedroom, she grinned – well, today she turned eighteen and could legally be fucked out of her brains.
     Throwing the quilt aside, Stephanie jumped out the bed and headed towards her bathroom. As she went through her toiletries a devious plan began to formulate in her mind and added an extra spark and spring in her step.
     By the end of the day she would ensure that she would no longer be a virgin and suitor would be no other than Sportacus.

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I have written in the past about how haptic, motion sensing, and graphical technologies would elevate video games to the premier form of entertainment by 2012. 3-D/holographic images with haptic interfaces and sufficient AI will make rudimentary 'virtual sex' a technology available to many men well before 2020, but by 2020 we will see this cross certain thresholds that lead to a dramatic market impact far greater than contraceptive pills and Internet pornography combined. A substantial portion of the male population will drift into addiction to virtual sex without even realizing it.

The brains of these men will warp to the extent that they can no longer muster any libido for the majority of real women. This will cause a massive devaluation in the sexual market value of most women, resulting in 8s being treated like 5s, and 35-year-old women unable to attract the interest of even 55-year-old men.

Some 'feminists' are not blind to the cataclysmic sexual devaluation that women will experience when such technologies reach the market, and are already moving to seek bans. Such bans will not be possible, of course, as VR sex technologies are inseparable from broader video game and home theater technologies. Their attempts to lobby for such bans will be instructive, however.

Another positive ramification of advanced adult entertainment technologies is that women will have to sharpen the sole remaining attribute which technology cannot substitute - the capacity to make a man feel loved. Modern women will be forced to reacquaint themselves with this ancient concept in order to generate a competitive advantage. This necessity could lead to a movement of pragmatic women conducting a wholesale repudiation of misandry masquerading as 'feminism' that has created this state of affairs, and thus will be the jolt that benefits both men and women.